"Hey! Hey!" Obito raced across an empty field before skidding to a stop roughly in the middle, he waved his arms around to catch people's attention. "We have a bit of an announcement to make!" he said holding up one hand and looking as serious as he could. "So people might be wondering where the story went... well, because of some issues the Author has decided to remove it from this profile. They moved it. We moved" he waved his arms before stopping and rubbing the back of his head. Stepping back slightly the Uchiha rested on his heels and rocked. "It shouldn't be too much of an issue, but the Author has some issues of their own you know..."

He yelped when Madara stepped up and darted to the side single eye wide. The man barely gave him a glance before rolling his eyes and glaring at their audience. Crossing his arms over his chest the man tilted his head up and allowed a smirk to cross his face. Smug.

"Well, yeah..." Obito rubbed his arms uncomfortable while Madara stood there before the younger Uchiha took a deep breath. Closing his eye before opening it back up and rapidly shaking his head. "Anyway, because of some issues the Author has-"

"We won't be here anymore!" Madara interrupted, causing the smaller boy to jolt and make a startled sound. "Or, rather we just won't be attached to this profile, because the Author has some discomfort and because this is vent, it doesn't feel like it belongs beside their actual stories." The man rolled his eyes and Obito forced a grin onto his face stepping backwards and trying to look a bit smaller.

"Yeah..." Obito said, eye darting to the side. "So, Collared is moving. From here to somewhere new..." he bowed his head while Madara snorted. "Just uh, hope this doesn't upset anyone too much!" he yelped before darting away. Madara shook his head at the boy's escape before giving one last glance to the audience and smirking. Before the man stalked off.

And from behind a bush that surely wasn't there at the start a small child emerged. Messy green hair, bright hazel eyes, and features that clearly said that they didn't belong in the form of yellow pointy ears and a yellow lightning bolt tail. The child rapidly looked one way, before looking the other and took a deep breath before blowing it out. Finally the child looked towards the audience and grinned before awkwardly chuckling.

"Sorry, about all this..." they said, rubbing the back of their head before their eyes darted and they jumped up. Hands catching on something like a cartoon would as they dropped back down a black screen followed them down. Covering the entire area in black aside from them. And they pulled out a paintbrush, humming before they snapped their fingers and darted around painting quickly onto the black around them.

Finally satisfied they winked at the audience before darting away. Leaving only the painted words left.

"We Moved: That's All Folks"