Bugger off, Brits

Inspired by Weary Wizard, It's My Life, A Brave New World and many others!

Yes I'll admit this idea is over used, but all of them are different, if only in minor details. I wanted to try to write one. I don't own Harry Potter, or I wouldn't be writing this.

Harry sighed as he leaned back in his horrible bed. All he could think of was Cedric, and the horrible flash of green light.

He had nothing to get his mind off it, either. It was only two weeks into the summer, and he had already done all of his homework. His friends were mailing him, but the letters were so full of lies, that Harry just gave them a courtesy glance, then changed Hedwig's papers. The only person who wasn't feeding him lies was Sirius, and he seemed as if he was writing through a curse keeping him from telling Harry anything useful.

He was starting to wonder if his friends were really friends, or just people who pretended to be friends for money. Quite a few things were suspicious to him. For example, how Ron's family had the money to go to Romania in his first year, when Ron was constantly complaining about how poor he was. Harry, therefore decided to make a list of everything that had gone wrong, so he could send it to Sirius. If there was anyone who could get him out of this house, it would be one of the legendary Marauders. Unfortunately, Harry didn't quite trust Remus at the moment, as it wouldn't have been that hard to send him a letter before they had met- Sirius could do it, and he was a wanted criminal! Also, Remus hadn't contacted him ever since they had parted in his office at the end of third year. He pulled out a piece of paper, actual paper, not parchment, and a pen and began writing.

Hogwarts

First year

~ Letter was addressed to CUPBOARD UNDER THE STAIRS, yet nobody cared

~ no information on how to get on to the train in first year

~staff is horrible (Snape, Trelawnely, Quirrell, and Binns)

~Headmaster brought the Philosopher's stone into the castle, bait for people who wanted (almost everyone who knew what it could do. Aka Ron)

~TWELVE FOOT MOUNTAIN TROLL in the castle, and 11 year olds found it before teachers

~ Eleven year olds sent out into the forest for something that could kill unicorns

~a DEADLY dog behind a door that could be unlocked by a first year spell

~an ELEVEN year old was forced to kill a possessed teacher (once again, not stopped by the wards)

~Slytherin was given the cup, just to have it taken away, just seconds later (Yes, I'm felling sorry for them, just this once)

~No counseling ever given

Second year

~solid brick wall, forcing the flying car incident

~Incompetent DADA professor (Lockheart)

~Riddle's diary made it past the wards.

~nobody realized Ginny was possessed

~Basilisk was loose and wards\ Headmaster never knew

~Only a 12 year old realized what it was

~Falsely accused of being the "Heir of Slytherin"

~school wasn't closed after the first petrification

~ never sent to hospital wing after fighting a giant poisonous snake

~Attacked by adult minutes after I leave Headmaster's office (Malfoy Sr)

~ No counseling ever given

Third year

~ Incompetent professor (Trelawnely)

~nobody ever noticed that Petigrew was there

~dementors attacked the Quidditch game

~Sirius was never given a trail, and there was no real evidence (Nothing but a cleanly cut finger, and a ripped robe? Seriously! Any trained investigator could tell you that was a fake!)

~Snape knew that night was the full moon, but didn't bring the potion

~Lupin nearly attacked us

~Fudge ordered Sirius' execution without giving him a chance to talk

Fourth year

~ Moody was a fake the entire year, and nobody noticed (he is Dumbledore's friend, and he didn't notice.)

~forced into DEADLY tournament that I didn't sign up for

~ used dragons that could kill for the first task

~people were put into the lake without their consent

~Portkey was able to activate from the grounds

~Wasn't sent straight to the hospital wing after last task

~Cedric died

Other Occurrences

~ Have to live with the Dursleys

~Dobby and the Pudding incident was blamed on me

~Skewed sense of justice in wizard government (Fudge & and floating Marge incident)

~Death eater attack at World Cup

~ I was blamed for the Mordemorse (Um, I was the one who killed Volde. Why would I do it?

~ no paper or pens (which are much better then parchment and quills)

~NOBODY IS TELLING ME WHAT IS GOING ON!

Why all of this? What should I do?

Harry

Harry folded up the paper and put it in an envelope, then gave it to Hedwig. "For Sirius, girl" he told her quietly. She clacked her beak, nibbled a finger, then grabbed the envelope and flew off.

Three days later he got a response. It read:

Harry,

I wish you had told me this earlier. I could of helped. Yesterday I contacted a friend of mine in the American Ministry of Magic. She is going to try to get us both political asylum. That would mean the British wouldn't be able to touch us, I would get a trial, and you would never have to be with the Dursleys again. However, it is a bit hard to do this under Dumbledore's nose. You have a guard on you, and the shift changes every three hours. Tomorrow at 9, the guard is a worthless chap named Mudungus. If you can wait five minutes, then sneak out of the house, Dung will be asleep. I will meet you in the park were I first meet you. Then I will explain more.

Good luck Progslet

Sirius

Harry waited for the next day anxiously. He was afraid that Sirius would be caught, and sent back to Azkaban. That would ruin everything.

Fortunately, 9 o'clock came without any issues, and at five past, Harry put on his invisibility clock and snuck off into the night.