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Dick Grayson just got the most annoying neighbor in the existence of the universe. He's loud, rude, smells tantalizingly like watermelon, and a hot ginger. Why didn't anything ever go his way?

Wally West just moved into a new apartment to realize he probably got stuck with the most uptight and rude neighbor ever. Unfortunately, he was also had a very attractive butt, not that he was looking or anything!

Things would be fine for the both of them if they just didn't have to interact on a daily basis, but apparently life sucks and that's just the way things are.

Follow these two as they learn just how hard it is to love thy neighbor.

Richard Grayson didn't ask for many things in life. Not a car, not a new suit, not a nice pair of shoes; the only thing he asked for was some god damn peace and quiet while he partook in one of his favorite hobbies: coding. Actually, his favorite was hacking, but coding was less illegal, so he does this more often than not...to help his hacking. You see, coding takes lots of concentration and noise tends to be a distraction, a huge distraction heavy on the dis. Make a mistake and spend the next few hours trying to find out exactly where you made it.

"OW! This stupid table. Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to put such a short table here."

The source of the obnoxious noises came from the room adjacent to his. Loud banging and crashing was heard along with a few curses here and there. Apparently, Dick has a new neighbor. A new and very loud neighbor.

Dick contemplated whether to go to the next door and help the poor, clumsy soul so he could finally get some peace and quiet or just wait it out until he finished. The sounds didn't seem to cease. Dick sighed, ran a hand through his silky salon styled hair, and got up from his desk to shut up his new neighbor. He reached his door when he heard another voice.

"Hey, kiddo. you know that it would make your life so much easier if you move the boxes into the room instead of right in front of the door."

"It would also be nice if you got up off of your lazy ass and helped a bit."

"It's your apartment. and besides, I let you use my car."

Upon hearing another person in the room next door, Dick decided that his service wasn't needed and put on some headphones and struggled to start coding once again. God, were they getting even louder? And at some points, Dick could have sworn that he heard someone shouting Richard over and over again.

His arms ached and his leg vaguely throbbed from having run into the table so many times. Wallace West was moving into a new apartment building ready to start a new job and get out of his uncles house. And quite frankly, his uncle was far more than ready for his nephew to get on his own two feet. However, he wasn't so keen on actually physically helping him on to his feet. He rather enjoyed watching his beyond clumsy nephew trip, fall, and basically do everything wrong.

"Hey, kiddo. you know that it would make your life so much easier if you move the boxes into the room instead of front of the door."

Putting a box on top another, Wally huffed and stared aghast at his uncle. "It would also be nice if you got up off of your lazy ass and helped a bit." Wally gestured at the sea of boxes both open and unopened, some unintentionally.

"It's your apartment. and besides I let you use my car." Barry sat back in a chair and set his feet on top of a box Wally knocked over.

"Yeah, 'let me', you act like you don't want me to stay home with you and Aunt Iris," Wally shot back.

"NO. WE WAN- what I mean is, what do you want me to help with?"

"No, nevermind, I'll do it myself." Wally walked back out the door ready to pick up another box from the car, but before he headed to the elevator he looked at the door next to his and saw a name plate. 'Richard Grayson'.

Calling back to his uncle, " Maybe my neighbor will offer help to something, that's what neighbors do, right?"

"Part of the experience is the struggle." His Uncle called back still in no mindset to help.

Wally scoffed and continued his way back down to the car. "Part of the experience my ass…" Wally mumbled. Some of the stuff Wally brought is way too heavy for one person, but Wally has too much pride to let his uncle think he's weak. He'd go telling aunt Iris and then she'd come over and never leave. Maybe if Wally makes enough struggling noise, his neighbor would hear his secret cry for help and come to the rescue.

Unfortunately, those cries for help were upon deaf ears, or well...ears with headphones blasting music. However, just as he put the last box of dishes away and was about to sit down and marvel at his lovely abode, there was a knock at the door.

Wally stood up to answer. He was greeted with a slightly shorter man, dressed to the nines despite it being a scalding August evening, Wally also noted that the man was slightly attractive, not that he played for that team or anything. The slightly shorter man fully scanned Wally's body then opened his mouth to speak but before he could, Wally asked, obviously pissed, "Where were you an hour ago when could have used some help moving in? Anyone with ears could have heard my struggling." sass and annoyance laced his tone.

"Well," the man who was undoubtedly his neighbor, Grayson, said taken aback at the rude tone Wally pushed out. Wally felt bad for a second. He shouldn't be rude to his neighbor like this on the first day, but no, Wally thought. He should have helped me.

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"Sorry," Grayson continued, " I thought you had company and didn't want to intrude. Next time I'll make sure to hear your passive aggressive struggling and drop everything I'm doing to help you." Oh, was the sarcasm thick.

The air between them was so thick with tension that you could cut it with a butter-knife. They stared at each other for a few long seconds, and, finally, Richard turned on his heel, and stormed back to his room.

When the door was shut, you could hear both men simultaneously say to themselves, "Why do all the hot guys have to be assholes?"

Hi guys, Mia again! Here's the first story of my new colab with ayano-otori. As usual, posted also on AO3 & DA! Updates are every 10 days! R&R!