Lyon smirked at himself as he proudly strode through the city of Magnolia, going towards the large and famous guild hall of none other than Fairy Tail itself. He had one mission and one mission only. To woo the most beautiful girl in the world, Juvia Lockser.

You see, though apart of Lamia Scale, Lyon has only eyes for her. Of course, you already knew this. Unless you live under a rock or have the attention span of Natsu.

Thus we come to the main point of this story. Lyon is going to win over Juvia by the end of this chapter. Even if he has to pull out every pickup line in Fiore to get to that point.

He only wishes to be noticed, admired, or at least accepted by the end of his stay. And with the doors of the rowdy place finally in view, he boldly opened them and went inside, instantly finding the girl he was looking for.

Their eyes met, and he swore they were shining. He smiled as he walked over to her, trying to be attractive by leaning over on the counter with one hand and using the other to brush through his hair. "Hey Juvia."

Juvia, not seeming to notice his change of behavior at all, smiled brightly at seeing her friend. "Well hello Lyon-sama! Juvia didn't know she would see you today."

He nodded, brushing his hair a second time. "Yes, I had an unexpected urge to come see you."

She blinked. "Oh? Why is that? Does Lyon-sama need something from Juvia?"

Lyon's heart raced as he felt the line coming on. Her heart, that was all he ever wanted. However, when he went to respond, a chorus of giggling came from behind the bar and his face turned pale. He should have been expecting someone to be eavesdropping…

After a moment, he regained himself, but now the previous atmosphere was lost. So after meeting her curious, deep, blue eyes again, he cleared his throat, going back to leaning on the counter. "So, Juvia, is the sun always this bright, or do your eyes just shine that much?" More giggling could be heard by the Ice Mage, however, he was able to ignore it and instead waited for his beloved's reply. He could just imagine it.

"Oh Lyon-sama, how you make Juvia's heart flutter! Please, let her reward you with a kiss on the cheek~" He was practically drooling at the thought.

"But Lyon-sama, we're inside."

He had almost un-coolly slipped from leaning on the counter but was able to pick himself back up before anyone had noticed. Well, with the terribly muffled laughter coming from an unknown eavesdropper, obviously someone had. But Juvia as still oblivious, which seemed to be a good and a bad thing. "Y-Yes Juvia, you are right, I was just blinded by your refreshing beauty." That's right. He could redeem himself by being a bit more bold.

Or get her to laugh hysterically.

He blinked as he watched her laugh. Though he enjoied hearing it, he couldn't help but feel like she had missed the point.

"Juvia gets it! Refreshing, because she is made of water! Hahaha! Juvia never knew Lyon-sama were so funny!"

His jaw dropped. She thought he was telling a joke!? That was not what he was going for! Okay, so he was happy that she thought he was funny, but it doesn't really feel all that great when he's not trying to be funny... Not to mention that the ones hiding behind the bar were still laughing at his continuous failure. His eye twitched, but he soon smiled and laughed with her, not giving up. "Juvia, when did you become this cute?" She giggled and he hoped that he may have finally gotten through to her.

"Lyon-sama is very silly. Wendy-chan has always been cute!"

He blinked. "Huh..?"

She smiled, as if not getting why he was confused. "You asked has 'Wendy become this cute?', but she has always been cute!"

She continued to smile as he continued to fight the urge to slap himself in the forehead over and over again. She had misheard him! Of all the things…

He told himself before making his journey across Fiore to this very guild that he would not cry. Even if she doesn't take him seriously, or think he's joking, or mishear him! He was going to leave today a happy man! A handsome, manly, man that can take it all and still come out of it with his dream girl!

"THAT'S MANLY!"

Lyon's gaze sharply turned towards Elfman, who had just stood up from the table behind them to randomly yell out that phrase. The Ice Mage started to sweat from fear that maybe he had said all of that out loud…

Max, sitting at the same table as Elfman along with Warren, raised a brow. "What's that all about big guy?"

Elfman blinked before sitting back down with a perplexed look. "I donno, I just had the sudden urge ta say it, like someone had just told an awesome manly speech 'er somethin'..."

Just then, as if he couldn't take it any more, Warren bust out laughing. The other two didn't really know why he was laughing so hard, but then again, they weren't the ones to actually hear the speech before Elfman's outburst.

Trying to figure out why the man was laughing so much, Lyon turned to Juvia. "Who...is that again..?"

She smiled at his curiousity. She was always happy to introduce her guildmates. "That's Warren-san, his magic can read thoughts and send them too. Though Warren-san isn't much of a fighter."

He started to sweat again, and slowly turned his head towards the man, who was still laughing his head off. Lyon's eye started to twitch. "So would he be able to hear me if I sent him a thought?"

Juvia thought a moment. "Juvia thinks so."

He nodded. "I see."

A moment later, Warren's laughter suddenly came to a halt as he gasped. He made eye contact with Lyon for only a second before slowly but swiftly making his way out of the guild. Max and Elfman waved him off, not seeming to notice how pale in the face he was.

Lyon was at a breaking point. Any self-esteem he had had at the beginning of this venture, was quickly depleting. He had to do something quick or he wasn't going to meet his goal today. However, when he went to open his mouth, he showed up.

"Lyon? What are you doing here?" Asked no one other than Gray, who seemed surprised by his older brother-figure's presence.

"Gray-sama!" Juvia smiled brightly at him from her seat.

Gray, surprising to Lyon, gave Juvia a small smile. "Hey."

Lyon faked a smirk and a laugh as Gray sat unconsciously in between him and his beloved Juvia. On the inside Lyon was slamming his head into a mental wall over and over again. Weather he knew it or not, Gray had become a bit overprotective of the Water Mage. "I just wanted to come visit Juvia."

Gray rolled his eyes. "What, trying and failing with your pickup lines again?"

Lyon flinched, but puffed out his cheeks. "W-Well it's not like you could pull out a good pickup line!"

A vain grew on Gray's forehead. "I could do better than your sissy headlines!"

Lyon smirked, a new glint in his eyes, though there was also a vain on his forehead. "Oh? Prove it then! Try a pickup line on Juvia."

Both Juvia and Gray became bright red in embarrassment, speaking in unison. "On Juvia!?"

Lyon, seeming to not think as clearly, nodded. "That's right. Can't do it? I didn't think so."

Gray's embarrassment quickly changed into annoyance and frustration. He matched Lyon's smirk, grinding his teeth. "Fine then, I'll prove you wrong!"

Gray thought that he had heard laughter behind the bar, but just ignored it. Lyon couldn't keep the smirk off his face as he heard it as well. At least now they weren't laughing at him, but instead at Gray.

Gray took a deep breath as he looked over at Juvia, who at the moment was blushing like mad and trying to remember how to breathe. Gray's expression was serious, but in Juvia's filter, he was a cool and handsome prince. "Juvia…I must be a snowflake. Because I've fallen for you."

Lyon's jaw hit the ground. Gray looked as bored as ever, trying to cover up his embarrassment. The guild hall went silent. Everyone stared at the Ice Mage like Natsu had finally managed to set his hair on fire.

And then there was poor Juvia. The Water Mage's eyes started to swirl as her mouth opened and closed, trying to comprehend that this wasn't a dream and that indeed, the man she loved had just hit on her. Her mind just couldn't handle it. And she melted away, turning into water and passing out all at the same time.

You can imagine the looks of the two Ice Mages as they started to freak out and yell, finally breaking the silence. "AHHHHHHHH! JUVIA!"

Lyon turned to Gray, pointing at the puddle on the ground who was indeed Juvia. "You melted my beloved!"

Gray also pointed to her. "One: I didn't do it on purpose! Two: SHE ISN'T YOURS!"

"Well it's not like she's yours!"

"Well who said she isn't!?"

"You did!"

Gray faltered in his anger and his face turned red as he realized what exactly he had been impling. "W-W-Well, I, uh, um, th-that was, ya see, I mean-"

Suddenly there was a loud thud from the guild's doors being slammed open. The two Ice Mages look over to find no one other than the Iron Dragon Slayer himself walk in. At first, he just acted normal, but then as he looked around and noticed everyone staring at him strangely, he raised a brow.

"Uh...What's the matter with all of y-" He cut himself off though when he smelled something very similar to Juvia's sent. But he didn't see her. He locked eyes with Lyon, then Gray, and then he followed Juvia's scent to the puddle of water on the ground.

A few seconds of silence went by as he stared at the puddle. Without changing his expression, or even speaking a word, he slowly walked up to the Ice-Makers, who started to grow increasingly pale with every step Gajeel took towards them.

Finally, he stopped in front of them, leaning his face closer to theirs. The aura around him started to change into a dark one as he brought up his fists, cracking his knuckles. His red eyes peircing them like daggers and voice low. "Which one of you turned Juvia into a freakin' puddle..?"

The two, now as white as the snow they create, gupped at the same time. "Uh...I can explain…"

Gajeel raised a brow, losing his patience. They pointed to one another. "He did it!"

The dragon slayer took in a sharp breath and slammed a fist in between the two, cracking the bar counter. The two flinched and he let out a growl. "I'm a nice guy, so I'll let it slide today… But if I find her on the ground like this again, you're dead meat. Got it?"

They nodded and Gajeel turned his angry gaze to behind the counter. "WILL YA STOP LAUGHIN' YA DRUNK! IT AIN'T THAT FUNNY!"

Suddenly Cana's red-faced, drunk form stood up from behind the counter, hiccuping and laughing her head off. Lyon and Gray blinked, not realizing it was her laughing at them from before. "Yeah it was hilarious! You should've seen it Gajeel! Lyon was tryin' ta pick up Juvia, and then Gray hit on her!"

She continued to laugh as Gajeel's anger came back tenfold. "You. Did. What?"

Lyon and Gray, as pale as ever, realized how Gajeel took that statement…

He thought she meant literally…

So with the thought in mind that the two were literally beating on the poor girl until she turned into a puddle, Gajeel was furious, and the two knew it.

So they did the best course of action.

They ran as fast as the could.

"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YA."

"IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING!"

Cana was still laughing and hiccuping when she noticed a stirring on the floor. Looking down, she saw Juvia, back to her old solid self, leaned against the bar and put a hand on her forehead. Cana smiled. "Well! Welcome back to earth sweetheart."

Juvia winced. "W-What happened to Juvia..?"

Cana took a drink of her beer. "Nothin' much. The real question is: What is Gajeel gonna do ta them?" She gestured over to Gajeel chasing the two Mages all around the room, braking furniture, and smashing walls.

Juvia blinked. "H-how long was Juvia out..?"

Cana shrugged. "Like five minutes."

She winced. 'Juvia better go save Lyon-sama and Gray-sama!"

The older woman snorted. "Please! They deserve it for being losers and using you for testing their bad pickup lines."

Though her head still hurt, and she didn't catch most of what Cana was saying, Juvia was determined to save her beloved and friend. So she stood up and tried to stop Gajeel.

Cana watched and only shook her head, taking another drink. "Ah well, at least Lyon and his stupid pickup lines won't be comin' by again anytime soon…"

THE END

Hahahaha, so I'm not sure if this was funny enough for you guys, but I had a blast writing it. xD I mean really, got to torture Lyon and Gray at the same time! Bonus!

Pfff, I act like I don't love them but I do really haha

Well, I hope you enjoyed this story~ Thank you for all of the reviews, faves, and follows!