Ichigo's New Job
Chapter 1: Helping the Kitty
IchigoXYoruichi

A.N.: This is a request by Fox Boss. This series takes place after the Soul Society arc but before the Winter War arc.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach nor any of the characters.

Warning: Lemon!

Kurosaki Residence

Ichigo was lying on his bed reading a book when his cellphone started ringing. Flipping it open he saw a number on the screen he didn't recognize. Hitting answer he replied "Hello?"

Urahara's voice answered on the other end of the line. "Hey Ichigo! Good afternoon!"

The substitute had to fight the urge to hang up right there and then. "Urahara… how'd you get my phone number?"

"Oh come now, Ichigo, you didn't really think it was that difficult to get one little phone number. Anyway, I'm calling because I need your help."

"Help with what?"

"Yoruichi. She's been acting really cranky lately and I figured she could use some help."

Ichigo stared at the phone as if he was staring straight at Urahara. "How am I supposed to help her?

"I don't know. Just get over to the shop and do something. I'm not there right now since I'm sure she'll punch my lights out. You'll know what to do when you see her." With that Kisuke hung up, leaving Ichigo alone.

Ichigo sighed as he sat up and got his shoes on. "Geez, how am I supposed to help Yoruichi if I don't' know what's going on?"

15 Minutes Later….
Urahara Shop

Opening the shop door, Ichigo walked inside and looked around. "Um… anybody home?"

Ichigo walked through the dark hallways until he heard a faint noise. Following it to a closed door, he opened it and almost fainted. On the bed lay Yoruichi, completely nude. While it wasn't the first time the boy had seen her naked what embarrassed him the most was the fact that she was shoving a large dildo inside her while groping her left breast.

Yoruichi had her head rolled back and kept at it with her ministrations. "Ohhh!" she whined. "It's not good enough! I can't be satisfied anymore with just cheap toys!" Feeling frustrated from the lack of an adequate orgasm. She sighed as she pulled the useless toy out and tossed it to the side before looking to the opened door and seeing…"Ichigo! What on earth are you doing here?"

Ichigo sputtered and stammered, realizing he was caught red-handed watching her masturbate. Words failed him as Ichigo tried to come up with a coherent sentence. "I… uh… well the thing is…."

Yoruichi looked over her student, gazing at the tight t-shirt wrapped around his built and lean body. She turned her gaze southward and saw a large bulge already starting to pitch a tent in his pants. Sitting up, Yoruichi looked at Ichigo in the eye and said "Ichigo, close the door and come here."

A little scared of being scolded, Ichigo did as she told him. Shutting the sliding door shut. Hesitantly he made his way over to the bed. Sitting down at the end, Ichigo waited; all the while praying that his mentor didn't punch his lights out for interrupting her private time. However, despite his fear he couldn't help but look at her naked body in Its entire splendor. Her firm chocolate breasts, her long flowing purple hair, her neverending legs and sexy thighs. As Yoruichi crawled up to him Ichigo's pants were starting to feel a little on the tight side.

"Normally I'd yell at you for interrupting a woman's privacy," Yoruichi said with a grin. "But I think I'll let you off the hook… as soon as I see what it is you're hiding in your pants!" Ichigo was stunned as Yoruichi grabbed Ichigo's clothes and peeled them off of him. As she pulled down his pants Yoruichi licked her lips. Though she'd seen Ichigo naked before, being in the hot springs with him and dressing his wounds, this was the first time she'd seen Ichigo's cock standing at attention. A good 11 inches with a lot of girth rested between his legs. Ichigo gasped as her warm hand wrapped around his thick shaft. "Ichigo, lie back onto the bed," she said with a sexy grin.

As Ichigo lay back onto the soft sheets Yoruichi straddled him. Ichigo went wide-eyed as Yoruichi's crotch was shoved into her face. "Ichigo, you perv," Yoruichi teased. "I'm only on top of you naked and you're already fit to burst." Ichigo shivered when a wet tongue licked his shaft. Yoruichi moaned as she tasted Ichigo's manmeat. It'd been so long since she had a real man at her fingertips "So big…" she moaned before her mouth engulfed it.

The virgin Ichigo wrapped his arms around Yoruichi's waist, trying to hold on as the werecat sucked him off. He had no idea how a woman's mouth could feel so good but didn't care; Yoruichi's mouth felt amazing as she bobbed her head, taking in more and more with every bob. Looking up he saw Yoruichi's dripping pussy, getting an idea about how to return the favor….

Yoruichi felt Ichigo's tongue lick her delicate folds and inwardly grinned, glad that Ichigo was getting into it. She felt the tip of Ichigo's thick stick touch the back of her throat but was undeterred. Despite his large girth Yoruichi relaxed her throat and took in every inch, gagging a bit as she stuffed her mouth.

The tight, wet and hot pleasure of Yoruichi's throat drove Ichigo over the edge. Taking his tongue out of Yoruichi's cunt Ichigo yelled "I'm cumming!" before unloading into Yoruichi's hungry orifice. The werecat pulled back until only the head remained in her mouth, moaning as her mouth was flooded by the hot cum.

Ichigo lay on the bed, his vision blanking out as Yoruichi swallowed his thick cum. Taking her mouth off as she finished gulping it down, Yoruichi was pleased to see Ichigo still standing at attention. Getting off of Ichigo, Yoruichi smiled down at the dazed boy. "Ichigo, don't black out on me yet. Your punishment's only beginning."

As Ichigo sat up with his back against the wall, Yoruichi slid into his lap. She grinned as the shaft of Ichigo's manhood rubbed against her moist entrance. "Ichigo, you dirty boy! How'd you know what my favorite position was?" As Ichigo tried to sputter out a response his gaze turned southward, to Yoruichi's jiggling breasts. Seeing Ichigo's lust-filled gaze, Yoruichi cupped her breasts and fondled them, rubbing the dark hardened nipples against his heated skin. "You like, Ichigo? Go ahead Ichigo, have some dark chocolate!"

Ichigo's hands snaked up her side and squeezed her large tits, eliciting a lewd moan from Yoruichi as she rolled her head back. Unable to control himself, Ichigo nibbled on the dark tit, tenderizing it softly with his teeth. "Ichigo…" Yoruichi cooed. Her hands dug into his orange scalp as she felt him pleasure her. "Ichigo, you dirty boy! Milk's not gonna come out no matter how hard you suck!" she playfully admonished.

Deciding that she'd had enough of foreplay Yoruichi gripped Ichigo's hard shaft and rubbed her dripping lips. "I hope you'll show me a good time, Ichigo… if not I'll have to punish you all night long!"

Ichigo was agog as Yoruichi slid down his cock, the werecat's eyes widening as her hole was stretched. "Oh yes! This is what I've needed for so long!" Yoruichi buried Ichigo's little sword in her tight sheath all the way to the hilt, taking in deep breaths as she was filled. "Ichigo! So big!" Wanting to make Ichigo's face distort with pleasure Yoruichi rolled her hips, enjoying the feel of Ichigo's cock mashing her insides. As she started to lift her hips up she undid her ponytail, letting her purple hair loose to fall onto her shoulders sensually.

The substitute watched as Yoruichi rode him, her breasts bouncing with each stride. When Ichigo had first seen her (after she'd put some clothes on) he'd thought that she couldn't get any more exotically beautiful. Seeing her in all her glory with her hair down, her golden eyes glazed with lust, Ichigo knew he'd been way wrong before. Gripping Yoruichi's hips, Ichigo thrusted into her tight snatch, feeling his cock wrapped in her warm walls.

Yoruichi wrapped her arms around Ichigo's neck and kissed him as she bounced on his cock harder and faster, her hot booty rippling every time it slapped against him. "OH! ICHIGO! MORRRRE!" Yoruichi shouted as she felt the knot inside her about to come undone all at once. Ichigo's licking earlier had already stirred her up and now she was about to explode! "SO! GOOD! FUCK! ME! FUCKKK! MEEEEEE!" Her shouts matched only by the intensity of the impact her hips slapped against Ichigo.

Yoruichi's vison blanked out, her view of Ichigo's orange hair and lust-filled face whitened as she came undone. "OHHHHHHH! FUUUUUUUUCK!" she screamed to the high heavens as she came. Her hands grasped Ichigo's shoulders, gripping hard enough to leave bruises later on.

Ichigo couldn't take it anymore. Yoruichi's pussy tightening around him drove him over the edge. "Yoruichi! I'm gonna cum too!" Regaining focus in an instant, Yoruichi got off his lap and the bed and got onto her knees. Hopping off the bed Ichigo stroked himself quickly, feeling the hot sensation rush towards the tip. "OH! OHHHH!" He threw back his head and moaned as he came all over her breasts.

Yoruichi sighed as she felt the hot spunk stain her dark breasts. "Ahhhh… that feels nice…." It'd been so long since she'd had a real man dote on her breasts, Soi-Fon notwithstanding. Looking up she saw Ichigo's dazed look as he sat back down onto the bed. Licking her breasts clean she got back on top of Ichigo, rubbing her body against his. "Ichigo…I still haven't had enough yet…."

5 Hours Later….

Ichigo opened the shop door to leave; feeling like he'd just run 10 marathons. "Thank god, Yoruichi finally fell asleep."

Sitting out on the porch waiting for Ichigo was Kisuke. "Had fun, did we?" he asked with a smartass grin.

"Oh shut up! Next time tell me when you're sending me into something like that!"

Kisuke continued to smile as he got up. "Well, about that… I have a business proposition for you."

"No."

"Aw c'mon, Ichigo, don't you wanna hear me out at least?"

Ichigo sighed, but he had a good idea what he had in mind. "Fine, what is it?"

Kisuke hid his face from behind his fan as he spoke. "Well, there are many women I know who, like Yoruichi, are a bit starved when it comes to the bedroom. And seeing as how you managed to get Yoruichi's rocks off I figured you're just the man for the job!"

Ichigo's jaw dropped at Kisuke's proposition. "Do I look like a prostitute, Kisuke?-"

"Looking like you do now, my answer's yes."

"SHUT UP! I'm not going to let you sell me out to other women!"

Kisuke continued to smile. "Oh come now, Ichigo. Yes, I'll pay you for your services, but these are all women that you know quite well. It's like I'm not whoring you out to strangers on the street. And besides," he cast a sideways glance to the shop, "can you honestly say with a straight face that you didn't enjoy having sex with Yoruichi. Just imagine the fun!" He saw how Ichigo's blushing face dropped that he'd hit the mark. "So… do we have a deal?"

To Be Continued….