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This typed trailer is rated H for Honest.

From the company that brought you Crash Bandicoot, Uncharted, and The Last of Us, go thirteen years back as of December 4th.

Jak and Daxter The Precursor Legacy.

In a world that looks as cool as (BEEP!) (Honestly, with today's graphics, it looks like crap.) , there are two boys with huge ears and strange colored hair that disobey this old man that sounds as old as dirt and uglier than a knotted stump and the two itiots go to this stupid island surrounded by mist and there are these monkey and gorilla looking things and there's a whole army of 'em. With the two peeping toms, they discover these two people that are freaking floating like Chris Angel and then they go and find a vat of what looks like Pure Evil from Lego Ninjago Masters of Spinjitsu.

*Shows a clip of Dark Eco moving*

See!? Anyway, the orange head that is just as annoying as Navi from Legend of Zelda, falls into the Dark Eco and turns into a two foot tall mistake of of mating a otter and a weasel.

*Shows Daxter standing on Jak's shoulder*

... ... He's one of God's mistakes.

Along the journey, the two will collect several easter eggs covered with copper and these strange artifacts called Power Cells. They will also encounter several of those monkey things and...

*Insert Lurker Shark*

AH! OH MY (BEEP!)ING GOD! A (BEEP)ING SHARK!

Ahem... Enjoy this awesome cast of characters!

Jak ... Goku in Super Sayin Form!

Daxter ... Navi in her true form

Samos ... Logheaded Hippie

Keria ... Spanish Mechanic

Fisherman ... Retired Batman!

Bird Lady ... Coo Coo for Coco Puffs

Oracle ... That albino orc guy in LOTR

Gordy and Willard ... Edd and Ed

Blue Sage ... Double D

Red Sage ... Soft yet Strong

Yellow Sage ... Muskrat Stew Guy

Gol ... WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!

Miai ... Rejected Barbie

And some other nonimportant Characters.

Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Crap

So, how does that Eco channeling ability work? And will Jak ever use Dark Eco? I wanna know!

Holy crap I laughed so many times writing that. I know it could have been funnier, but I'm kinda saving the max humor for possibly the Jak II Honest Trailer or for Jak 3. Anyway, if you would like to see more honest trailers like this, please review and I'll see you guys later.

~Jak Cooper the Lombax