I had a few requests to write at least one more chapter for this story. Here it is. I hope it's what you wanted.
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I don't own Bones.
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At first I was really pissed about it. Bones killed Agent Andy off and . . . okay it wasn't at first, I mean I was pissed about it all day and that's a fact.
I mean here I thought she'd written the greatest book ever and I really wanted to see how she was going to bring Andy back in the next book and blam . . . Andy isn't coming back. He's dead because he was shot in the sternum and you don't survive a shot to the sternum. Shit!
She tried to tell me that Andy wasn't me, but come on, of course he is. Andy is me and she offed him. Just like that. No explanation just, Andy is shot in the sternum and I'm dead . . . I mean he's dead. My wife is planning to murder me for God's sake . . . Okay Andy . . . but he's me.
I was some kind of angry and all she did was give me those looks that meant she was going to kick me in the balls if I kept it up. Damn it!
Of course, no one minds their own business and sure as shit nothing's a secret around here and Aubrey came into my office to give me some condolences. He's such an idiot and I told him that too.
It didn't phase him though. I don't really think anything phases that guy except when a donut shop runs out of donuts.
You can't kill someone off and then have one character solving crimes by herself. What does he do with that? He figures I was killed off . . . Andy was killed off so Kathy could bring in newer sexier blood.
And for God's sake the new character is going to be based upon him because he's the new blood around here. Like he's some sexy James Bond and Bones has the hots for him . . . okay Kathy has the hots for him . . . kept calling himself Agent James . . . like Bones . . . Kathy would be interested in him. Ha. She loves me and she is not interested in that eating machine. God when is he ever not hungry and why isn't he fat for God's sake? Idiot.
I tried to figure out why she killed off Andy for most of the day. I mean, why'd she kill off Andy? Why did she want me dead . . . I mean Andy dead?
I know I screwed up with the gambling and all, but I thought we were good . . . maybe she decided to kill off Andy because she was still mad about it.
Or because I didn't tell her about my one man operation to get that list of undercover agents back and help Jared out of that mess he was in at the same time. I almost got myself killed for all my trouble and even though she forgave me, I think she's still a little angry about it. I think . . . maybe.
Except Bones doesn't do stuff like that. If she's mad at me she just tells me she is. So I don't know. It's just creepy. I was in all of her books and now I'm dead and I won't be in any more of her books. I don't get it. I really don't get it and that worries the hell out of me.
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Our case was a mess as far as I was concerned, but in the end we caught the guy. Before we did though Aubrey said something that made me think. He said, "All these killings over loved ones, maybe this is why I'm still single."
If you think about it, if Bones wanted to really get rid of me, she could just divorce me. If she was angry enough, she could murder me and I'm pretty sure no one would be able to prove it was murder. . . . well, except she wouldn't murder me . . . not me. Still my point is, I think she got rid of Andy to . . . um, get it out of her system. Maybe . . . She kills Andy and pfft it's done. I'm still around and we can get our act together. It's a release valve, get it?
Think about all the pressure she's been under since I was in prison. Only someone as strong as Bones could survive something like that and still want me around. She loves me. I know she does, but man . . . the shit she's been through . . . so she killed off Andy. I can live with that.
Andy is just a character she thought up because she wanted me but couldn't let herself have me . . . Yeah, that makes sense, doesn't it? She's got me now, so Kathy doesn't need Andy anymore.
Besides, Kathy really isn't Bones. Bones is more than Kathy could ever be. Bones is real and . . . I love her so much and I don't think I could love Kathy. Not really. . . . What do you think, Aldo? Am I right or am I right? I told her last night she can kill him off, that's it's a good move. Of course, now she wants to bring Andy back in her next book . . . Of course she does.
"What do I know, Booth?" Pouring another drink in Booth's glass, the bar owner complained, "You love her. She loves you. This Andy character isn't real. You come in here all pissy about it. Rant about it, drink one drink, scare off two of my customers with your temper and leave and then you show up today and you tell me it's all good . . . Shit Booth, really?"
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