Yo, guys. Or Good morning people of planet earth. So I had this chapter written for a while now but I just hadn't typed it up. Laziness gets in the way of everything doesn't it? The same happened with one of my other stories. I have the next chapter written I just haven't typed it. It bugs me so very much. So I guess I'll stop talking now and let you guys read the story. On with the show.

Disclaimer: I know I haven't been doing it but you know it. I DON'T OWN FAIRY TAIL

~~Chapter 5: Natsu's POV~~

With Lisanna hanging off my left arm and Happy in the air we walked to the train station. The thought of riding a train was actually exciting. I had a special reason to be excited too. We arrived at the train station to find Erza and Gray sitting on the benches waiting for us.

"There you are. What took you so long, Ash for Brains?!" Gray stood and exclaimed.

"Picking up Lisanna, Frost Breath. She took forever getting ready. Now sit down, shut up and stop acting stupid. You knew I was picking her up. So no need to bit my head off. Looks like it's time to add forgetfulness to the list of things you're good at, Ice Princess."

I sat as he exclaimed, "You little-"

"Sit down, Gray." Erza said.

"Y-yes, Erza."

"Ha! Still afraid of the great, powerful and beautiful Titania, aren't you, Stripper?"

"What?! I'm not-... What the-"

"Speaking of which, did you pay for our tickets? Or are we paying for our own?" I asked Erza.

"We only paying for-"

"I got yours but Gray and Lisanna need their own tickets." Ezra cut Gray off.

"What?" Gray exclaimed. Was he not listening?

"Thanks Erza." I smile an almost seductive smile at her. The smallest blush crawls up her neck before I turned to Lisanna. I doubt anyone else saw Erza's small blush.

"Give me the money and I'll buy your ticket."

"Really?" I nodded. With glowing eyes she handed me the money that I slipped into my wallet. Gray watched the whole scene with wide eyes. What is so special about me anyways that he needs to keep staring?

"Close your eyes, Popsicle. Otherwise your eyes will pop from your skull. Close your mouth as well. You might catch flies... Unless of course that's your plan and you want insect breath. Then you'll attract all kinds of fish. Since everyone knows you can't get a girl... Either way it's fine by me. It's not like you listen to my advice at all anyway."

I smirk as the girls giggled and Gray quickly composed himself. Gray then had a look on his face that looked like he was plotting my death in his head. That or something else. I just knew for sure I was in his thoughts.

"There's no need to be jealous, Freezer Breath. It's not my fault I got all the charm." He glared before changing his gaze to something in the distance.

"Who knew Natsu had a funny and witty side?" Lisanna asked.

"No one did, Sweetheart. That's the point." I shoot them a smile as I stand and walk for the ticket booth. On the inside was a girl with brown hair held back with a black headband and seaweed green eyes. She sat lazily at her desk just barely doing a sufficient job at her post. She hardly looked at the customers as she sold the tickets as she was playing on her phone. When it was my turn I leaned on the counter and rested my head on my arms.

"Where are you going? How many people?"

"That's just the problem, Sweetheart. My associate is being quite difficult and I need some help. Do me a favor and let me see those beautiful eyes of yours." Her eyes drifted to me and she gasped.

"I know. I'm from Fairy Tail and I'm sorta famous. No need to faint. You should probably close your mouth. We wouldn't want that beautiful face of yours to catch any flies." Such a fun phrase. I closed her mouth before standing straight and stretching. A blush coated her cheeks before I continued.

"See my associates over there?" I point to my guild mates and she nodded.

"Remember the red-head?" She shuttered.

"Thought so. Well, she bought my ticket and hers earlier. Now, see the white-haired girl next to her?"

"Yeah."

"Well. She's forcing me to buy her ticket. She didn't even let me get the town name from the red-head before sending over here. I also suspect that if I go back over there without the ticket she will make a huge unnecessary scene and I still won't get the town name. So can you do me the favor of getting me the same ticket as them?"

"Of course. Anything for you."

"Thank you so much." I pull the money from my wallet and hand it to her. With a glare behind me she took the money and handed me the ticket.

"Thank you so much. Keep that face of yours beautiful." I said with a smile. A darker blush covered her cheeks as she smiled back at me. I walk back to my friends and sat next to Erza. I laid my arm on the back of the bench, which didn't go unnoticed by Lisanna. She was currently sitting on the other side of Gray, who sat on the other side of Erza. She then stood and moved to my other side. What a leach. I felt the heat of a glare coming from the direction of the ticket booth. I winked in her direction before turning my attention to Erza.

"When does the train get here, Erza?"

"Soon. Why are you so anxious? I thought you hated vehicle transportation."

"No reason. It's just something I want to feel first hand. I've always felt it from the back of Natsu's mind. So I kind of want to feel it myself."

"Alright then. But when your pain is too much for you or us, I'm knocking you out."

"That's good, I welcome it."

When the train pulled into the station we had no problems getting on. As soon as the attendant saw us we were lead to our own car. So Natsu's motion sickness is famous huh? I didn't know it was that bad. Interesting. When I sat in one of the booths with my teammates and we were settled I created a medium-sized fireball in my hand.

I grin and start to toss it back and forth between my hands, starting slow first. Slowly the pace got faster and the ball bigger. My soul attention was soon on the ball making sure I caught it every time. I was faintly aware that someone calling my name a few minutes into the game but I ignored it. I kept ignoring them and it wasn't until that someone screamed my name at the top of their lungs that I acknowledged them. This of course made me lose my focus when I did notice them. The ball was then split into three different balls each heading towards a different person.

The first was heading towards Erza's strawberry cake. I knew that was a bad idea. I held my hand out like I was going to catch it before closing my hand into fist. I then tightened my fist like I was crushing something and the flame disappeared. The next one was aimed at Lisanna's chest. I came in close and blew warm air at the flame. It faded out like a blown out candle and the remaining warm air drifted over Lisanna's breasts.

She shivered as I moved away. The final flame was headed toward Gray's pants and I just watched it fall. What happened next was over in seconds. The flame landed and engulfed his pants completely. That was followed by him jumping up and when they looked his pants are gone and the flame was out. There wasn't even a single strip of smoke coming from him. Gray glared at me and I just had to smirk back.

"Gray, put your pants back on!" Erza yelled.

"But Erza! Flame-head burned them!" Gray protested.

"Or you stripped them." Lisanna stated.

"I did not! Fire-Breath burned them!"

"So you deny your stripping habit?" I asked.

"Ye-! No!"

"Good. Case closed. Go get some pants in your suitcase, stripper. 'Cause I'm not giving you mine."

"Why would I want yours?" Ignoring his question I turned my attention to Erza.

"Hey Erza?"

"Hm?"

"Who called my name?" She shoved the last bite of her cake into her mouth before setting down her plate. Once she swallowed she answered.

"We all did."

"Why?"

"We want to know why you're not motion sick."

"What?" I look out the window to see the world passing by at a fast pace.

"Oh." I shrug nonchalantly.

"You know why, don't you?" Gray asked. He was really getting on my nerves. Time to end his annoyances once and for all. I smirk as I lean into his face, my weight on my hands balancing on the armrests.

"Why do you want to know so bad, huh?" He leaned as far away as he could, which wasn't far enough.

"Why do you have so much interest in me?... You hold more interest in me than most men should. Sure, I understand that some of it as teasing, irritation, anger, and jealousy. But what would I have that would make you jealous?" I poked him in the chest before putting my hand back.

"It's a bit unhealthy for you. Especially with Juvia after your heart? I might just have to add her to my trail of broken hearts." I say smugly.

"As if. If she won't go with Lyon what makes you think she'll go with you?" Gray growled.

"'Cause she'll do anything for her dear "Gray-Sama." We could always test to see how far she'll go. After all, it's not like you're going to return her feelings. Right? We all know that I don't care for her in any way now nor will I ever in the future... I currently have everyone in my hand and only one in my heart. I don't care less for anyone in my hand and I don't force myself on anyone. I will, however, seduce everyone in my path whether they start it or I do. Plus..."

I lean in closer and put my mouth right next to his ear. My breath fanned over his ear and flowed down his neck. A thicker scent was coming from him and I smirked again. I whispered softly and slowly making sure he heard every word.

"I'm flattered but I have no interest in males. Especially you. And being the dragon slayer I am, I can smell your arousal from here." He looked down before looking back up at me. I continued to whisper in his ear.

"Now, I'm done having you interrupt me, my plans, and my flirting. So unless you want it broadcasted how you actually felt attracted to me, I suggest you stay out my way. We will continue our banter/rivalry/friend thing we have going on but you will stay out of my business. Is this clear?" He nodded vigorously.

"Good." I straightened and turn back to the girls, "Now that this has been taken care of, I'll answer your questions. I don't know exactly why I don't have motion sickness."

"Do you really-" I sent a look at Gray before he shut up.

"From what I understand, when Natsu and I switched places in his head he took his motion sickness with him. I don't feel anything. I feel great."

"Aye, sir!" Happy agreed from where he sat eating a fish.

"Happy, you knew?" Lisanna asked.

"Nope!" He stated happily. Gray rolled his eyes and sighed before slumping further in his chair. He muttered under his breath something that sounded something like, "Stupid dragon slayer and their stupid enhanced senses. Stupid exceed who's spoiled." He continued to mutter but I deemed it as unnecessary and ignored him.

"So, I didn't ask earlier but, what's the mission?"

"Something got stolen from an heiress by bandits and she wants it back." Erza answered.

"Why is it always bandits?"

"I think it's because they wish they were wizards so being a bandit is the closest thing." Lisanna replied, shrugging.

"That's a bit pitiful, don't you think?"

"I never said that's the answer. It was just a thought."

"A stupid one, that's for sure." She pouted before turning her gaze out the window. I sat in my spot next to her and drew her gaze to mine.

"Oh. Don't tell me you're offended already. I haven't even done anything yet."

"Yet?"

"That's right, Babe. We're just getting started and it only gets worse. So you better be prepared." She nodded.

"Happy, make a chart."

"Aye sir! About what?"

"About how many girls fall for my charms... Actually, let's not make it gender specific. So what we're going to do, Happy, is first write the date. Then after that draw tally marks for that day. Pink for the girls, blue for the boys. We're going to see how many fall into the stealthy trap set by the elegantly mighty dragon slayer." I chuckled.

"Aye, sir! How many today?"

"Three so far. One male, two female. Don't worry about names, Happy. Only number matter."

"Aye, sir!"

I nod and address the group,"So what do you guys normally do on train rides?"

OMM people. Gray attracted to Natsu?! Not happening in a Nalu story. :) So when I was writing the story my friend wrote in my note book and wrote her own short story. In it she first tried to kill someone by having a shark eat them. That was before she knew they were on a train. Then she killed Happy before she knew he was a cat. Then she changed it to Gray who died and Lisanna couldn't care less she died. Next, she had Natsu morn Gray's death and he told Happy he missed him and loved him. Then Gray appeared said he loved Natsu back before telling Natsu he was a ghost.

She wrote this during church and I couldn't stop laughing. I of course got my mother mad at me as well as a few other people. Then her mother got offended that my mother was telling ME to be quiet. I don't know why she was SOOO offended but I totally deserved it.

Anyway, that was just something random I thought you should know. I will TRY TRY TRY to have the next chapter of the other story up soon. Till then read stories, make stories and have fun.

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