A/N: Mwahahaha, sorry but this story is merely a two-parter. Merely a humorous little fic I came up with.
Chapter 1: Jellal's Date
''Delicious, Delicious! This cake is pure perfection!'' Erza cheerfully beamed taking a bite out of a slice of strawberry cake she bought from the Magnolia Bakery. Lucy and her decided to take a small break and do some shopping around Magnolia. Lucy wanted to shop for some clothes, and Erza obviously was interested in some sweets, and just wanted to have some free time to just hang out with her blonde friend.
Lucy giggled watching the red-head enjoy her cake, ''You sure do have a sweet tooth, surprising for someone as terrif-'' She paused before accidentally saying the wrong thing,
''Someone as serious as you...'' Lucy laughed nervously, Erza wasn't one to be insulted. Everyone knew that well. Although, watching her rosy cheeks, and how she dug into the cake, it was quite surprising to see her sweet, childish side whenever she's enjoying something she loved. The blonde snickered at an idea she had to tease Erza.
''Sometimes I think you even love cake more than Jellal.'' Lucy joked, and Erza stopped and nearly choked on her piece of cake. She must've swallowed it wrong because she jammed a fist into her chest, and gasped for air.
''W-What did you say?!'' Erza asked while coughing, and she wiped the cake piece off her face.
Lucy winked in a playful manner, ''If you had to choose, would it be Jellal or Cake?''
Erza's cheeks turned red from her slight flustered feeling, she stared at Lucy silently then shyly looked away. ''R-Ridiculous question to ask, don't involve Jellal in such foolishness Lucy.'' Erza said, avoiding the question. She avoided eye contact with the blonde, to hide her blushing features
''Oooo, so you'd choose Jellal?'' Lucy grinned, poking the red-head's side.
''Jellal and I don't have that type of relationship.'' Erza crossed her arms with a frown,
"I see the way you look at him, and that weird expression you make whenever his name is mentioned." The blonde stuck her tongue out, "Not that hard to see the spark between you two."
Erza stood quiet, her cheeks still a bright red color. She couldn't really comprehend her relationship with Jellal, it was complicated. Letting out a sigh, she wondered what he was doing at this moment.
"Oh..." Lucy blinked and came to a halt as she looked towards the new resturant that was recently opened, when Erza looked herself, her mouth nearly dropped. She had to creep beside the black gated entrance outside the resturant to get a closer look.
Jellal was in a black tuxedo, sitting at one at the tables outside with another woman. Not just any woman, the one known as Ultear Milkovich. Her hair was pinned up in a fancy bun, she wore white dress gloves, and a long, navy blue halter dress with white heels.
Normally Erza would pay no mind to the activities Jellal did in his free time, but this was just... Despicable! "Like you said, you guys don't have that kind of relationship." Lucy whispered,
"B-But..." Erza's eye twitched, no they were not a couple. But the red-head couldn't help an annoyed feeling when she saw him in such a setting with another woman. Him on a date... with another woman.
"Jealous?" Lucy snickered, it was quite amusing seeing Erza's tsundere side, even though it was quite obvious she was bothered by what they were seeing.
Erza quickly turned and stared at Lucy, which was a bit disturbing for the blonde. "I am not j-j-jealous... I just..." her mouth twitched into an awkward smile, then into one of anger as she placed her hands on Lucy's shoulders. "I cannot allow Jellal to progress into a hopeless relationship where he'll eventually end up heartbroken!" She yelled dramatically, causing an abrupt silence to ensue.
Lucy gave her the 'You're out of your mind' look, since she knew this was going lead to a ridiculous plan that'll end up with the restaurant being destroyed. 'I highly doubt there's anything romantic between Jellal and Ultear Lucy sighed internally while looking at Erza 'Just be honest and admit your love for him.'
"We've received several complaints about you two making the customers feel uncomfortable, if you have no business here, please leave." One of the male employees said to them,
"Sorry, we'll leav-" The red-head immediately covered Lucy's mouth.
"We're actually new employees, sorry we were just observing how to do our jobs." Erza quickly said with a smile. Lucy planted a hand on her forehead, shaking her head.
"Then hurry and attend to the customers at once!" He said before rushing off to continue his work,
Erza nodded and grabbed Lucy before secretly rushing into the resturant, unnoticed by Jellal and Ultear
When Erza and Lucy finally came out, they were in the usual black and white waiter outfits, holding a plate, and they pinned their hair up and Erza insisted on them wearing small black mustaches. Although, the immense difference between their hair color and mustaches was a dead giveaway. Lucy sighed and wished she had stood home today.
"...Is this really neccesary Er-" She was yanked away to any table that held customers, so they can look "Natural"
"Hello we'd like to order!" A random married couple said to Erza, the red-head gave a small smile and held a notebook and pen to write down the orders.
"What would you like?" Her eyes darted over to stare at Ultear and Jellal, they were laughing and talking about something Erza couldn't quite figure out. Jellal looked her way and she quickly looked away and back at the table with blood rushing to her face, along with her heart quickly beating.
"We'd like spaghe-" before the customer could finish, Jellal raised his hand to request a waiter.
"LUCY!" Erza called out, "Please take these people's orders, I have another customer to attend to."
The blonde twitched as she walked over, "Good afternoon, how may I help you?" Lucy put on a fake smile.
"Excuse me, we'd like to order!" Ultear called out, Erza hesitately walked over to their table and hoped they didn't recognized. Though she didn't admit it, a small bubble of jealousy flowed within her upon seeing both ex-council members together. She had to put on a straight face and endure it.
Wait, wasn't there a reason I came here in the first place? Erza held back a smirk.
"What can I get for the lovely couple today?" Erza smiled cheerfully, then she heard a loud scream, a crashing sound, and glass falling before a plate of spaghetti landed on Ultear.
"Sorry!" Lucy called out.
Erza hid her face with the plate to hide the small chuckle that escaped her lips, "Are you alright, Ultear-san?"
Ultear groaned in frustration, "I'm fine..." She picked spaghetti noodles out of her hair
Jellal blinked before letting out a small laugh, "You look better that way."
"Shut up Jellal." Ultesr snapped, clearly unamused. Jellal merely kept an awkward smile on his face,
"Could we get some napkins, and a glass of water please?" Jellal requested politely,
"Yes, right away ." Erza said quickly before dashing into the resturant again, barely recognizing the building, she managed to sneak into the kitchen and grab a coupke of napkins, and poured two cups of water. She had gained some waitress experience, working for Yajima a few times, hence why she so gracefully balanced the cups of water on the plate, along with the napkins. She decided to even throw in a basket of breadsticks, just incase.
Swiftly, she walked quickly back outside and went to Jellal and Ultear's table. "Here are your water and-" She felt a shove from behind, followed by a yelp that came from Lucy. It happened so quickly and the plate slid out her hand as she landed on a warm surface.
She huffed in anger at her clumsiness as her fake mustache flew off her face. When she looked up, she noticed how immensely close she was to Jellal's face. Her eyes widened, and her face heated up when she noticed she was lying awkwardly on his lap.
"Uh... are you alright?" Jellal quirked an eyebrow, wondering why she was still on his lap.
"Yeah I'm fine." Ultear huffed sarcastically, after being drenched in the water. Her eye twitched in annoyance, "I think I'm going to go." The raven haired woman said before getting up and leaving the two.
"Wait, Ultear! Weren't we going to-"
"That can wait for later, you obviously have other matters to attend to." Ultear said before leaving, gesturing to the now vanished red-head. Jellal blinked, wondering where the red-head dashed off to.
Erza quickly ran in the resturant, sighing at her foolishness. She didn't plan on saabotaging Ultear's new dress, but still... Maybe her jealousy got the best of her. Though it seemed like it was just a friendly dinner, yet she overreacted and took actions arrogantly.
"I'm an idiot..." She slapped a hand to her forehead, hoping Ultear didn't loathe her for acting like an immature child.
She heard someone clear their throat, and froze on the spot. "Excuse me sir, you seem to have forgotten your mustache." Jellal said, holding up her face mustache with an amused smirk on his lips.
Her eyes widened slightly before taking the mustache and shoving it into her pocket, she chuckled nervously. "Sorry about what happened with you and your date."
"Wasn't really a date, just a little dinner so we can discuss some things." He walked closer to her, placing his hand against the wall beside her. "Although, you did make it quite interesting... Erza." The way her name slipped off his tongue sent shivers down her spine,
"So you figured it out..." She tightly grasped the plate in her right hand, looking regretfully to the side.
"Well it was quite obvious, you loudly yelled out your friend's name, you wore a fake mustache, and... the abnormal feeling when you landed on my lap..." He hid the blush on his cheeks, mistakenly letting out the perverted comment, Erza took a second to figure out what he meant then her eyes widened as she blushed aswell.
"...You..." She grumbled out, "I was just... a bit jealous..." She mumbled vaguely.
Jellal chuckled at her words, "Also..." He grabbed her chin between his fingers, "It's also easy to recognize those beautiful brown eyes, and remarkable Scarlet hair."
"Jellal..." She chewed on her bottom lip, and their faces inched closer, their lips itching to lock contact.
Almost as if on cue, a large strawberry cake came and hit both of them, their entire right side covered with frosting and cake.
"What the hell?!" Erza snapped,
"Sorry!" Lucy called out.
"...Your fairy tail friends sure are interesting." Jellal said in amusement. He felt Erza take some frosting off of his cheek with her finger, and popped it in her mouth. He blinked then smiled at her small childish side.
"Delicious!" She beamed, then Jellal licked some cake off of her cheek, leaving her face burning from embarrassment. "J-Jellal..." She stammered.
"Yeah, very delicious."
A/N: Not really sure what was going on in my head when I wrote this. But yeah... next chapter will be how Jellal ruins a little "date" Erza was on. Not connected to this chapter at all.