To write this chapter, I had to channel my inner Miroku... lolz I'm gonna start saying that now!

Dear Fanfiction Authors,

I must say, ladies, your stories are quite fun to read. I enjoyed perusing your works, especially the M rated ones (ow, Sango! What was that for?). They had me quite...excited. *dodges stone thrown by Sesshomaru* I sincerely applaud your valiant efforts, and I certainly will not object to reading any more of those fascinating works. I have actually committed some of those to memory, I enjoyed them so much. So did my close friend. *waggles eyebrows* *face plants into the dirt with a smoking Hiraikotsu on the back of his head*

I think this is Abuse the Sexy Monk Day. It is a known fact that I am attractive. Even Jakotsu, the frightful man in lipstick, admitted it! I am 'just sexy!' But as long as I am abused by beautiful women with even more beautiful bodies, I have no objection. *stiffens as Sesshomaru gives him a dirty look* Of course, I am not talking about the esteemed Lord Sesshomaru. Although he is rather beautiful... and his body is flawless. *gets slapped by Sango, and Sesshomaru nods in approval*

My inner Kagome is telling me to change the subject, and so I shall. So, ladies, down to business. I appreciate how I am shipped in practically every fic that mentions us with Sango! But if I may ask, why do they portray me as a 'perverted idiot'? That is not accurate in the least! *Inuyasha snorts derisively* I swear, the world is a conspiracy...

Overall, however, I have no complaints with your work, ladies. Neither does my close friend. And both of us would love a visit from you highly imaginative young ladies! Such imaginations should not be limited to writing, but be used in real life...

Love,

the Sexy Monk Miroku

Why did I do Miroku? I have no clue... Maybe I just felt pervy. Lawlz. Remember, channel your inner Miroku! :D

Ciao,

.:*~Stardust Miko~*:.