The Odd Couple

Two pairs of eyes with which to see,

Two pals to give foes misery.

A pair of mouths with which to eat,

One has wings and one has feet.

One a lizard oh so green.

One a bat with words obscene.

One is silent, with cool refrain.

One yaks on, is quite insane.

And so the pagies they retrieve.

Foes fight and fall, or choose to flee.

Tongue whipping and sonar blasts,

Yooka and Laylee both kick arse.