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A – Annoying
It was chaos! The most annoying thing in the world was in the Red Devil's!
It was...
It was...
CELICA A. MERCURY!
"HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!" She called out.
"No! No! No! I can't take it! I wish I can run as fast as I can but I'm stuck in this clunk of metal!" The Red Devil, Iron Tager said in a sheer panic, unable to run fast enough from the annoying monster in human form.
"HEY YOOOOOU!" She called out to him from behind in her annoying squeaky voice.
"Y-Yes?!" He squawked, unable to turn himself around to look at the annoying chick.
"Why is everyone avoiding me?" Celica said in a completely ditzy and childish voice.
"We all keep trying to tell you!" The Red Devil said in a futile attempt to get away, "It's because you are annoying!"
"Annoying?" She asked as she "innocently" put a finger on her cheek in a puzzled manner, "I just don't understand that!"
That was it. The Red Devil was getting red hot in the face, "That's it. If you can't understand it, then I'll MAKE you understand it!"
The Red Devil pushed a button and suddenly...
THEY WERE IN THE WWE! Inside the arena, in all its flashy glamour and glory!
Thea annoying girl Celica gave out a high-pitched gasp, "Wh-Where are we?!"
The girl had no idea where she was. She was in a ring with the Red Devil, with everybody booing. Celica wondered what they were booing at, but then they saw signs. All throughout the arena, the signs read stuff like...
"CELICA SUCKS!"
"She was born in hell!"
"GO KILL YOURSELF, CELICA!"
There was no way she could believe all this. She was actually what she thought was a living hell... In front of her was someone dubbed the "Red Devil", after all.
Another brief flash...
Tager then, without warning, grabbed Celica, spun around and made Celica vomit from motion sickness. Then, he throws her up (No pun intended) high in the air, and then did a rocket jump to get to her height.
Then, with one hand, the Red Devil caught her with one hand, and then fell down with her toward the ground with godspeed, and then SLAMED her onto the ground with over a ton of force!
Somehow, the wrestling ring managed to stay whole!
The audience fell silent at first, but then applauded the Red Devil for his accomplishment because the referee said...
"THE WINNER IS THE RED DEVIL: IRON TAGER VIA TECHNICAL K.O! Not Knockout but Killoff! Celica A. Mercury is completely dead! For his feat, we shall crown him as the Celica A. Mercury-Killer Champion!"
The Red Devil smiled. Not because he won a title that was thought of to be impossible, but it was because he was FREE! FREE OF THAT annoying, crazy-ass bitch at last!
Years later, the Red Devil was inducted into the Hall of Fame around the world. He was heralded as the hero that finally got rid of the global threat...known as Celica A. Mercury.