333 Ways to Get Kicked out of Magnolia and the Surrounding Countryside

1.) Switch peoples drinks

It wasn't a good idea. Natsu went MIA when Cana caught him

2.) Hit people with a side of ham

Another bad idea, this time executed by Gray. He woke up buried in live pigs when he tried this on Laxus

3.) Walk up to some old geezer and yell, "Grandpa! You're alive! It's a miracle!"

Makarov swore by First Master Mavis' floofy blond hair that if another brat tried that on him, blood would spill

4.) Dart around suspiciously humming the Mission: Impossible theme song

Nobody knew how to react when Wendy, Happy, Carla, Romeo and Asuka did this while cosplaying Team Natsu.

5.) Buy several dozen fishing rods. Go on the roof and test them out, saying you're fishing for toupees.

Freed caught 47, Bickslow had 32, and Evergreen won with 102

6.) Hold Barbie hostage

Gray and Natsu were beaten nearly to death by Erza and Mirajane

7.) TP as much of the guild as possible

It was quite a success, in Lucy's mind. The whole building was covered, both inside and out, as well as several of the members.

8.) Hide in the beer barrels. Whenever someone comes to get a drink, yell, "Pick me! Pick me!"

It was actually very funny when Juvia's stunt caused Laxus to scream like a little girl. Unfortunately, Gray had to save her before the Dragon Slayer electrocuted the barrels

9.) Dress as Batman, burst into the guild screaming, "Come Robin! To the Batmobile."

It wasn't even remotely funny when Gray yelled this to Erza. It just opened up more wounds

10.) Challenge people to duels with wrapping paper.

A tournament began, Mest did quite well, before Erza decided to participate

11.) Buy several singing toy Gajeels from Max's shop, set them up in rows and get you friends to turn them on. Proceed to act like a conductor.

Levy did quite well. No one knew she knew that much about music

12.) Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask what you're doing, inform them that you're trying to find out what they ate for breakfast.

According to Happy, the entire guild had had fish that morning

13.) Leave cryptic messages on all the job requests

No one had seen Nab run that fast.

14.) Run through the guild screaming, "There's a dead body in here!"

Everyone thought Lyon had found out about First Master, before they figured out he was bluffing.

15.) Go up to the Fire Dragon Slayer and say, "Natsu, I am your brother."

They thought Zeref was joking before they realized he didn't joke.

16.) Make evil eyes at people and whisper, "I am the little girl from the well… I've been waiting…"

Alzack nearly had a heart attack when his daughter said that.

17.) Ride around in a tiny car and pretend to be a prissy English man, saying things like, "Top hole!" and "By Jove!", while drinking hard liquor from a teacup.

Romeo had to drag his father home when Macao crashed and was found completely wasted on the roof.

18.) Start dancing like mad. Wave your arms around and flop like a fish.

Everyone assumed Vijeeter was just trying out a new dance move. No one questioned it.

19.) Balance everything you see on the tip of your nose, fingers, on your forehead, and top of your head while singing the circus song.

Elfman won with 14 cups, Bisca's hat, a deck of cards, and his sisters, even while dodging Natsu's punches.

20.) Start singing songs through a megaphone in the courtyard of Kardia Cathedral

The whole Fairy Tail guild joined in on an impromptu concert of Christmas carols. In August.