A/N: This is a commission fic for Cloe (russianmafiadon on tumblr) and I hope you all like it. My commission details are on my tumblr if anyone else is interested.

"Hey, marimo." Sanji says, walking up to Zoro. Zoro swallows another mouthful of rum and watches Sanji carefully, his body language doesn't say fight or argument so Zoro isn't going to complain too much. He can't help but wonder what the cook wants though.

"Yeah?" He asks curiously.

Sanji flicks his cigarette into the sand and breathes out a last breath of smoke. He tilts his head back as if to look at the night sky, only his eyes are closed. What the hell does the cook want?

"Hey, give me some of that." Sanji says, sitting down next to Zoro on the large rock that Zoro had taken for himself. The crew's beach party is progressing nicely, Luffy and Usopp are dancing merrily by the fire, temporarily appeased by Sanji's cooking. Nami and Robin are talking happily with Franky involved as well for a change. The whole crew are happily doing their thing and while Zoro often gets involved he does like spending time just watching the people that he cares about being happy. He usually does it alone and with his own bottle of liquor, but now it seems that he's not getting either.

"Get your own." He tells the cook. Sanji scowls at him.

"Just give it." Sanji insists, reaching for it, but Zoro jerks it out of the way.

"Fine." Sanji says and clucks his tongue disapprovingly, "You'll just have to taste smoke instead."

Zoro is just about to open his mouth to ask Sanji what the hell he means when suddenly his mouth is occupied with Sanji's. The blonde just leant across the space between them and pressed their mouths together. Sanji is... kissing him? Zoro's free hand had reached for his swords as a reflex, thinking that Sanji was going to attack him somehow, but the only way that Sanji is doing that is with his mouth.

His hand drops from his swords at the same time that Sanji reaches out and touches the sides of Zoro's face, guiding him where Sanji wants him. Sanji kisses him a little more forcefully and Zoro hears this startled noise that must have come from him when Sanji pulls back a bit to bite his lip lightly. Sanji presses another quick kiss to his mouth before pulling back.

Sanji kissed him.

Sanji is looking at him with slightly rosy cheeks, seeming to look at him for... something. Zoro doesn't know what though, his brain is stuck.

Sanji... kissed him?

"Hn, no fight from the great swordsman then?" Sanji challenges, sliding off of the rock and then leaning back into Zoro's space, his hands on either side of Zoro's legs. Sanji kisses Zoro again, light and maybe slightly hesitant. Sanji pulls back and looks at Zoro, again seeming to look for something.

"Hm, never known you to be passive about anything. Figured you'd either like this, hate it or tell me you didn't give a shit, not just sit there like that." Sanji remarks.

Sanji kissed him. What? Why?

"God, you're as dumb as the rock you're sitting on. I may as well kiss that, I'd get the same reaction." Sanji says, sounding exasperated. He takes the booze from Zoro's stunned grip and walks off with it, taking a deep swig from it, leaving Zoro boozeless and clueless.

What the fuck was that all about?