This is inspired by something of the same sort, only in the Yu Yu Hakusho fandom. I thought it would be a fun way to cool off after a heated writing session... So here it is! First up, Inuyasha!

Dear Fanfiction Authors,

Damn, you fangirling wenches, don't you know when to stop? I know I can be a dick sometimes, I know I can be clueless sometimes, but really? Practically every other Kagome X Sesshomaru pairing out there starts out with her running off because I chose Kikyo over her! First off, Kagome will NEVER fall in love with Sesshomaru. I'd never allow the sick bastard to get near her. Second; some of the words you wenches put in my mouth make even ME cringe. I'd never call Kagome a who...! See? I can't even finish saying that! Kagome and that word in the same sentence is just NOT gonna happen. Why? Because I WOULD NEVER LET ANYONE ELSE TOUCH HER!

Something else; I'm a pottymouth. I know it, too. But that doesn't mean that every other word that comes out of my mouth is fuck! Seriously! Damn, bitches! Whatever. Kagome says the ramen is ready, so I'm done with you all. But remember, I will be BACK if those annoying things keep happening!

Inuyasha

I'm not saying that I hate SessKag; heck, it's my main forte. But I'm trying to imagine Inuyasha reading the Inuyasha fandom and his reactions, and this might be it...

Next is Kagome!