This is basically the same chapter just a few changes here and there.

Hello there! Ou-sama here to give you another story!

Warnings: OP MC, OOC Characters, OCs, Gender bend, Harem, AU, and the plot is pretty slow!

Konoha's most notorious nuke-nin was injecting a syringe of a… black liquid into the white haired boy strapped to a table. "Ku ku ku, look Naruto-kun your hair turned stark white, your skin has lost a lot of pigments, and your iris' turned red."

A deep growl originated from Naruto's throat, "Whose fault do you think it is Teme! It's your fault, it's that Teme's fault, it's KONOHA'S FAULT! I will make that hell hole fall into ashes!"

"Ku ku ku that's right, your dear father sold you away, to keep peace, ahh~ so naive he gave me an Uzumaki, who knows what kinds of things I could do to you. Then again the pain doesn't really change regardless of your location."

Naruto growled again, "Mah~ mah~ Minato wants you back to Konoha, apparently your 'probation' is over, too bad, on the plus side, you did get leagues stronger than before."

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He woke up with a start, gasping and sweating, he growled again but this time louder. Naruto has been having these dreams for a long time, nightmares about his past. "Heh, a lot of things have changed since then. Starting with the Fourth Great Shinobi War, then with me leaving the world with a dimension jumping jutsu, how many years? Ah that's right, it's been 10 years."

Naruto got out his futon and walked to his bathroom, which was as big as bath house, he stripped and started washing his hair. He had the same stark white hair as it the dream, and same crimson eyes. He was about 6'4, and was an adonis figure. He had pale skin, and his face void of baby fat whatsoever, his hair was wild, but he usually had it in a short ponytail. His eyes were sharp yet had a lazy look, his teeth were shark-like, his ears were pointed, and he had black magatama earrings on each ear. The most important thing is that he has two horns prodding the side of his head-although he was born with them-on the nape of his neck was a number, the roman numeral of 30 on it (XXX), and he had a tattoo? Of three tomoe in a circle.

Naruto sighed at he washed the shampoo from his hair, he turned off the water and grabbed a rag, put some soap on it and lathered his body. Naruto's mother Kushina, and his older sister seemed to hate him, although his twin sister seemed to love him, it was weird, Naruto had photographic memory he even remembered when he was a baby, Kushina seemed to love him but a week after the Kyuubi sealing it changed, the same with his sister.

He poured a bucket of water onto himself, and stepped into the bath he sat down and resumed thinking. He had figured something happened during that day to change them drastically, but what can do that? Seals, that seemed to be the only answer, but there two people that could do that, Minato and Jiraiya. Therefore he figured it was about the C.O.P. and things only went downhill from there.

He found out that Kushina's 'kidnapping' was planned, Minato planned it all out, sending a tip to a corrupt politician about an Uzumaki. Naruto sighed, there was no point in thinking about this, in any case that they even come, he will just test out his theory by breaking the seal.

Naruto stood from the bath and started drying himself, when he was done with that he wrapped the towel around his waist, and walked out. He put on his boxers and uniform which had a black button up shirt his personal hoodie, it was black on the outside, red on the inside, and red clouds decorating it. Finally the white blazer with black accents, and a red armband on his bicep.

After applying a genjutsu for his horns and ears, Naruto walked out of his room and went for the kitchen, after making himself a toast and a bento he went out. He grabbed his keys, helmet and got on his motorcycle (it was a red and black Kawasaki Ninja) as he drove to Kuoh Academy.

When he arrived the gate was closed so he took out his keys and unlocked the gates, he got back on his motorcycle and drove into the staff parking lot. Naruto looked at his watch '6:49' after checking to see if anyone was around Naruto vanished, he appeared at the school gates.

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He stood on the side with his hands in his pockets, leaning against the wall, to someone else he might have looked like he was sleeping but the person that was sneaking up on him knew he was on guard.

"Ohayo Seito-Kaichou, Fuku-Kaichou." He opened his left eye and glanced at the duo, who were right in front of him.

The Seito-Kaichou was Shitori Sona AKA Sona Sitri, the heiress of the Sitri clan. She has black hair in a bob cut, and has blue glasses, but she was rather lacking... in the chest area.

The Fuku-Kaichou was Sona's [Queen], Shinra Tsubaki, she had long black hair that reaches her legs, her bangs split in the middle. Tsubaki was like her [King] she also has glasses, and almost the same personality but was more… developed.

"Ohayo Otsutsuki-Shachou, I see you have been doing well?" Naruto nodded and lifted himself up from the wall.

"Other than Hyoudou-san peeking at the boys, and the Perverted Duo there hasn't been anything too bad. Couple fights here and there but they disperse quickly-"

They both shivered at his sadistic grin, combined with his sharp shark-like teeth, it just creeps them out.

"-but, Gremory-san grades have been dropping slightly… I'll have to ask her about it after school today." They froze on the spot, they glanced at each other and nodded.

"Ne, Otsutsuki-Sha-" Sona was interrupted by the arriving students greeting them, having a reputation to hold she had to greet them back, when she looked back she saw him lecturing a 1st year about sagging, she sweatdropped a little at the hilarious scene.

After a 10 minute long lecture, Naruto dismissed the boy, when he was done he was surrounded by fangirls. Naruto had a distressed look which made Sona sweatdrop while the fangirls squeal, somehow he had sparkles around him… fanservice much?

Well by the time they were gone the bell had rang and they had to get to class, or in their case, do paperwork.

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Sona sighed in frustration, she hasn't been able to tell Naruto that he shouldn't go to Rias and now she was watching him walk to the old school building.

She couldn't just go up and say, 'Oh I'm sorry but I should check out Rias, you could just go home.' so she opted to sta-follow him, yeah follow along with Tsubaki.

Naruto walked through the barrier and opened the door walking in, but for some reason he left it open, 'Did he sense us? No that couldn't be we were suppressing our presence maybe he just forgot… yeah, like that'll happen.'

The next thing they heard was a ear-splitting scream, it wasn't Naruto it sounded more feminine, rushing she ran over to her friend.

_0 5 minutes earlier (Naruto POV) 0_

I walked to the old school building idly wondering who was there for the Seito-Kaichou and Fuku-Kaichou to be stalking me.

I noticed the barrier and walked right in it, I noticed the flash of light and internally smirked, there is only one clan that does flashy arrivals-Phenex's.

I opened the building's door and walked in leaving the door open for Devils. I walked into the building at the moment I opened the door, the Phenex put a hole through my stomach.

I noticed the surprised looks everyone had, were hilarious but I held in my laughter until Hyoudou-san screamed.

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I saw Seito-Kaichou and Fuku-Kaichou run in and looked at the Phenex, who had a pissed look on his face, then I remembered who he was, I snapped and said, "Raiser."

He didn't seem to hear me but I saw his little sister stutter my name. "WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL OF THE INTERRUPTIONS! I'M SURE NOTHING IS AS IMPORTANT AS ME GETTING MY PRIZE!" This person was none other than, Raiser Phenex.

"..." The other Phenex was silent and stared at her older brother in shock, before trying to make herself smaller.

"..." My hair shadowed my eyes and I took ahold of his arm and pushed him back as the others stared in shock as the hole healed itself. "I'm sorry did you say, that Gremory-san is a prize? An object?"

Raiser who didn't understand the situation just scoffed as everyone tried to make themselves smaller… even Grayfia, "Oh please~ what can a you do anyways, you are just a slave… right~"

Ohh, ohh now he did it, I grinned, not just any grin no, it was a sadistic, and malicious one, "Ku ku ku ku, do you want me to show you~?" Faster than they could see I was in front of the maid, who had rushed in front of Raiser, with Kaguya's ~All Killing Ash Bone~ right next to her neck.

I could tell she was really nervous with my bone, that could turn someone to ashes with just one wound, though she didn't know that, next to her neck, "A-Ahem, I'm sorry to say but I can't allow you to kill Raiser Phenex."

My bone retracted back into my skin as I remembered I couldn't kill anyone, "... How about a Ratings Game Phenex-san, against your peerage, tonight… and how about a bet… I'll finish it in less than ten moves, and you will never ever participate in an arranged engagement without the other person's consent and your engagement with Gremory-san will be demolished."

He scoffed again, "Agreed, my peerage has two Phenex's you can't defeat all of us in less than ten moves, right Ravel?"

"..."

"Ravel? You can't be serious, you seriously don't think that this slave could beat me a Ratings Game." I had walked out the door at that moment.

"I'm… not participating… Naruto-kun will kill us, he killed you before." Ravel whispered the last part apparently forgetting about Devils enhanced senses.

_0 (3rd POV) 0_

"That was a fluke! However now! I know his techniques but he doesn't know mine, it happened too quickly!" Isane (Issei Genderbend) snickered at what he just admitted.

"Etto, Ravel-san, what are you guys talking about…?" Although Rias didn't like Raiser his sister was okay. Once Raiser heard this he teleported away.

"I had met Naruto-kun in China, apparently he had been learning under the one of the Dark Lords, Touhou Fuhai-save your questions/comments for later, don't want to hear it-anyways I was on a vacation, and we bumped into each other.

"After apologizing and introducing each other we went out for some ice cream and we stayed with each other till the sun went down. Then he walked me home where I heard some… noises, we ran to our house and there we found Raiser forcing himself on a young girl. Suddenly I saw Naruto-kun standing next to Raiser with his hand touching his arm, then he started naming the crimes that he did.

"And then Raiser suddenly died, but when I pleaded to Naruto to help him-I promised him that I would force Raiser to stop committing crimes- he nodded with reluctance, he summoned the King of Hell, or at least that's what he said, and there was Raiser up and living again."

"..." There was an awkward silence until Sona said, "Otsutsuki-Shachou is a complete mystery now." Everyone nodded at that.

"Do you know what he is Ravel-san?" She shook their head when she heard a certain Devil speak.

"Shachou… smells like all sorts of animals, but the strongest ones are Usagi, Hebi and Kitsune." They were surprised, their Koneko just spoke more that five words… at once.

"Umm... anything else you want to tell us Koneko?" She nodded.

"... He uses Chakra, if Grayfia-san got hurt by that move she would have died, turned to ashes." She started munching on some pocky that Naruto had slipped to her.

"..." Total utter silence...

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Wait for it… ""EHHHHHHH!"" There it is!

"You're kidding! What was that blade anyways?! He didn't have it on him when he arrived…" They all looked at Koneko who seemed to know more about the enigma.

"... Bone…" They looked at the Nekoshou like she was crazy but her expression showed that she didn't lie.

"... It seems the more we learn about him the more confused we get…" Everyone nodded to that. "I'll go visit Otsutsuki-Shachou, let's go Tsubaki." Her [Queen] nodded and walked out of the building.

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They came across a japanese mansion, surrounded by wood walls reaching up to 10 ft. they walked up to a gate and pressed the intercom, sooner than later someone's voice rang through.

"How can I help you?" This voice wasn't Naruto's it was a female possibly mid 20's.

"... Ahem, sorry to intrude but is Otsutsuki-Shachou there? I wanted to speak with him." there was no response and a second the gate opened and a woman stepped out.

She had short blue hair with a origami flower in her hair, amber eyes, lavender eyeshadow, and a piercing below her lip. Her nails were orange, and she had a cloak with red clouds on it with a red inside, 'Similar it Shachou's hoodie.' Sona idly noticed. She had blue pants on that went to her shoes, which were white with heels, her expression was neutral.

"Come on in, I'll lead you to Naruto-sama." She lead them inside the house she told them to take off their shoes though.

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"Who are they Konan?" They looked at the new person, it was a woman around the same age as the now dubbed Konan.

She had straight red hair just past her shoulders, her skin tone was bordering unhealthy, but the one thing that stood out were her eyes, they were a metallic purple with ripples. She also had a black cloak with red clouds decorating it and the inside was red, she wore black pants that went to her ankles and was barefooted.

"They wanted to see Naruto-sama, do you know where he is Naoki?" The now named Naoki put her hand under her chin and seemed to be in deep concentration.

"He's with Yako-chan, he seems to be cooking dinner… dinner!" She glared at Konan who glared back, then Naoki's glare turned into a smirk, "You still have to lead the Devils."

Konan looked at the duo who were totally confused, "Tch, fine go first." Naoki grinned and disappeared in a swirl of wind. "Let's go, Naruto-sama is in the kitchen."

She lead them to a delicious aroma, and when they arrived they saw another woman the same age as the other two.

She had short orange hair with spikes that jutted out everywhere except in the middle where it was raised. She also wore the same cloak as the other two and even the same pants as Naoki. She had bright blue eyes that bore into your soul and was eating-devouring-rice and fish.

In another room they saw Naruto cooking, he had a white apron and a white bandanna that pushed his hair out of his eyes, he wore a black yukata where the shoulder part was disconnected from the sleeves, the yukata had white magatama around the neck area. On his back there was a crescent moon and what looked to be the sun, most importantly the Genjutsu was off so his horns and his pointed ears were showing.

"Osu, Kaichou Fuku-Kaichou. Have a seat I'm almost done." They followed his orders and sat on the empty seats in front of Yako and Konan, who recently sat down. After a few minutes Naruto came out holding five plates of curry there were three on one arm and two on the other.

He put them on the table and sat at the edge of the table, he looked at them expectantly while the other three started to devour the curry, they understood what he meant and ate a spoonful.

Instantly their faces lit up, "This is really good, Otsutsuki-Shachou!" He just smiled and started eating at a slow pace. Once they were done it was time for Naruto to crush Raiser.

They left the house and went to Kuoh still wearing the same outfit (A/N: Except for Naruto who lost his apron.)

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Once they were there there The Ame Orphans followed Sona to the viewing area while Naruto went in the separate dimension where the fight would be taking place.

Yako, Naoki, and Konan followed Sona and Tsubaki to their office. The two Devils blended into the group while the three Ame-Nin stayed in the back of the room.

They observed the group as Sona and Tsubaki joined with Rias. She was with her peerage, Hyoudou Isane, Toujou Koneko, Argento Asia, Kiba Yuki, and Himejima Akeno.

Hyoudou Isane was a girl at an average height with short messy hair and brown eyes, she had a rather average figure.

Toujou Koneko gave off a cat-like vibe. She had short white hair, with cat pins in them, and she had hazel eyes. She was the shortest in the group… as well as the most flat chested, it seemed she was the loli of the group.

Argento Asia was an innocent looking girl with long blonde hair and green eyes, she was pretty flat-chested compared to most of the other members...

Kiba Yuki was a girl with a voluptuous figure, she had platinum blonde hair and grey eyes.

Himejima Akeno, also had a voluptuous figure, she had long black hair tied up in a pony tail with an orange ribbon.

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"My name is Grayfia Lucifuge I'll be the referee of this unofficial Ratings Game…. The Ratings Game between Phenex-sama and Otsutsuki-sama will now begin!"

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I WILL TRY TO UPDATE WHENEVER I CAN!

BYE MINNA! NO FLAMING PLEASE!

Okay so I made a few changes, like Reiner not existing. My reason for this is that I forgot that Raiser had a full peerage and adding someone would mess that up.

P.S. I don't appreciate the flaming, I know that some people don't like that I gender bended characters, and that there are some mistakes, but keep your bad thoughts to yourself. You know what they say, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."