"Epic Rap Battles: Tyler Breeze vs. Daring Charming"

Rated T for mild language

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with WWE, Ever After High or Epic Rap Battles of History. WWE and it's wrestlers are owned by it's chairman, Vince McMahon, Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel, and Epic Rap Battles of History is owned by YouTube. Well, everyone, it's that time again, which means another day, another awesome rap battle fic! This time, we've got WWE and NXT's narcissistic blonde/selfie prince Tyler Breeze taking on Ever After High's most dashing and charming prince of all, Daring Charming! Who'll walk the runway to victory and who'll hide their own pretty face in shame? Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLE!

Tyler Breeze!

vs.

Daring Charming!

BEGIN

Tyler Breeze:

Hey, look at me

I'm walking down the runway

With a selfie in my hand

And a smirk so great

I so can't believe

I have to face you

With an ugly face

That really makes dogs drool

You think you're really charming

Well, I must object

Are you really a prince

Or a Playgirl reject?

No wonder your future queen

Wants to marry you ugly

She'd go with a crackhead

With a stomach so tubby

That was me yours truly

Just now describing you

Your 'beauty' is just a fashion paux

While mine shines through

I've taken lot more selfies

Than I've did kicking ass

What have you done, Daring?

Trying to dress like a lass?

I know I'm really a beauty

And you're just a beast

Who really eats a lot of ass

Just like Fancy Feast

Time for me to put you down

And let you rot

This is Tyler Breeze

Killin' you with a Beauty Shot!

Daring Charming:

Really nice Tyler B

You really wrote that yourself?

I found your rap so depressing

Makes me wanna hang myself

I'm the only ladies man

With a real muscular chest

So why do you wear a vest?

Just to cover your breasts?

No one's gonna be turned on

By your freaky man-boobs

So take your revolting fetish

Down to frickin' RedTube

How dare you trash on my future queen,

The fair Apple White?

She has true beauty and class

That makes me treat her right

What about your girl Summer Rae,

is she really a hooker?

You wouldn't go all the way

If you totally paid her

No wonder I wouldn't let my sis

Go out with you

You definitely have genital herpes

Should I say Type-2?

I'm the true Prince Pretty

At Ever After High

I've nailed Apple, Cerise and Lizzie

They're all so mine

Daring C's the rap master

I'm too legit to quit

So take a selfie of your ass, Tyler

'Cause I totally kicked it.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!