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Notes from the Cabbit: Konyanananchiwa! Copy cabbit here! Well, like the title says, I'm doing my own classroom story, but with LoD characters! Anou...I know it's been done before, but who cares!? That's them, and this is me, and I can guarantee you, this will be insane!

Chichiri: Da? You asked me to read the disclaimers, right?

But of course, my dear Chichiri-chan...

Chichiri: Hai, no da...*gets out a stack of papers, and begins to read*

Copy cabbit does not own LoD, no da. If she did, she would have made the translation a whole lot better, and given everyone better voices, na no da. Sony owns LoD, much to Copy cabbit's display, da. I myself do not belong to the great Copy cabbit, although she is working on it, no da. I, along with the rest of the cast of Fushigi Yuugi, belong to Yuu Watase, na no da. If you've been paying good attention to Copy cabbit-sama's stories, then you know that she will include a crossover of some sorts, no da. Copy cabbit does not own whatever it may be, na no da, but she just may include an original character or two of hers, no da. This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System, no da. Had this been an actual emergency, you would have received important information after that annoying beep, no da. Stop, no da. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 yen, no da. You flame, you will pay, na no da. Thank you and have a good day, na no da! *collapses*

Hehe...

Chapter One: Homeroom and a lot of confusion!

As we all well know, almost all of the cast of LoD have well passed the age where they need to attend school. However, this is Copy cabbit we are talking about, and whatever she says, goes. Which is why at this very moment almost every LoD character that had some significance in the game is about to attend school.

And this isn't any ordinary school, mind you. No...this is a very insane school, created from the wishes and hopes of every fangirl and fanfic author.

This is Dragoon Academy! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

"Remind me to kill Copy cabbit when this is over," Rose said.

Shana shook her head. "I think this is a great idea, Rose!" she said, "I think we all need to brush up on our academics!"

Albert nodded. "I agree. I am interested to see the library," he said.

Emille said nothing, and just held on tighter to Albert, grinning.

Just then, Shana tripped, which wasn't very surprising if you'd played the game.

"Oh mah gawd! Shana! Are you okay!?" Dart asked, instantly rushing to his fiancées side.

"Oh course she's alright," Lloyd said, "She always does this."

"She probably does it to gain attention," Lenus added.

Shana started to cry. Dart glared at the two Winglies. "How could you! You just made Shana cry!" he said.

Lenus and Lloyd shrugged. "Big deal," Lloyd said.

"She's just a big baby," Lenus added.

"Why are you guys so *sniff* MEAN!?" Shana practically screamed the last word.

Meru nodded. "Why'dya make Shana cry!?" she demanded.

Lenus and Lloyd simply looked at each other, and laughed.

Miranda got out her bow and arrow, and pointed them straight at the two. "If you two don't give us some answers, you're going to die!" she said.

"Kongol say bitchy lady hasn't had her Prozac today," Kongol said.

Lavitz took away Miranda's weapon. "Now, now, Miranda..." he started.

"We don't allow killing at Dragoon Academy. At least...not yet," Copy cabbit said, walking up to the group. Rose instantly got out the Dragon Buster.

"Ooh...I am so going to kill you!" Rose said.

"You do, and I'll send you to Mayfil," Copy cabbit said, grinning. Rose was about to charge at Copy cabbit, when the bell rang.

"Well, it looks like it is time for us to go and learn!" Albert said happily.

"You always say the cutest things, Albert-chan," Emille said, giggling.

Copy cabbit frowned at the sight of Emille, but quickly resumed her happy expression. "Albert is right. We should get to class. Wouldn't want to be late for our first day of school..." she said, and evil glint in her eyes.

Rose grumbled a few words under her breath, put away the Dragon Buster, and followed the rest f the group into the building.

Once everyone got inside, their worst fears were confirmed. This school not only contained the LoD cast, but also had rabid fangirls and fanfic authors. Shana promptly tripped again, causing Dart to stop and help poor defenseless Shana.

"Oh Dart, I'm nothing but a burden to you," Shana said.

"No way! You're not a burden!" Dart said, and was about to pick up Shana, when...

"AHEM."

Dart and Shana looked up to see Emperor Doel, glaring down at the two.

"No touching allowed. Now get to class!" Doel yelled. Shana and Dart both got up and ran for the homeroom class. Inside, Dart and Shana managed to find seats next to each other. As for the others, Rose was sitting in a dark corner, muttering something about how Sony doesn't pay her enough to withstand this, Albert was reading his textbook with much interest, Emille was sitting three desks way and trying to see what Albert was reading, Lisa was sitting by the window and looking up at the sun, Haschel was trying to fit into his seat, which was meant for a little kid, Meru was dancing on top of her desk, which was near Rose's desk, Kongol was sitting on the floor, since here wasn't a desk that would fit him, Lloyd and Lenus were throwing random objects at Shana, and Copy cabbit was sitting right next to Albert, hugging him. Everyone else was in a different class. Just then, Doel came in.

"Everyone in your seats now!" he yelled. Everyone stopped what they were doing, sat down, and looked straight ahead at Doel. Everyone except Meru, that is.

"Twirly whirly, round we go. Twirling fast and twirling slow. See the ribbons dance and glow. Twirly whirly round we go," Meru sang. Apparently, somebody let her watch Hamtaro.

"Meru!" Doel shouted to no avail.

"Snoozer, Penelope, Panda, Howdy, Oxnard, Bijou & Boss LET'S GO! Zersnoo, Pepenelo, Sobs, Dapan, Dehow, Nardox, Joubi & Hamtaro!"

"MERU!"

Meru continued. "Hampster, Ham-Ham, Ticky Ticky, Kushi Kushi... Sunflower Khrrmp Khrrmp, Hamtaro!"

At this point, everyone turned to stare at Meru.

"Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya- ooh, la la la...ya, ya, ya, ya- ooh la la...ya, ya, ya, ya, ya- ooh la la la...ya, ya, ya, ya-ooh la, la, ya...

Let's make a wish- ooh, ooh

Make it come true

Singing along with us is all you do!

Come on and do your very best, ooh oh

Get a hundred on your test

All of your dreams will come true

Come on and...

Sing this secret spell- it's just for you

Think of all the luck we'll bring

Hamtaro will know just what to do

This will be our song, come on and sing...

Snoozer, Penelope, Panda, Howdy, Oxnard, Bijou & Boss LET'S GO!

Zersnoo, Pepenelo, Sobs, Dapan, Dehow, Nardox, Joubi & Hamtaro!

Little Hamsters, Big Adventures

Ham-Ham, Hamtaro!"

Meru finished her song with a little spin and bow. Everyone started clapping, except Doel, who was very furious.

"MERU! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE! YOU HAVE DETENTION!" Doel yelled.

Meru shrugged, and left the classroom, dancing all the way. Doel waited until she was fully gone, and then got out his teacher's book. "Now, where shall we begin?"

Albert raised his hand. Doel sighed.

"Yes, Albert?"

"Let us learn everything there is to know! I am anxious to absorb all of this knowledge!" Albert said.

"That's very...nice, Albert," Doel said. He looked at the rest. "Anyone else?"

The room fell silent. Albert sat in his seat, grinning like a child on Christmas Day.

Doel sighed again. "Very well. Please turn to page one. Today, we shall learn about the Dragon Campaign. Yes, Rose?" he asked, seeing that Rose had raised her hand.

"May I be excused? I have lived through the Dragon Campaign, so I know everything," Rose said.

Doel glared at Rose, who glared right back. "No, you may not," he said. He thought for a second. "In fact, if you know so much, why don't you come up here and tell the whole class what you know about the Dragon Campaign?" he asked.

"I will do no such thin-" Rose started to protest, but was cut off by Albert pushing her to the front of the class.

Two hours later...

"...And so we all got Melbu Fhrama drunk, and while almost all of the Dragoons got killed, we were able to take lots of nice pictures. And that is how humans really  won the Dragon Campaign," Rose finished. Albert sat glued to his seat, fascinated.

"That was a very...disturbing story," Doel said. Rose said nothing, and went back to her dark corner, I mean, seat. The bell rang for 1st period. "Well, thanks to Rose, we have spent the entire period listening to how Melbu Fhrama got drunk. You are dismissed."

Everyone got up from their seats, including Albert, who knocked over everyone as he tried to find his way to the library.

To Be Continued...

Well, how was it? Next two classes...English and Music! In the style of shadow priestess's School of Insanity, if you would like to appear in the story, please leave your name, what you're gonna do, and what class you want to be in. Until next time, Ja!