"Epic Rap Battles: Tyler Breeze vs. Daring Charming"
Rated T for mild language
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with WWE, Ever After High or Epic Rap Battles of History. WWE and it's wrestlers are owned by it's chairman, Vince McMahon, Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel, and Epic Rap Battles of History is owned by YouTube. Well, everyone, it's that time again, which means another day, another awesome rap battle fic! This time, we've got WWE and NXT's narcissistic blonde/selfie prince Tyler Breeze taking on Ever After High's most dashing and charming prince of all, Daring Charming! Who'll walk the runway to victory and who'll hide their own pretty face in shame? Enjoy!
EPIC RAP BATTLE!
Tyler Breeze!
vs.
Daring Charming!
BEGIN
Tyler Breeze:
Hey, look at me
I'm walking down the runway
With a selfie in my hand
And a smirk so great
I so can't believe
I have to face you
With an ugly face
That really makes dogs drool
You think you're really charming
Well, I must object
Are you really a prince
Or a Playgirl reject?
No wonder your future queen
Wants to marry you ugly
She'd go with a crackhead
With a stomach so tubby
That was me yours truly
Just now describing you
Your 'beauty' is just a fashion paux
While mine shines through
I've taken lot more selfies
Than I've did kicking ass
What have you done, Daring?
Trying to dress like a lass?
I know I'm really a beauty
And you're just a beast
Who really eats a lot of ass
Just like Fancy Feast
Time for me to put you down
And let you rot
This is Tyler Breeze
Killin' you with a Beauty Shot!
Daring Charming:
Really nice Tyler B
You really wrote that yourself?
I found your rap so depressing
Makes me wanna hang myself
I'm the only ladies man
With a real muscular chest
So why do you wear a vest?
Just to cover your breasts?
No one's gonna be turned on
By your freaky man-boobs
So take your revolting fetish
Down to frickin' RedTube
How dare you trash on my future queen,
The fair Apple White?
She has true beauty and class
That makes me treat her right
What about your girl Summer Rae,
is she really a hooker?
You wouldn't go all the way
If you totally paid her
No wonder I wouldn't let my sis
Go out with you
You definitely have genital herpes
Should I say Type-2?
I'm the true Prince Pretty
At Ever After High
I've nailed Apple, Cerise and Lizzie
They're all so mine
Daring C's the rap master
I'm too legit to quit
So take a selfie of your ass, Tyler
'Cause I totally kicked it.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!