So I got a lot of reviews on the previous chapter telling me to make a chapter in someone elses POV, and a lot of you requested that it be either Levy or Gray, but I knew that if I did decide to do another chapter it would be in Mirajane's POV. so I hope you enjoy! And I do have a poll up on my page right now if you want to vote for what story prompt I'll do next!

"Fuck you Gajeel!"

"Argh! Juvia"

Mirajane was in deep shit. Mira was a good person. She really was. But this-this was not supposed to happen.

"OH MY GOD, GAJEEL!" Juvia screamed from within the closet.

Mira sighed.

It didn't start out this way you know. It was just supposed to be a friendly game, and an excellent opportunity for Mirajane to wield her expert matchmaking skills. It was going great actually, well, up till a few minutes ago it was.

You see earlier that day, Levy, the tiny lovable bluenette of the group, had confided in Mira. She'd told Mira that she thought the hunky, and ever-smitten-with-Levy, Gajeel was interested in Juvia.

It was the most preposterous thing Mirajane had ever heard, and when she heard it she almost barfed on the petite bluenette.

Yes, it was easy to see how one could mistake Juvia and Gajeel as lovers. They were always around each other, and even lived together, but that's only because they were super tight as friends. Sure Gajeel did care about Juvia but it was more of a platonic, brotherly love, and vice versa for Juvia.

Gajeel was more obviously into Levy and besides Juvia is as obvious with her love for Gray as Trump is with his blatant racism, sexism, and idiotism, but only an oblivious book freak like her wouldn't notice.

But Levy was such a cute dork, that Mirajane couldn't resist, and so decided to help her see that Gajeel only liked her and her only.

That's what Mirajane had thought, but two minutes ago it had all gone downhill after she had successfully gotten two of her ships into the closet together, when everyone in the room heard Gajeel whisper, "I've got a surprise for you." And only a moment later they'd heard Juvia scream, "DID YOU JUST PULL THAT OUT OF YOUR PANTS?"

Most people would ask her; "If your goal was to get Gajeel and Levy together why didn't you just put the two of them into that closet together?" But if she'd done that then Levy would never speak to either of them again.

Because Levy is such a shy, insecure, and inexperienced book worm; and Gajeel was not such a neanderthal that would actually force Levy into anything, so even if she had put them in that closet together nothing would have happened, and the both would have come out with more awkward tension between them than before.

So instead Mira sent Juvia and Gajeel in together to show Levy that there was really nothing between them, and hopefully help her gain a little more confidence in herself.

But that turned out to be a disaster, as Mira could now see. More groaning sounds came from the closet, and she threw her head into her hands.

A glance around her circle of friends showed her that everyone's expressions were horrified except Gray's, Natsu's, and oddly Jellal's. Well Natsu was an ignorant weirdo who was still chanting Lucy's name, and Jellal was just constantly in a state of Zen. It was pretty impressive actually.

She peeked at Gray again, and saw him do that thing with his jaw that boys always do when they're mad, and the thing that would totally make Juvia swoon if she wasn't in that damned closet fucking Gajeel.

Levy had already left the room early on, under the pretense of having to go to the bathroom, but everyone knew what the actual reason was. And that only made Mira feel like a pile of cow shit.

Mirajane lowered her head and sighed. She was appalled, really. Who would've thought, honestly, that Juvia and Gajeel would actually have sex.

"Damn Juvia don't do this!" Mira heard Gajeel hiss.

Suddenly a thought occurred to her: Wait, have they done this before? Were Juvia and Gajeel fuckbuddies?

To her right Evergreen gasped, and Erza kept repeating, "oh my. Oh my. Oh my." Over and over. Bickslow was still smirking-was his face always like that? And Levy still hadn't returned from the bathroom, despite it being three minutes already, but Mira knew what was going on there, and that just made her feel so much worse.

"Gajeel!" Juvia screeched, "No, no, no, no don't do this please." She whimpered, and more thumping noises came from inside the closet. Then Gray cursed under his breath, stood up in a swift motion, and strode angrily into the kitchen, where she heard a loud bang a few seconds later.

She quickly looked over at Jellal, who still had his cool composure in place. Seriously, what the fuck was wrong with him? This was his house that people were fucking, and crying, and breaking stuff in.

Gray and Levy both re-entered the room at the same time. Gray, with bloody knuckles and; Levy, with puffy eyes.

That was the last straw.

Mirajane stood up. At first she'd hesitate before going to open the closet door, in fear of everyone seeing both Gajeel and Juvia's naked bodies-that was something no one needed to see, but enough was enough. Didn't the two of them know how their actions would affect their friends? How could they be so inconsiderate?

But apparently it was the last straw for them too, because just then Gajeel yelled Uno and the closet door swung wide open, revealing two very startled, albeit clothed best-friends and a deck of Uno cards between them.

And then of course, at that very moment Natsu felt the need to ask, "Do you shout Uno when you come?"

But that wasn't even the worst part, because when she took a glance back at Jellal, she found the same emotionless expression on his face that he'd been employing for the past half hour, while all of this madness had been going on.

Yup it was official. Jellal had no soul.

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