A Random Trip to a Mortal Bakery

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It was a sunny autumn day when Thor went down to the bakery, hoping to get fresh-baked apple pop-tarts, but when he got there, the baker said they had ran out. "We're making them," said the baker. "They'll be done in thirty minutes or so. Although we do have lemon scones. We'll offer you one for free, or you can have a free doughnut instead."

Thor hadn't ever tried a doughnut before, nor had he ever in his lifetime try a scone. He was deciding what to get. Though, he wasn't so sure, so he bought a doughnut and took a free lemon scone.

At that moment, Loki came in demanding the mortals of the bakery for a fresh cupcake.

"Give me a cupcake," Loki bellowed in rage. "or else I will rip out your hearts and feed them to the frost giants-!"

"LOKI!" Thor boomed with interruption.

Loki jumped when he heard Thor's angry voice which was so unexpected. "Thor," said he, smiling in a guilty manner. "Good to see you, brother. I was just stopping by to get a few cupcakes from these pathetic mortals. Very galling they are, yes?"

Thor took a bite of his doughnut. "Humans," he thought. "Mortal? Yes. Pathetic? No. Galling? Sometimes." Suddenly his eyes widened. "By the great beard of Odin!" Thor exclaimed with his mouth full. "Thou sweetly flavored doughnut, 'tis so moist and beautiful!"

Loki lifted an eyebrow. "I demand my cupcake!" He hissed.

"Sprinkles or no sprinkles?" The baker asked.

"Do not question thee!" Loki bellowed.

"Yes, sir. Of course, of course!"

Loki was silent for a moment. "Okay, I want sprinkles," he pouted. "Rainbow please, and peanuts; I like peanuts."

Thor had already finished his doughnut, and he was then taking a bite of his lemon scone. "Thou 'scones' you speak of are scrumptious!" Thor boomed.

At that moment, Loki's cupcake was finally made. When he tried it, he could barely speak. "As the Man of Iron would say," Loki said after he swallowed his first bite. "These cupcakes are TASTY!" As he took a second bite, he could not help, but to faint.

And THAT, my friends, is the story about A Random Trip to a Mortal Bakery!

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