Old show reference. Anyone remember that show? That was a good show...

Anyways, I have been informed by user CabooseHelpsU that during my absence he has received permission to rehost the story from the author and has done so on FFN under the title "The Battleshippening". So if you don't want to bother with SpaceBattles or SufficientVelocity... well, there's your options.