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She would kill him. No, at first she would torture him, then break every bone in his body, and then she would slowly kill him. Yes, that sounded good. Shisui Uchiha was a dead man walking. Sakura eyed the-the thing in her hospital locker and scowled. Oh, how she would torture him.

Calming herself down by thinking of ripping Shusui's bones out, Sakura thought of how this all started and then scowled again. Sasuke and Naruto. Of course it would be all her moronic best friends' fault. She should have known that anything, absolutely anything that involved them and dares was a no-no and would lead to disastrous results, but in her defense, she had been quite intoxicated.

Flashback

New club had opened in the outskirts of Konoha. It was the opening day and the manger had promised free drinks for everyone, so nearly the whole village was there. She had come together with her girls. They had met other members of the rookie nine near the entrance, and the eventful nigh had started.

It hadn't been more than an hour and practically everyone was already drunk. Right now, she, Sasuke, Naruto and Kiba were sitting at the bar. Naruto and Kiba had challenged her to shots competition and well she had accepted. In any normal circumstances she wouldn't have, but then and there she was really pissed (no pun intended), needed a distraction and getting drunk seemed like a pretty good idea.

You see, Sakura had gotten dressed, done her hair and make-up, and had been really excited, hoping to see Itachi at the club. She had been crushing on him since the day she nearly strangled Sasuke, but he seemed not to have any mutual feelings. But they had been on multiple missions together and he was always so nice. They had even gone out for Dango once or twice.

She should have known better. It was THE Uchiha Itachi, of course he wouldn't go to the club. The same couldn't be said about his cousin, who had been bothering her the whole night.

So when Naruto and Kiba challenged her, she agreed, wanting something to distract herself. Of course she cheated a little, but they should have expected that (after all she was Tsunade's apprentice). Sasuke was just there to make sure Naruto wouldn't do anything Idiotic.

That was the moment when everything decided to go to hell with Naruto's simple suggestion.

"Hey, Sakura-chan, *hic*, b-bastard, let's *hic* play truth or *hic* dare!"- said Naruto slurring and hiccupping. Sakura already feeling buzzed accepted. It was Sasuke who was a little hesitant, but Sakura knew just how to ruffle his feathers. Smirking she said:

"What, Sasu-cakes, are you afraid of a little challenge? Do you want me to call your dear Aniki?"- She pretended to wipe tears. Sasuke got an angry gleam in his eyes.

"Bring it on, pinky"-He hissed out. Sakura narrowed her eyes at the name and then grinned.

"You c-can be the first one, I am *hic* not afraid of *hic* a little dare."- Okay, so maybe she was a little more than buzzed, but hey, free drinks remember? Sasuke eyed her and then smirked.

"Sakura, I dare you to…." And then Sakura's world came crashing down. She-She couldn't do that! They would kill her. But still slightly angry and too proud to decline the dare, she accepted. Taking the shot on the bar, she emptied the cup in one gulp and banged the glass onto the bar. Feeling the heat inside of her, she focused her gaze onto Sasuke and glared. Well, she hoped she glared at Sasuke and not at someone else, everything was so blurry.

"Y-you *hic* are going *hic* to *hic* pay f-for-r t-this!" Oh, so intimidating, great Sakura, just great.

Gathering all her courage and the strength she had she stalked up to the DJ.

"Give me the microphone."

"Sorry, babe, but I can't, but I can give you something else if you want"- said the guy, winking at her. Sakura grabbed the front of his jacket and pulled him down to her level.

"Listen to me you asshole, if you want to go home tonight with you private parts still intact, you better do as I tell you, so, Give. Me. The. Fucking. Microphone." He scrambled around and in a second, she was holding a microphone. Looks like her glares still worked. Cursing Sasuke in her head, she jumped up on one of the higher dance floors. The music turned off.

"Hello, Hello!" – She said and everyone looked at her. Shit – "Sorry for the disturbance, but I have a very important announcement to make. Unfortunately for all the ladies, I have to tell you all a big secret. I, Sakura Haruno, am very sorry to say that…" – She paused for the dramatic affect- "Shisui and Itachi Uchiha are in a relationship. I am sorry ladies, but our sources say, they were seen making out on a mission. Thank you for your attention."

There was deafening silence and then-

"WHAT? WHO SAW THAT?" –

Sakura looked at a very shocked Shisui in the crowed. Suddenly an evil idea came up.

"Look, ladies and gentlemen, he is not even denying the fact. I am so happy Shisui, that you are so open about your relationship. I completely support you."

Laughter exploded all around the club as she jumped down from the stage. Running up to Sasuke and Naruto, whose face was red as a tomato because of laughter, she snatched Sasuke's drink from his hand, drowned it, made a very violent threat and then ran for her life, away from a very pissed of Uchiha.

End

But of course she should have known that Shisui would have his revenge. She had been waiting for it for three days and he finally made his move. There in her locker room, where she had left her clothes before taking a shower, was a…a nurse's outfit. A very skimpy, a very tight and a very-very short nurse's outfit. All of the other clothes were gone, even her bloodied coat. Damn him! She should have known better than to take a shower in the hospital, but there was blood all over her after the surgery and she couldn't continue work looking like that. Speaking of work, she still had a whole two hours left in her shift and Tsunade would have her head if she left. That BASTARD! He knew about that.

Oh, but she had another pack of clothes in her office, in cases of emergency. She grinned maniacally, hah, her office was on the same floor.

Quickly putting on the THING, she checked the hall and then rushed out of the locker room. If anyone had walked down the hallway they wouldn't have seen anything except a pink blur.

Closing the door, she leaned her forehead against the cool metal. She was safe, she had her clothes and she was saf-

"Sakura"

Her eyes flew open. Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no! Damn it! What did she do to deserve this! Why god, why? Turning around, she looked into the black eyes of her intruder.

"Hello, Itachi."

Uchiha Itachi was in her office. Uchiha Itachi was in her office and he would kill her. He would slowly murder her. Yeah, that is it, she was dead. Goodbye world.

"Sakura, I heard that you made a very interesting declaration about me and Shisui." He was slowly walking up to her. He would kill her and oh, those eyes. Why was he looking at her like that….OH SHIT! The outfit. She was so screwed. He was so near, oh no, she wouldn't die before confessing. Taking a deep breath she rushed out.

"Beforeyoukillmeihavetosayiloveyou." –Whew, well that was a great way to confess. He stopped and looked at her with a strange face. She sighed thinking she was safe and then he was right in front of her, his body pressed flush against her.

Her breath hitched and she could feel heat rising to her cheeks.

"Well, I am really happy about that"-

She didn't have time to ask what he meant by that, because she was shoved against the door and hungry lips crashed upon hers. His lips moved violently, sucking, nipping and licking. He harshly bit her bottom lip and she gasped. Taking advantage of her open mouth, he shoved his tongue into her mouth. Sakura couldn't surpress a throaty moan as their tongues battled for dominance. He smirked against her lips. Her legs snaked around his waist and her hands found themselves in his hair. The kiss wasn't sweet and tender; no it was full of passion and hunger.

Huh, so he also liked her, well that was good to know. Her thoughts were cut short when his mouth moved to her jaw, making their way towards her neck. She shivered when he found her pulse point and bit it gently. His tongue darted out and licked the wound. Not wanting to lose in this strange battle, Sakura moved her hand under his tight shirt. Moving along his abs and chest.

She couldn't surpress another moan, when he sucked on her pulse point. That would sure leave a hickey. Hearing her moan, Itachi couldn't keep in his growl. Sakura suddenly wondered, if her first time would be in her hospital office, shoved against a wall.

But unfortunately, Itachi had other ideas in mind. His lips moved from her neck to her ear:

"Now, Sakura, do you still think that I and Shisui are in a relationship?" – And then he was gone. Sakura couldn't really understand what happened. So she just got up, put on her normal clothes and sat on her chair. But she was in too much of a daze to really do anything. She was still sitting on her chair, with the same look on her face when a nurse came in to tell her, that her shift was over. Now, she had only one thing to do. She cracked her knuckles as a crazy gleam fleshed through her eyes.

As he stood there, watching Sakura beat Shisui with a tree, (literally with a tree), he couldn't help a satisfied smirk from crossing his face. For four years after their first meeting, when she tried to strangle Sasuke, he has been harboring some feelings towards the pink haired vixen. He couldn't control himself when she rushed into the office, wearing that dress (he really had to thank Shisui for that). Her telling him that she loved him was the last drop. Heat rose in him when he remembered the events of the last few hours.

As she turned around and looked at him, a beautiful smile on her face and a bloody Shisui lying at her feet, he realized three very important things.

1. He was absolutely smitten with the pink haired beauty called Sakura Haruno.

2. He was kind of a sadist…..

3. And even his foolish little brother was sometimes useful, even if it was for being strangled.

Uchiha Itachi met Sakura Haruno, when he was seventeen and she tried to strangle his foolish little brother. Uchiha Itachi realized he was absolutely smitten with Sakura Haruno, when he was twenty-one and she tried murder Shisui with a tree. Uchiha Itachi proposed to Sakura Haruno when he was twenty-three.

A/N:This was never meant to be longer than a two-shot, so here is the last and the second part. I hope you enjoyed reading it. Please, leave a review! 3