So anyways. Ariel walks up to Leggy and sez: "I talked it over with my hamster, and we have decided that it would be all right to marry you. But I won't stop my singing career, so there!"

Leggy cries: "Oh Ariel HalfMermaid, I would never want you to stop singing. Your songs bring joy to all! Please sing something for us now if you would."

So Ariel stands up and starts singing: "Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone, I feel you call my name, and it feels like...home." (Madonna is kind of old, but she's still cool!!!! LOL!!)

So then the hobbits from the Shire walk in, you know elija woods, and the goonies kid, and all the rest. And eligha says to Leggy: "no way, you're going to marry that beautiful girl?"

Leggy boasts: "yuppers! Isn't she the best? But I don't have a wedding ring yet."

So Elijia solves the problem. "Leggy, I have a ring right here! I think it's magical too, and one of a kind! She'll love it!"

"Thanks soo much elighja! That's really really really nice of you to do that. I can't think of a better person to wear the one ring than Ariel!"

Leggy bent on one knee. "Ariel, please accept this ring as a token of my undying love for you. I love you so much." Then rose petals fell from the ceiling. Ariel smiled because she knew that she had caused the petals to fall with her magic. But no one else knew (A/N: Except you guys now, ha ha!).

Ariel accepted the ring, and everybody held their breath. Wasn't this supposed to be a bad ring, like really evil and stuff? But when Ariel held it, it became really pretty, with diamonds all over it.

Over in Mordor, there was a scream. Sauran was dead!

"Ariel, you've saved all Middle Earth! And now the elves can stay here since their rings won't lose their charge!" Elrind was so happy now.

"I will marry you too, I changed my mind about you, Ariel", said Elrind.

"And I'm sorry I was mean to you and tried to ruin your hair", said Arwin.

Ariel just smiled at them. "It's okay, I understand. For now, lets have a party, and I know just the place!!"

Ariel started humming "Under the Sea" as she walked away.

The End (OR IS IT????)

(A/N: I will totally write a sequal to this if everybody loves it! Plus, then I'd get to write a really hot love seen with Leggy and Ariel. And their wedding!! Oh yeah, and sauroman is still out there, so he might cause trouble. I won't write the sequal until I get at least 257 reviews stating how much everybody loves this story. LOL!!!)

Endnote: Thank you for reading "Legolas and the Mermaid". Again, the author cannot be held liable for any lost limbs, lost lunches, or lost tempers during the reading of this story. After reading, please sit still for 20 minutes and eat a cookie before attempting to walk. If a rash or shortness of breath occurs after viewing this story, please seek medical help immediately, or read the real Lord of the Rings. This will restore your faith in humanity. Thank you,

Thrill Me (the author)