HELLO EVERYBODY, InsanityRadical here to give you the epic finale of The Ridonculous Race Insanity! CUE THE CLAPPING!
*Cricket sounds*
Well at least the cricket's excited, anyway thank you everyone for sticking to this fanfic up until the end. Even though it isn't the best but, you guys still stay with me until the last beat so Thank you so much again!
Here's a virtual kiss from me to you! (It's your guess whether I'm a boy or a girl muahahaha!)
Now let's all place our hands together as we finally conclude this fanfic.
Episode 28: Immortals, Rookies, Fighters and Wild Cards
"Last time on The Ridonculous Race Insanity. After the thrill seeking, heart breaking and back breaking three team elimination challenge ended. You think we're going to get easy on the remaining five teams? Well we didn't! It was the Finale Five vs The World as they recruit every eliminated team from The Sirens to The College Roommates as their helpers. The Chill-Zone is located at the Pacific Ocean in one of the American Navy Fleets as the battle to stay in the game focuses on The Pizzeria Sisters and The Technicals. With a group of bad guys on The Pizzeria Sisters, Carmen A.K.A the Alpha Baddie, causes another sinister elimination as she successfully takes down The Technicals causing the optimistic team's elimination!"
Don: Four teams remain, but only one of them will claim the million dollars! Which team will win it all? We have travelled too far and now it all comes down to this! Brace yourselves for the epic finale of The Ridonculous Race Insanity!
(Intro: Can't think of an intro because I'm busy preparing The Sequel)
Team Heroes
"Alright everyone!" Tristan called out in the center with The Twins, Princess and Ranger, Technicals and 'Normal' Friends gathered around him.
"Inspirational Speech time!" Gabriel cheered.
"Thanks bro" Tristan said and turned his attention to the rest "Everyone, I would like to thank you guys for helping me and Carter for this last Challenge. From the past we may have been enemies but today we are comrades!"
"Oh Joy!" Ella chirped
"I can work with that" April confessed.
"It will be wise to use our skills as one" Christopher added
"I don't even know what the challenge is, but I know you'll do great!" Tristan cheered.
"Let's work together and beat those other teams!" Parasoul exclaimed.
"For the money!" Dave cheered.
"For Pride!" Gabriel shouted.
Jenna was about to cheer "For-
Team Villains
"Oh would you heroes stop cheering already!" Bucky shouted angrily "It's making my ears bleed!"
"Nah, I think you should sing louder. He deserves it" Nutty confessed.
"Don't!" Pamela cried "My ears are still ringing from their loudness.
"Look at what you losers did!" Carmen exclaimed "And here I thought we were the Villains"
"Guys, don't start another fight with the other teams! It's bad enough that we're called the Villains" Elias said worryingly.
"Elias, let Carmen do her b*&ch talk so that people can smack some sense into her" Shannon retorted.
"Aren't you going to say something Pandora?" Charity asked
"Let them be Charity, besides I don't like anyone on this team. They can screw themselves if they want to as long as they don't get in the way of our money" Pandora confessed.
Andrew, waiting patiently said "Can I switch teams?"
Team Family
"We'll do this as a team back in Spain right?!" Noy asked happily.
"Oh Yes!" Dahlia cheered "No man, nor woman, nor North Korean left behind!"
"Hail North Korea!" Darold and Insignificant cheered.
"But also I suggest that we should stay away from The Heroes and Villains team because they seem to be going against each other" Marron suggested.
"Good strategy Marron, we can just waltz away from those two teams as they bicker!" Eugene said happily.
"But that leaves us with Team Wild Cards" Eli added "I don't think Antonio would miss an opportunity also to sneak past the Heroes and Villains. He will maybe in fact planning to defeat us as well"
"It's a trap! We should not trust any team!" Flynn exclaimed.
"Everyone, remain calm" Dallas said cooly "Antonio and I are comrades, me and him share a brotherly bond like Steven. There is no possibility he will become our enemy"
Everyone groaned in irritation as Dallas looked at everyone confusingly.
"Did I say something offending?" Dallas asked, but received a hard slap on the butt by Samantha.
"You sir, are truly stupid like the North Koreans!" Samantha exclaimed.
Team Wild Cards
"DO IT!" Charlotte commanded.
"No!" Antonio shouted.
At the far end of the Navy Fleet, Antonio is being restrained by Zoey and Danny while J.J, Tavon, Charlotte and Fay surround him angrily. Zachery was sitting at the edge not caring while Kevin is on the floor laughing out loud.
"If you don't do this soon, you're going to miss your chance forever!" Tavon exclaimed.
"I'm fine with that!" Antonio shouted.
"He's lying!" J.J accused "Antonio is a dirty liar so now we must put his pants on fire!"
"J.J, throw that lighter away right now!" Fay scolded.
"Oh God! This is the best thing ever!" Kevin cackled "Antonio wants to screw Dahlia's brother!"
"Kevin you're not helping!" Zoey scolded.
"Petition to throw his off-board?" Zachery asked.
"Granted" Everyone replied.
Zachery grabbed Kevin's shirt and pulled the latter to the edge, thus sending him falling down twenty feet into the water.
"Screw you Zach-Zach!" Kevin shouted before he pummels to the ocean.
"Please let go of Antonio, he's in too much pressure" Dawn requested, suddenly appearing out of nowhere in front of Zoey and Danny.
Gah!
"Stop doing that Dawn!" Danny shouted.
Dawn chose to ignore Danny and insisted on kneeling in front of Antonio.
"Antonio, I won't force you to express your feeling for Dallas but I want you to know that you only live once" Dawn said.
"YOLO!" Charlotte cheered but Zoey placed her hand on the female Armada's mouth.
"I just can't let go of what we have already Dawn" Antonio said in defeat.
"Dallas won't mind. His Aura is very open to anyone, he doesn't judge people because he feels he doesn't have the right to. I assure you that if you confess or not, Dallas will never hate you" Dawn said.
"Are you sure?" Antonio asked.
"Positive, I'm an esper you know" Dawn stated.
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Confessional: Antonio and April and Andrew (Wait, what are these two doing here?)
Andrew: If this is a joke, it better be funny!
April: Antonio, One dollar is equal five minutes, I'm wasting time with you guys with no idea what's gonna happen. By the way you got four minutes and seventeen seconds left.
Antonio: I'm going to confess to Dallas!
April: Uh, good for you? *Claps awkwardly*
Andrew: *Stands up* Welp, I'm out. I didn't even get paid like you April.
April: I'm just that worthy dude *playfully smirks*
Antonio: Guys! I just want you to keep the Villains and Heroes away for a few minutes okay! Dahlia already agreed and since you guys are the most influential, I asked you first!
April: Why thank you Antonio, I'm glad you thought about me that way
Andrew: Um, how am I an influential person?
April: If you're wearing a gown, what size would you wear?
Andrew: Same as Jenna's I guess, Why?
April: *Smirks*
Andrew: Oh, Hell no! *Runs away*
Antonio: Make him wear it
April: *Chuckles*Oh I will, no need to pay me cause I'll do this for free
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Don: Before we begin the challenge, may I ask Dahlia, Carter, Charlotte, and Pandora to come and meet me for a while so that we can discuss about the final challenge!
"I wonder what it is?" Dahlia asked.
Carter walks in and gave a friendly salute to Dallas.
"Sure, you can guide her" Dallas replied.
"You speak Carter language!" Tristan and Gabriel immediately walk in and asked incredulously.
"A good hunter never reveals his secrets" Dallas replied.
"Come on you two!" Pandora shouted "Let's get going or do I have to drag your fat butts to Don?!"
"I'm coming!" Dahlia hollered.
Carter simply walked behind them as Charlotte catches up to the three of them and follows Don.
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Confessional: Don (Unexpected Confessionals)
Don: It was supposed to be the final four teams. But after Charlotte fills me in about Antonio and Dallas, I just HAVE to create a situation for them to be alone.
*Puts a serious look on his face*
Is it wrong for a man to ship two guys, IS IT?!
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It wasn't that difficult for Antonio and Dallas to have a time together alone, mostly because April simply ordered the other teams to give them space while Andrew tries to keep the hard core fangirls and fanboys of Daltonio to remain calm.
Antonio had a hard time to confess his feelings, and before he knew it, he already blurted out that he was interested in Dallas as the latter was left surprised about the sudden love confession. Antonio even appreciates it more that Dallas finds it truthful and not a strategy to get ahead of the game.
"Antonio, I didn't know that you feel that way about me" Dallas said and gave a sigh.
"I know" Antonio said and gave a small heartbroken smile "There's someone else is it?"
Dallas chuckled at Antonio's question and replied by shooking his head "No there isn't. But, I'm not really prepared to be in a relationship just now"
"Okay…" Antonio said, turning his smile to a heartbroken frown "I just, wanted to get it out of myself. I'm just hoping you wouldn't change your view on me"
"Don't worry, I won't" Dallas said in comfort, placing a hand on Antonio's shoulder.
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Confessional: Tristan and Charity
Tristan: That was it?!
Charity: Dammit! I was hoping they would hook-up, this is the worst ending ever!
Tristan: Relax Charity, maybe there will be other ships out there that will satisfy-
Charity: No! What I want is cute and cuddly romance, not bros before hoes!
Tristan: You're right about that one, I mean they could at least show their love to each other. Just look at what we do to our respective love interest.
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Confessional: April and Andrew
April: *Sneezes*
Andrew: Bless you?
April: Sorry, I just have this weird feeling that somehow I feel like I'm being loved by someone clingy or someone is feeling superior to a relationship.
Andrew: I wouldn't worry about it, I mean Tristan and Charity are the superior ones in our relationship *Chuckles*
April: You're right *Giggles*
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As Don instructed the four representatives all gathered at Don as they listened to the host's explanation of the final challenge.
Don: The last challenge is a four part challenge where the four helpers of your team will help. So I would instruct the four of you to arrange your four teams on which will help you first and which will help you last.
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Confessional: Dahlia (Member of The Country Siblings)
Dahlia: I guess I should let The Spy and Surgeon help us first, followed by The Ninja Contortionists then The Awesome Geeks and finally, The Clubbies.
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Confessional: Carter (Member of The Half-Brothers)
Carter: *Shows a clipboard that writes* The Normal Friends first, then The Princess and Ranger, Technicals third and finally The Twins on the last ChallengeI*
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Confessional: Charlotte (Member of The Armadas)
Charlotte: I'm not a sucker. If I get to choose which team to help us on this four lap challenge then I need to take my time and analyse each carefully.
Pandora: *Outside* IT TOOK YOU ONE HOUR!
Charlotte: *Chuckles Nervously* Basically Don got mad at me so I accidentally chose the Pen-Pal Besties as first with The Hotshots at second, and The Weirdos are third with The You-Tubers at last. See? I didn't screw up on the last part. That's an A+ on Charlotte baby!
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Confessional: Pandora (Member of The Pizzeria Sisters)
Pandora: Freaking cat girl, she took most of my time deciding which team to pick! I don't even like these people since all of them are asses, so I just randomly picked anyone. I got The Trouble-Douches on First, The Team B.I.T.C.H on second, The Wannabee Idols on third, and the douchebag team on fourth. They better not screw us up
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Don: The First challenge is called The Boat Race to Chicago, Teams along with their first helpers will be driving speeding motorboats as they make their way to the Chicago Lake shore Hotel. Each team are equipped with paintball guns that can slow down the enemy teams.
First Part
1.The Country Siblings and The Spy and Surgeon
2.The Pizzeria Sisters and The Trouble-Makers
3.The Armadas and The Pen-Pal Besties
4.The Half-Brothers and The 'Normal' Friends
With a helicopter taking the other ten teams to the next location, the final four teams and their respective members all took their stance as Don pulls out a water gun, ready to start the race.
"Begin!" Don exclaimed, squirting the water gun.
The Half-Brothers and The 'Normal' Friends immediately head over to the stairs and head over to the boats, following them is The Armadas and The Pen-Pal Besties.
"Let's go brother. We can race ahead of them!" Dahlia cheered.
"NORTH KOREA!" Insignificant and Darold cheered as they jumped out of the navy ship and landed face first into the water.
"Well, that's a way to get to the boats faster" Dallas said.
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Confessional: The Spy and Surgeon (Insignificant and Darold)
Insignificant: We are willing to sacrifice anything for our friends. Even jumping out of that American battleship!
Darold: HAIL NORTH KOREA!
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The Half-Brothers along with The 'Normal' Friends are the first teams to arrive on the boats. Carter immediately hops on to one of the boats and starts the engine while Tristan, Dave and Ella grab their respective paint guns.
"Hurry up bro!" Tristan shouted "The other teams might catch us!"
Carter looks at Dave and Ella in surprised.
"What the heck does that face mean?!" Dave asked.
"I know! Christopher has been teaching me Carter Language for a while too!" Ella confessed.
"Can you just translate it for us Ella" Dave requested.
"He says we're out of gas" Ella replied.
"What?!" Tristan asked incredulously "How the heck are we even out of gas?"
The Armadas along with The Pen-Pal Besties hopped onto their respective boats and starts the engine. Antonio laughs in victory while the other girls cheered as they take first place.
"They're in the lead! Shoot them to slow them down!" Dave ordered and started firing his paint gun, only to realize that it's filled with banana pudding.
"HOW?!" Tristan asked in confusion.
"LOOOSSSEEERRSS!" Bucky shouted in victory as he starts the engine for the Pizzeria Sisters.
"Sorry, but we have to win!" Charity apologized.
"Just ask gas from one of the sailors!" Nutty advised.
"It pays to have bad guys on your team!" Pandora cheered.
With that, The Pizzeria Sisters took second place, followed by The Country Siblings while The Half-Brothers are still left in the Navy Fleet refuelling their boat.
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Confessional: The 'Normal' Friends (Dave and Ella)
Dave: How did even Bucky and Nutty manage to pull that off?!
Ella: It is quite confusing. They are good pranksters but not this good.
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Confessional: The Pizzeria Sisters and The Trouble-Makers (Pandora, Charity, Bucky and Nutty)
Pandora: Yeah I sent a text message to Bucky about the first challenge before Don announces it and the four of us are the only ones who knew about the plan.
Bucky: She only depends on us bad boyz
Pandora: Stop it, I don't like you and Nutty. But your pranking skills are flawless.
Nutty: Thanks!
Charity: I got to ask why The Half-Brothers?
Bucky: Because April Rejected me! She was my second love interest behind Aranea!
Nutty:….
Charity:….
Pandora: I have no idea what to say
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The Armadas continue to take the lead with Antonio driving while Zoey and Charlotte prepare their weapons as Dawn keeps a look-out.
"My Friends, I see The Pizzeria Sisters are catching up to us!" Dawn informed.
"Blast!" Antonio cursed "Dawn, take the wheel. Give me a gun so I can send these sons of bitches down to hell!"
"This is going to hell" Zoey commented.
"We're just fighting against Charity guys, Charity's sweet" Charlotte mentioned.
"Yes she is, but that devil spawn of an older sister will kill us with no regret!" Antonio exclaimed "FIRE!"
Zoey and Charlotte started shooting their paintball guns at the boat as The Pizzeria Sisters tried to dodge some of the paint bullets.
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Confessional: The Pen-Pal Besties (Zoey and Dawn)
Zoey: I'm confused Dawn, how does paintball guns ever going to stop the boat?
Dawn: They placed pressure plates on the boat Zoey, so if the other teams manages to hit many pressure plates, it will slow down the boat.
Zoey: How did you know that?
Cameraman (Lucy): I told her, she was curious as well
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"Boys, Start creating havoc!" Pandora ordered as Bucky and Nutty nodded and started firing at The Armadas.
The boat of The Pizzeria Sisters and The Armadas are racing neck and neck as Zoey and Charlotte continue to shoot their paintballs at The Pizzeria Sisters, Bucky and Nutty aren't even good shots while Pandora and Antonio continue to ram their boats to each other as they take the wheel. Charity and Dawn all hid on the safe side of each boat.
"This is where you lose Night Guards!" Antonio exclaimed.
"Read a damn Shakespeare book loser!" Pandora remarked.
"Eat paint you jerks!" Charlotte Cried.
"You suck at shooting!" Zoey remarked.
"YOUR MOM SUCKS, ZING!" Bucky joked.
"GAAAHH!" Nutty exclaimed.
"SHORE AHEAD!" Charity informed.
Antonio and Pandora, who are both watching saw the shore and was so shocked at how close they were, forgot to press the brakes and crashed at the beach.
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Confessional: The Armadas (Charlotte and Antonio)
Antonio: To everyone watching this never let Pandora drive. She will kill you even if she wants to or not.
Charlotte: *Feeling Dizzy* Every time she drives, bad things happen.
Antonio: It's fine though. We are tied with them in first place. Now it's time for the second challenge!
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The next ones to arrive at the beach are none other than The Country Siblings, due to the fact that the Half-Brothers are really lagging behind, and The Armadas and The Pizzeria Sisters are already finished with the first challenge.
"That was surprisingly easy" Dallas confessed.
"I know!" Dahlia cheered "We didn't even use our paintball guns!"
"I feel so very useless" Insignificant confessed.
"No you're not. You helped us reach third so far, there's isn't any help that I could've asked for" Dallas said to the sad Korean
Don: The Second Challenge is called, Mortal Donculous. The Teams must head over to the stage placed at the center of the beach. On that beach, Teams will battle one of the enemy team's helper in a game of giant cotton swabs! If they knock out their enemy helpers in the beam they win and get to move on to the next challenge!
ALL IN! Mortal Donculous
1.The Country Siblings vs The Princess and Ranger
2.The Pizzeria Sisters vs The Ninja Contortionists
3.The Armadas vs The News Anchors
4.The Half-Brothers vs The Hotshots
Back at the Pacific Ocean, The Half-Brothers are already on their way to the beach. Since The Armadas, Pizzeria Sisters and Country Siblings have already crossed the ocean. The lagging team experienced a rather boring challenge.
"Great, thanks to those darn Trouble-Makers, we're in last place!" Dave groaned.
"It's alright. We'll catch up to them!" Tristan replied as he drove the boat.
(The Armadas vs The News Anchors)
"I can't believe, I'm doing this" Carmen confessed "Especially when I'm fighting against a gay loser"
"Knock her butt off Antonio!" Charlotte cheered "Don't let that cruel mistress beat you up!"
"I know Charlotte!" Antonio exclaimed "You know Carmen, I'm actually doing everyone here a favour. And that is kicking you off this beam with this giant ear swab!"
"You're just pissed caused Dallas rejected you" Carmen replied sinisterly.
Antonio was about to step into the beam but Charlotte beats him into it, the female Armada twirled her giant ear swab and pointed it a Carmen.
"Oh Boy Carmen, you got her mad" Pamela pointed it out.
"Please, since when is Charlotte dangerous?" Carmen asked.
"Your face, in this giant weapon. RIGHT NOW!" Charlotte exclaimed angrily.
Charlotte started swinging the large weapon at Carmen as the latter immediately tries to defend herself. The strong and quick attacks from an enraged Charlotte were too much for Carmen to defend, causing her to fall down from the beam and into the sand.
"Oof!" Carmen said as she landed in the sand.
"Overkill!" Charlotte shouted and tackled Carmen then proceeds to beat the News Anchor with the giant swab
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Confessional: Antonio (Member of The Armadas)
*Background is Pamela and the Interns are trying to restrain Charlotte from beating Carmen up with the giant swab*
Antonio: Me and Charlotte are the same I guess. When someone hurts her, I go for lengths and destroy the culprit as HE BEGS FOR MERCY! Charlotte really goes berserk when a girl humiliates me.
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The Half-Brothers and their helpers have finally arrived at the beach, just in time to witness the second battle.
(The Pizzeria Sisters vs The Ninja Contortionists)
To put it short, Charity and Pandora were no match for The Ninja's advanced fighting skill. Despite Pandora's knowledge in street fighting and Charity's berserk capabilities, the two of them weren't even a challenge to Eli and Marron.
"You disappoint me. That wasn't even a challenge!" Marron confessed.
"It's alright Marron, they weren't martial artist back then. They're just security guards" Eli pointed out.
"Yes, so maybe at the next round you two will go easy on us you jerks!" Pandora exclaimed angrily.
"You guys are so cruel!" Charity cried.
"Well you guys chose all the villains of the season. I think it's fitting to have you guys lost" Marron confessed.
"Does it look like we even have a freaking choice? Charity only wanted the guy with the glasses and dumb coincidence gave us the bad guys!" Pandora asked.
(The Country Siblings vs The Princess and Ranger)
"Let me go first!" Dahlia and Parasoul exclaimed in unison to their partners.
"Well I guess it's alright since you're battling against Dahlia" Christopher said.
"But don't push yourself to hard alright?" Dallas advised to his younger sister.
Parasoul and Dahlia stepped into the beam, their giant cotton swabs in their hands as they move inches closer and closer to each other.
"I'm not going to lose to you Parasoul!" Dahlia shouted in determination.
"So am I Dahlia!" Parasoul confessed excitedly.
With both of their determination and persistence, both girls charged at each other like knights prepare to joust with the enemy. Both sprinted at each other and hits the enemy with their swabs, causing both of them to fall off the same time.
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Confessional: Christopher (Member of The Princess and Ranger)
*Background is Dahlia and Parasoul lying down in the snow with their cotton swabs on top of them*
Christopher: To be honest, I was expecting that.
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With Dahlia and Parasoul eliminated each other at the same time, Dallas and Christopher stepped onto the beam and faced their opponent. Christopher with his days as a guardian for Parasoul has skills that can take on Dallas' hunting experiences.
"Not bad" Christopher commented.
"I could say the same to you" Dallas confessed.
"Brother, The Armadas are taking the lead. We better hurry!" Dahlia cried.
Don: As of now, The Country Siblings are battling their way at the second challenge, The Half-Brothers and The Pizzeria Sisters are waiting for their turn while The Armadas are taking the lead and are now making their way to the Third Challenge!
The Armadas made their way to one of the parks in Chicago, exactly where the tip wanted them to go. Once they arrive, they discovered that the park was filled with more snow than normal. Also the lack of people is suspicious to the both of them, but Charlotte didn't cared nonetheless.
"We're in the lead Antonio!" Charlotte cheered in excitement.
"Ok, let's see what the third challenge is." Antonio said, taking out the travel tip and reads it out loud "Snowball Madness…"
Don: The Challenge is pretty simple. The Racers will have to find one medallion in this large pile of snow. It's like finding the needle in the haystack except it's a park size and your teammates will try their best not to let the other enemy teammates to throw snowballs at you.
"Snowballs?" Antonio asked but he was hit face first in the face with a snowball, courtesy of J.J.
"I got him!" J.J cheered and raised her hand for a high-five "Up top!" she offered to her brother.
"J.J, Antonio and Charlotte are the team that we have to protect!" Tavon informed.
"Oops, My bad!" J.J said and clicker her tongue.
The Sirens, Awesome Geeks, and The Technicals all rose from their hiding spots and started throwing snowballs at The Armadas. Antonio immediately rushed in and uses his own body as a human shield to protect Charlotte.
"Find the medallion, I'll take the hit!" Antonio ordered.
"But what about the next challenge, you can be seriously hurt?!" Charlotte asked.
"It's fine, I can handl- OOF!- J.J STOP IT!" Antonio barked angrily.
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Confessional: The Weirdos (J.J and Tavon)
Tavon: The Armadas are our allies, why do you keep hitting them?!
J.J: I have short patience span bro-methius! I need to hit someone fast!
Tavon: Why won't you hit the other teams?
J.J: There are other teams?
Tavon: You didn't paid any attention to what Don said now did ya?
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Back at the second challenge, Dallas manages to defeat Christopher while Tristan and Carter are about to battle the Hotshots as the Pizzeria Sisters continues to wait patiently for their turn.
"That was tiring" Dallas confessed to himself and sat down.
"Are you going to be okay brother?" Dahlia asked.
"It's fine. Two challenges left before this is all over" Dallas said with a smile and stood up "Let's go before the other two teams can catch up with us"
Dahlia nodded her head and followed her brother.
(The Half-Brothers vs The Hotshots)
"Listen Danny, how about you just let us pass and we have no longer need to whack each other like idiots" Tristan proposed.
"And cost my team the win?" Danny asked "Fat chance Tristan"
Tristan quickly blocks an incoming blow from Danny, but was surprised when Fay stepped into the beam and delivers a blow to Tristan's face, causing the latter to stumble backwards but manages to regain his balance.
"Hey, no fair that's cheating!" Tristan called out.
"No one said that the two members would be in the same beam now right?" Fay asked.
"I suppose not…" Tristan said.
"Then that means me and my boyfriend will have to beat you and your little brother as much as we can" Fay said arrogantly and steps forward while Danny follows her close behind.
Tristan took a few steps back and cried "I need assistance! Bro combo now!"
Fay and Danny suddenly was surprised to see Carter using his weapon to vault himself across Tristan then lands a hard jab on Fay's abdomen, the silent Half-Brother then swings his weapon to knock Fay off her feet causing the female Hotshot to fell down the beam.
Danny retaliates by swinging his weapon at Carter, but the latter crouched down to safety and let's Tristan step on his back, the latter then jumped on Carter's back and tossed his Cotton swab directly to Danny's face causing the male hotshot to fall off the beam while Tristan landed safely on the beam.
Fay angrily stood up and prepares to hit Tristan, till she realizes that both Half-Brothers are now on her front and back, both then swung their cotton swabs at her, the extreme force caused her to fall off the beam and thus ending the battle.
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Confessional: The Half-Brothers (Tristan and Carter)
Tristan: The Hotshots just got….*Puts on sunglasses* Cottoned.
Carter: *Face-palms*
Tristan: Hey come on, that was a good zinger bro!
Carter: *Shook his head in disapproval*
Tristan: I don't see you coming up with a good one.
Carter: *Smirks* *Starts waving his hands then makes a fart sound with his mouth*
Tristan: *Tries to maintain his laughter* I re—fuse, to…..pfft!...admit…..that's hilari-HAHAHAHAH!
Carter: *Takes Tristan's sunglasses and puts it on himself then walks away*
Tristan: …. *Looks at the camera* It's even more badass when's he's not even looking back.
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(The Pizzeria Sisters vs The Ninja Contortionists round 2)
"You know, I recommend that you two should give up" Marron offered "Your little knowledge about martial arts proves you are no match for us"
"It'll be the same process all over again." Eli stated "Save yourselves the humiliation you two"
The Pizzeria Sisters didn't listened and charged at the Ninjas, resulting what it is to be predicted, with Charity and Pandora falling down the beam in one clean swoop from The Ninjas.
"Come on Charity, we can't give up!" Pandora exclaimed and went back to the beam.
"Bring it on!" Charity shouted.
Again, they fell down and were defeated by the Ninjas.
"This is embarrassing" Marron said sadly.
"Well, they are persistent I'll give them that" Eli said "They don't even have a strategy, coordination, or strength to defeat us"
Pandora gritted her teeth as she stood up again and stepped into the beam, charging at Eli but Marron easily caught her off guard and pushes the older night guard off the beam.
Charity tries to attack as well, but Eli just jumped on the beam creating a vibration that shook Charity off the beam.
"Guys, it's over" Marron said.
Eli sighed and said "If you two want to defeat us, then take your time to create a strategy and form a goo-
"SHUT UP!" Pandora cried angrily.
The older night guard swung her cotton swab as Eli and Marron easily dodges it.
"True, me and my sister aren't very coordinated because we have our own style. We're not smart enough to create good strategies nor are we strong" Pandora said, wiping off the snow on her cheek and shouted "But in every situation, when all strategy and strength is gone. People use their instincts to accomplish their goals, and I've been using my own instincts for many years!"
"Back when I was a kid, when I worked at that haunted hell-spawn of a restaurant, when I joined this stupid race. Every single F*#king day I only use what my gut tells me to do. So don't try to f#$cking change my perspective because my way reached us this far!"
Pandora then went on full force and charged her Cotton swab at the two ninjas, the couple blocked the blow with both of their swabs as the three of them are stuck in a clash.
"I applaud your honesty, but this ends now" Eli said.
"Yes it is hot stuff" Pandora said smugly, she cried out "NOW!" and let herself fall down the beam as Eli and Marron pushes her off.
Charity came from behind and using her swab, she pushed both Eli and Marron from behind with an unsuspecting blow and thus resulting The Pizzeria Sister's win.
Eli and Marron were both surprised as Charity started cheering while Pandora rose up from the snow and arrogantly points her finger at them.
"How does it feel tasting my snow now huh Ninja?! In you pathetic little faces!" Pandora said and starts dancing "Oh God! You fell for the heroic speech but actually has some evil intent instinct plan!"
"We beat the ninjas!" Charity cheered "We can still win this!"
"I love to stay and chat on how much I clobbered and manipulated your asses but I need to get my own to the Chill-Zone!" Pandora said happily and left while Charity immediately follows her.
"You let her win didn't you?" Marron asked.
"She was about to cry" Eli replied
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Confessional: The Pizzeria Sisters (Charity and Pandora)
Pandora: Thanks to my, oh so genius idea, we can still win this race!
Charity: Yeah! But Pandora, you almost sounded like true genuine out there.
Pandora: *Blushes* N-No I was not, since when did your older sister become emotional? Pandora is tough as nails!
Charity: Oh, Okay then!
Pandora: E-Exactly!
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Snowball Madness
The leading three teams are having quite the struggle to find a medallion in a place filled with snow, plus even more snow are getting added due to the helpers 'helping' them and some are sabotaging them.
Charlotte is buried in a giant pile of snow as she continues to find a medallion whilst Antonio is trying to throw snowballs back at the enemy helpers, sometimes even tosses back the snowballs angrily at his own helpers.
Dallas continues to block the incoming snowballs with a stick as his younger sister searches for a medallion in the snow behind his back.
Tristan and Carter are trying to search for medallions but they are completely getting covered by snow, sincerely thanks from the enemy helpers especially J.J.
"This is getting fun!" J.J confessed and tossed another snowball.
POW!
"STOP IT, YOU'RE NOT HELPING!" Antonio yelled angrily.
POW!
"Damn you Gabriel, Damn you to bits!" Antonio shouted.
"It wasn't me this time!" Gabriel cried out loud and tossed a snowball at Dallas, but the latter easily swiped it off with the stick "Dammit!" Gabriel shouted.
The Pizzeria Sisters finally enters the location, and Shannon recognizes them.
"Guys, find the medallion. We'll cover for you!" Shannon shouted as Elias started throwing snowballs at the enemy helpers.
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Confessional: The Sirens (Shannon and Elias)
Shannon: We decided that it's best to stay out of the line of fire, and only start helping once the Pizzeria Sisters arrive.
Elias: But sis, we need to be extra helpful because they're lagging behind.
Shannon: Don't worry. I'm sure Pandora's determination will help us in aiding them. Plus, it's not like the other helpers will be focusing on them
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"Charity and Pandora are here!" Eugene cried
"Toss snowballs at them!" Noy commanded.
"Protect them!" Shannon ordered.
"Human shield!" Charity exclaimed.
"I FOUND ONE!" Tristan cheered and showed the teams his medallion "Carter, we must go!"
Carter, who is covered in snow, nodded in approval and followed Tristan.
The Awesome Geeks and The Technicals started throwing snowballs at the Pizzeria Sisters, Pandora angrily blocks the snowballs by either punching or kicking it, gaining The Weirdos' attention, the older night guard started protecting herself from six former contestants throwing snowballs at her.
Due to Pandora taking all the blows from the other teams, Dahlia, Charlotte and Charity manages to find their medallions without any hindrance. The travel tip was folded neatly and taped to the medallion giving them instructions for the final challenge.
"ALL IN: Road Rage Chicago!" Dallas informed and raised his eyebrow in confusion.
Antonio, Charlotte, Charity, Dahlia and a very tired looking Pandora also were confused.
"There isn't even an instruction to what to do" Dallas said and showed the travel tip.
"Then what the heck are we supposed to do cowboy?!" Pandora shouted angrily and started coughing "Dammit my arms are weak as-
Antonio covered Pandora's mouth and said "Now's not the time to curse Pandora, maybe Tristan and Carter have found a way to understand what to do in this situation"
Suddenly, as if on cue, a green jeep entered the park with April driving while Jenna sat at the seat next to the driver, as Tristan and Carter sat at the back with snowball guns.
"You better get over to those other jeeps because this one is ours, it's equipped with snowball guns just so you know" April informed.
"Well where are we supposed to go anyways?" Charlotte asked.
"Chicago Stadium!" Tristan cheered.
"Wait, how did you know that?" Charity asked.
"The tip only showed the coordinates for the finish line, so I simply used GPS with my phone" April confessed.
The Twins and The Half-Brothers drove off as the other three teams rushed to the remaining three jeeps to catch up with them.
But luckily the other three jeeps where already driven by their helpers. Andrew picked up Charity and Pandora with their blue jeep, Kevin and Zachery grabbed Antonio and Charlotte with their yellow jeep and finally Samantha and Flynn picked up Dallas and Dahlia with their Red jeep.
"We can still win this; it's still a four way tie!" Zachery said in determination
"Step on it then!" Antonio ordered.
The race with jeeps has begun as the remaining three jeeps starts to catch up with the leading green jeep.
Driving their way to the streets, April proved that she was determined to help the Half-Brothers win the race as she manoeuvres her way to the traffic and civilians crossing the roads. Though she wasn't the only one who's a risky driver since Andrew's driving is catching up to them while Zachery and Samantha are lagging behind.
Pandora and Charity started shooting their snowball guns at Tristan and Carter, as well did the two brothers and Jenna in addition.
"Dammit, why isn't Steven here? We're outnumbered!" Charity shouted
POW!
"Stop hitting me in the face Tristan!" Pandora shouted angrily
"Sorry my bad!" Tristan apologized.
"Keep those snowballs out of me, and don't you dare shoot the windows or else someone will get hurt!" April shouted.
Suddenly the red jeep outdrives the two conflicting jeeps, Samantha laughs maniacally as Dahlia, Dallas and Tavon started shooting snowballs at the drivers.
"Dammit, cheap move!" April exclaimed angrily
As they were driving, a rather middle age looking woman walked in front at the center of the road and placed a Don box beside her. The three jeeps doesn't seem to notice it, but driver yellow jeep noticed and shouted.
"WOMAN AT THE CENTER!" Zachery shouted.
"Don't you try to make me cheat on Charlotte you jerk!" Kevin shouted.
"I'M SERIOUS, PULL OVER YOU THREE!" Zachery commanded.
Samantha, April and Andrew immediately stepped on their brakes, just in time not to hit the woman on the street. All four jeeps stopped and stared at the woman, and the Don box. The first one to react was April who jumped down the jeep and angrily walked over to the woman.
"Listen old lady, you almost got killed just to gain our attention. So what's up?!" April asked.
"Tell her girl!" Tristan cheered.
"I'm here to tell you guys that there's a change of plans" the woman confessed "My name is Blaineley, and the next challenge is a Botch/Watch"
April wasn't even convinced and just stared at her incredulously.
"Should I run her over?" Andrew proposed.
"Let me stay out of the way first dude" April replied.
"WAIT!" Dahlia cried "We shouldn't run her over, she has a Don box so maybe she's telling the truth!"
"I kinda agree on Dahlia on that" Charity confessed.
"Still running her over" April and Andrew said in unison.
"APRIL/ANDREW!" Tristan and Charity called out their lovers name in scold.
"Fine!" April and Andrew said together in defeat and crossed their arms then lumped back in their driver's seat.
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Confessional: Dallas (Member of The Country Siblings)
Dallas: Honestly I'm with April and Andrew. That woman seems suspicious, but she has a Don box with her and a few staff to aid her. So maybe she really is part of the contest and an additional challenge is set up for us.
April: *Outside* I still don't trust her!
Dallas: Why?!
April: *Outside* She looks so familiar, and I always don't trust something I find familiar!
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Blaineley: It's really quite simple, the botchers will have to get their medallions back from a 12 ft of cold water. After that it's all the way to the Chill-Zone.
"Why can't the helpers do it?" Kevin asked "I'm not letting Antonio nor Charlotte do such a dangerous task that would cause them to lose the race"
"Good point Kevin" Blaineley said and snapped her fingers "Boys, take them away"
Muscular bodyguards grabbed Kevin and Zachery then drove off in their jeep, same goes a well for Flynn and Samantha, as well as April, Andrew and Jenna.
"So racers, who'se going to sacrifice getting their bodies drenched in cold water?" Blaineley asked sinisterly.
Botch/Watch! Deep sea grabbie!
1.Dallas (The Country Siblings)
2.Pandora (The Pizzeria Sisters)
3.Antonio (The Armadas)
4.Carter (The Half-Brothers)
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Confessional: Don (Host of the Ridonculous Race Insanity)
Don: It's really confusing how the racers haven't reached the stadium yet. Plus what's more confusing is that The Clubbies and The You-Tubers have arrived and told me that someone placed another challenge! I was about to do something but they told me they have a Don box so I guess the staff wanted more action I guess?
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With a tank set up by Blaineley and her crew, Dallas, Pandora, Antonio and Carter jumped immediately to the cold water while their partners just watched in worry. It would be really difficult for a person to swim in cold water, rose up from it in a snowy location, and continue the race with no hardship whatsoever.
Carter was the first one to escape the tank and immediately starts shivering from the cold, the medallion held tightly by his hands as Tristan immediately removed his jacket and wrapped it around his brother.
"You did it bro! We can now win this!" Tristan cried happily.
But Carter didn't even replied, he just continued to shiver in the cold as Blaineley smiles sadistically.
"C-Carter?" Tristan asked "Y-You okay b-bro?"
Carter smiled weakly and nodded his head.
"B-Bro?" Tristan asked, not even convinced of his brother's answer.
"ANTONIO!" Charlotte cries and lifts Antonio out of the tank. Apparently Antonio completes the challenge but drowned before he can even get out of the tank.
Charlotte started performing CPR on the drowned Armada, tears forming in Charlotte's eyes as she keeps shouting "You can't leave me here!"
Pandora escapes the tank as well with a victorious grin along with the medallion in her hand.
"C-Come on Ch-Ch-Charity, l-let's win this r-race!" Pandora said in determination, her grin slowly fades as she collapses into the ground, due to extreme tiredness and bathing her body to cold water.
"Pandora!" Charity cried and starts shaking her "Wake up! Wake up!"
Dallas was the last one to escape the tank, but like the rest he was really weakened as well. His body is really cold and immediately he started shivering and knelt down in exhaustion.
"D-Dallas?" Dahlia asked.
"D-Don't worry, i-I'm Fine" Dallas confessed.
"N-No you're not!" Dahlia cried "We need to get the medics and-
"They left"
Dahlia, Tristan, Charlotte and Charity looked behind to see Andrew, April, Jenna and surprisingly Steven. The bodyguards that were supposed to escort them away lies in the jeep unconscious with one syringe stabbed in their necks.
"W-Where's Blaineley?" Tristan asked.
"She left along with her staff the moment Dallas escaped" April informed "Dammit, should have trusted my instinct"
"Luckily I was on my way to the arena when I saw April, Andrew and Jenna getting escorted forcefully by those guards" Steven confessed.
"You guys need to finish this race" Andrew recommends "We'll take care of them"
"Don't worry about us. We'll catch up and find out who the winner is" April said "After all, we're rooting for all of you"
Steven walks over to Dahlia and hugs her "Don't worry, it'll be okay"
Andrew pats Charity on the head "I got her, go now"
Antonio started coughing once Charlotte finally saves him, April walks over and says to Charlotte "You might want to go now"
Jenna hugs Carter and says to Tristan "Win this race Tristan"
"Ok…." Tristan, Charity, Dahlia and Charlotte said with a weak smile.
Final Runners: Dahlia, Charity, Charlotte, Tristan.
CHICAGO STADIUM
Don: And here they come now, with only a few distance left. We will finally find out who will win for this season of The Ridonculous Race Insanity!
Tristan, Charlotte, Charity and Dahlia continue to sprint faster than ever. The four remaining contestants finally saw the arena and immediately they continued their pursuit.
Another obstacle faces their way as the gates start to close causing more pressure on the four contestants.
"You got to be kidding me!" Tristan exclaimed.
"Keep running!" Charlotte cried.
"We're not going to make it!" Charity exclaimed.
"We can!" Dahlia said motivationally.
Tristan screamed and jumped for it, rolling to the ground and allowed him to enter before the gate closed, Charity jumped as well and slide downs on the ground and allows her to pass, Charlotte also manages to get inside by jumping just in time to safety.
Dahlia however wasn't lucky enough to get in as she was cornered by the gate.
"Oh no!" Dahlia cried. As she sighs in defeat once the gates completely closed.
Don: Dahlia wasn't able to get through the gates. So that just leaves Charlotte, Charity and Tristan!
Dahlia kneels down, tears forming in her eyes as she starts to cry.
"I'm sorry Dallas! I failed you!" Dahlia cried.
"You didn't"
Dahlia gasped and looked back to see Steven smiling as he helps Dallas, one arm over his shoulders.
"But we lost" Dahlia said sadly.
Dahlia weeps silently as Dallas and Steven looked at her in pity. The hunter looked at his friend, nodding to him to let him go which Steven did. Dallas kneeled in front of his younger sister and hugged her tight.
"It's okay Dahlia, It's okay" Dallas said in comfort "You didn't fail me. You did great"
The three remaining contestants ran to the center of the arena, getting greeted by applause and cheers from The Ridonculous Race fans along with the other teams.
"Where's the finish line?" Charlotte asked.
"I can't see it!" Tristan exclaimed.
"Over there, on top of the arena!" Charity pointed out.
With Charity's announcement, Tristan and Charlotte immediately started running along with the Night guard. Climbing the stairs as the people cheered for them.
The three continue to climb as they finally gets closer and closer to Don along with the large prize money waiting for them.
Finally the first contestant to step in the carpet of completion was..
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"Charity and Pandora wins The Ridonculous Race Insanity!" Don announced.
Charity gasped, She fell down the carpet before Don could announce the winner, Charlotte was stepping at the carpet also with only a few inches far as Tristan was just about to step into the carpet.
A Banner that consists of The Pizzeria Sisters was shown as millions of fans cheered for the Night-Guard's victory.
Stepping into the arena just now. Andrew, Pandora, Dallas, Dahlia, Steven, April, Antonio, Jenna and Carter enters the arena and seeing the Pizzeria Sister's name on the banner, they immediately knew who won.
Dallas and Dahlia smiled at the Pizzeria Sisters' victory, Andrew and Steven couldn't believe it, April and Jenna just shrugged while Carter and Antonio went over to their partners.
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Confessional: The Country Siblings (Dallas and Dahlia)
Dallas: Well, I didn't expect them to win. It was surprising, but it was a good surprise.
Dahlia: I'm just glad you're safe brother! *Kisses Dallas' cheek*
Dallas: *Blushes a little* Thanks, I really should thank you Dahlia. For everything
Dahlia: *Gasps* R-Really?
Dallas: People might think I did most of the work, but you contributed more.
Dahlia: Thank you brother *Hugs Dallas' arm tightly*
Dallas: Gah! You're grip is going to break my arm!
Dahlia: S-Sorry!
Dallas: *Pats Dahlia's head* But….not bad, you're getting stronger than I thought.
Dahlia: Learned from the best!
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Confessional: The Half-Brothers (Tristan and Carter)
Tristan: Well I guess third place isn't so bad. Me and my bro manage to beat seventeen other teams to get here!
Carter: *Shrugs happily*
Tristan: We didn't win, but I'm proud of us. Me and Carter actually became closer together, plus I have a girlfriend now which is awesome!
Carter: *Happily nods*
Tristan: We have fun, and it was a wild ride. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Carter: *Smirks*
Tristan: Yeah you're right. There better be a wrap party or else I riot.
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Confessional: The Armadas (Antonio and Charlotte)
Charlotte: Sorry if we got second place Antonio. I really tried my best.
Antonio: *Chuckles and plays with Charlotte's hair* It's alright Charlotte, a million dollars isn't worth the time I spent with you. We had a lot of adventures together and that was a grand reward for me.
Charlotte: Aww thanks! *Hugs Antonio* Hey, do you think we can help Don if he ever needs us for a new season?
Antonio: Well why don't you ask Kevin with you? I'm sure the both of you will do nicely.
Charlotte: Really? Thank you so much! *Runs off happily to tell Kevin*
Antonio: The saddest part about this race, is watching all of us leave and go back to our lives.
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Confessional: The Pizzeria Sisters (Charity and Pandora)
Charity: I can't believe I did it! We won the season Pandora!
Pandora: … I quit.
Charity: What?
Pandora: You heard me, I QUIT FREDDY FAZBEARS! Now that I have half-a million dollars I can now work in an even more suitable location for my skills of sneakiness and expertise!
Charity: Well then I quit too! I'm going to spend my money on dates and new clothes and stuff. Andrew, ready your butt cause you're going to come with me!
Pandora: You do that. I'm going to spend ten percent of it to throw a mother humping party! Let's get drunk!
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After that everyone gathered at the center of the arena. The Pizzeria Sisters holding their plate of money while the rest of the contestants all gathered around Don, smiling and waving.
"You're not planning to toss it around like a bunch of idiots now are you?" Don asked.
"How did you know?!" Charity asked as she started tossing the money around with Pandora.
"Should have known" Don sighed.
Don: Anyway, Thank you all so much for watching the newest season. It has been one crazy season all around, and it was fun while it lasted. Perhaps another season will be good, don't you think.
April: God, if you ever drag me back again into this show, I better get paid for it.
Bucky: Just tell me when to start pranking the other chumps!
Dahlia: Can I, Steven, Andrew and my brother be on the next season as well?
Andrew: Hell no! I already told you guys I'm not going back, I'm so done with reality shows.
Charity: Oh you'll come back. Whether you like it or not *Giggles*
Samantha: Keep saying that Andrew, like it'll ever happen. SAMANTHA WILL RETURN BITCHES!
Tristan: The Shirtless bros will make a comeback!
Gabriel: Oh Yeah Baby!
Kevin: Hey Zachery, you better tell Amanda about this!
Charlotte: I hope we get to see them next time!
Insignificant: They better be a challenge in North Korea next season. Or else I'm not watching!
Noy: That's the only reason you're watching? Wow dude.
Marron: Let us hope these new people are close and amazing as us.
Parasoul: Maybe we can u-
Don: As I was saying! What will happen in the next season? Who will emerge victorious, you don't want to miss any of this when we come back next year! So congratulations to The Pizzeria Sisters, and we'll see you again on The Ridonculous Race INSANITY!
The Ridonculous Race: Insanity Rankings
1st: The Pizzeria Sisters (Charity and Pandora)
2nd: The Armadas (Charlotte and Antonio)
3rd: The Half-Brothers (Tristan and Carter)
4th: The Country Siblings (Dallas and Dahlia)
5th: The Technicals (Gabriel and Rhianza)
6th: The College Roommates (Andrew and Steven)
7th: The Awesome Geeks (Noy and Eugene)
8th: The Twins (April and Jenna)
9th: The Spy and Surgeon (Insignificant and Darold)
10th: The Weirdos (J.J and Tavon)
11th: The You-Tubers (Zachery and Kevin)
12th: The News Anchors (Pamela and Carmen)
13th: The Clubbies (Flynn and Samantha)
14th: The Pen-Pal Besties (Zoey and Dawn)
15th: The Ninja Contortionists (Eli and Marron)
16th: The 'Normal' Friends (Dave and Ella)
17th: The Trouble-Makers (Bucky and Nutty)
18th: The Princess and Ranger (Christopher and Parasoul)
19th: The Hotshots (Fay and Danny)
20th: The Sirens (Shannon and Elias)
Man, it was hard to fit everything in a 10k chapter. Now even though I can exceed that limit since it's the finale. But I have reasons why I only stuck with 10k-
1.If the chapter is too long, it'll become a bit boring and some will just skip to the end and find out who wins
2.Personal reasons, I'm actually doing a therapy session with a good therapist. I'm not going to explain the rest.
3.Underestimating the challenge: I really didn't think this through. Remember that in the past chapters I only said one helper, but in the end everyone has a part of the finale so it's going to be cramped for the finale.
Now reasons for the victors.
The Pizzeria Sisters: I asked a few bunch of awesome people (Fifteen to be exact) on whom they like would to win this season. In all honesty, six of them voted for The Pizzeria Sisters to win, so it's basically a landslide because the remaining teams all got three votes to win.
Now the problem was to figure out who will be 2nd, 3rd and 4th. The Country Siblings received three votes to win but the remaining 12, voted for them to either place last or third, with 8 votes for the former.
The real problem was The Armadas and The Half-Brothers, Both teams have equal votes on first but The Half-Brothers are placed third multiple times than The Armadas. So I decided to place The Armadas at second place.
So congratulations to OopsieDasi, Pizzawizz, ComplicatedYetSimple and NerdyNightStocker for reaching this far into the fanfic. Thank you all so much for sticking by me up until the end.
Oh, and don't worry, some of the contestants (I said contestants not teams) will make an appearance at the sequel so watch out for that XD.
Again, thank you all so much for reading and I'll see you guys in a while!
"So, there goes our second season. Believe it or not, it's a huge hit"
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[Don, April, Bucky, Dahlia, Andrew, Charity, Samantha, Tristan, Gabriel, Kevin, Charlotte, Insignificant, Noy, Marron and Parasoul will return]