Hello everyone, its mrfuzz90 here. Here's another one of my prototype project here, actually I've been having this idea for quiet some time after reading one punch manga to input on Zero universe, frankly speaking I don't really like Zero no Tsukaima very much because its pretty boring for me.

So I've been thinking, why not input a Hero instead of some normal ppl turn legendary shet with harem crap (this is getting old).

Ahem, sorry that was my only personal opinion. I do not own anything just the writing. Enjoy :D

Chapter 1: Where am I?

Saitama sat watching the breaking news, currently showing a city is being bombarded by some unknown monster. A live reporter wearing a blue safety jacket & yellow hard hat is shown on TV screen, "As you can see, several loud explosions are going off behind me! The damage left by the monster is at an unprecedented scale! The Hero Association is currently analyzing the threat level -Wh-" The TV suddenly went static, no doubt those news reporter are either killed or the camera is destroyed.

"Guess I'll go now."

Without wasting any time, Saitama got up and changed into his hero outfit; plain yellow jumpsuit with a short zipper at the collar and belt, later he pulled a pair of red gloves & boots and finally finished with his white cape. Saitama walk towards the exit and sweep his cape sideway as he was heading out of his house, "Let's go." Saitama crouch down and leap away with great speed towards the incident area.

Jumping over buildings after buildings, he can see a mass amount of debris & craters in front of him. Later on, Saitama with his great vision spotted the perpetrator for this destruction, a purple antennae-monster preparing to crush a crying little girl.

Saitama increased his speed quickly and managed to save the little girl in time before being crushed by the mutated enlarge hand of the purple monster. The monster looked a bit surprised and stares at Saitama, "What are you?"

Saitama gently lay down the unconscious little girl and grin, he stood up with his bored/normal expression and answered "Just a guy who's a hero for hobby."

The purple monster "What…..What kind of half-assed backstory is that? I was formed from constant stream of pollution caused by you human...Vaccine Man!" Saitama still remain silent, he's actually got bored, but bad guys doing introduction is pretty normal, so he wait until he finished talking. He barely paid any attention to what Vaccine Man is talking, until the monster begin to mutate and transform into a giant ferocious purple monster.

When the Mutated Vaccine Man tried to attack him – who's still talking nonstop, Saitama decide to punch it for 2 reasons. First, he got bored of waiting. Second, that monster talked too much for its own good. The monster splatted into pieces upon impact and Saitama realized it's over with a same one punch KO.

"Again…...another fight ends up in one punch….." Saitama drop his knee into ground in despair. "GOD DAMN IT! FUCK!" Saitama scream his voice out, releasing his frustration for not getting any good fight. He decided to head home since staying here won't help anything anyway.

"I'll just go buy dinner and head home,… sigh." Just as he started to walk away, he heard a faint voice.

Suddenly a bright portal appeared in front of him, Saitama was surprised at the sudden appearance of this weird portal. "Huh? What is this?"

Saitama then heard a faint female voice, "Pentagon of five elemental powers, heed my summoning….and bring forth my familiar!"

Saitama's gut instinct sensed that this portal thingy will be troublesome, after hearing the voice finished talking, he tried to walk away but a sudden force tried to suck him into the portal. Saitama tried to endure it by standing firm.

"Kuh! What power, what is this thing?" Saitama saw debris is flying into the portal itself and disappear inside.

'Damn it, if this keeps up the entire city will be sucked in and who knows just how much it can absorb! ... No choice!' Saitama runs into the portal and soon both the portal and he disappeared. He hoped that he had made a right choice.

Meanwhile…...at Tristan Academy of Magic.

A large pentagon-shaped fortress building is seen with each corner had a tower and also a tower located in the middle of the fortress.

At a grassy green open field, many young looking people with capes of various colour and wands populated the area.

Each of them swung their wands and lot of creatures materialised out of the thin air, from birds to dragons.

"Is everybody else done?", a bald wearing spectacle-middle aged man who wears a long coat and carries a wooden stuff said as he look around.

"No, only Louise the Zero is left, Professor." A busty tan-skinned redhead girl said.

The balding professor then walked up to a girl called Louise, a short pink haired girl, "It's your turn, Louise."

"Professor, are you serious?" The redhead girl asked. Other students also murmured regarding this matter as they urge the Professor not to have Louise to do Ritual Summoning as there will be explosion.

"Now, calm down everyone." The bald megane (spectacle) professor said.

"But she's just going to blast everything if she does." a female student said in fear.

"Yeah, I bet she's going to end up another explosion." a male student said immediately.

The professor is about to reply, but Louise just stopped him, "It's okay professor, I won't mess up this time." Louise said, "Shall we begin the Summoning Ritual?"

The professor look at Louise who seems ready, ignoring the rants and disagreement of the other students, he'll let this student to do the summoning. "Yes, you may begin now. Good luck." said the professor as he nodded his head.

Louise nodded her head in reply for her approval, she walk away and positioned herself. 'I won't mess up this time.' Taking a deep breath, she raised her wand, "Pentagon of five elemental powers, heed my summoning...and bring forth my familiar!"

"Hey, what kind of incarnation is that?" another male student said

"Ignore her, just find some co-" a female student said, although before she finish what she said an enormous explosion suddenly knocked everyone down in the immediate vicinity.

Those who got lucky to manage to find cover while the unlucky ones received minor injuries. While a few of them, casted a protections spell to avoid taking damage from the explosions. Like the professor, the redhead girl and also the blue hair girl.

"Damn it, this is why we don't want Louise to cast any spells! She'll just explode anything!" a blonde haired guy said.

"Louise, you're always zero!" followed by a blonde haired with a drill hair looking.

"Just give up, zero", a male student said, "the only thing you're good at is blow something up."

"Yeah, I'll be surprised if she manages to summon a fa-" Before the male student finish, he saw a shadow behind the smoke. "Huh? Professor Colbert, is there something in the smoke?"

The megane professor called Colbert, upon hearing his student about it, he cast a spell which created a wind and the smokes slowly begin to disperse. Once it's clear, everyone including Louise was shocked and dumbfounded after what they saw in front of them.

It was a human, a completely bald human male, wearing a yellow outfit and red gloves and boots as well as white cape. Everything about this human screams 'AVERAGE' especially his face.

The bald human guy brushes himself from the smoke and looks around, and said some language they can't understand.

"So, where am I?" the bald man said with his bored looking expression. Saitama look around with his usual average eyes, 'Okay..., a palace looking hotel, a middle age guy wearing a long ass robe & wooden stick, a bunch of kids wearing cape with wand and few small monster costume…...is this Halloween party?'

Saitama then saw a little girl with pink hair walk towards him with a high and mighty look on her face. He adjusts his head lower to meet the girl gaze, still wearing his usual average face.

"Who are you?" the little girl asks.

"Huh? What're you talking? I can't understand." He answered in Japanese, he can't understand a single word from this little girl talking, was it French or something? How the hell he supposed to understand foreign language?

Saitama then heard loud laugh from a group of student, he took a glance around and back to this little girl in front of him, it seem like they're laughing at her over something. Even if he didn't understand their language but it's crystal clear they're laughing at the little girl in front of him for some reason.

He then saw a bald middle age guy talking to the pink hair girl, the laughter still continue and it's a bit annoying for his ears to handle. Before he wanted to scream 'STFU' to them, Saitama saw the little pink hair girl and the professor walk towards him.

She points her index finger, gesturing him to come closer. Saitama a bit annoyed as it was calling him a dog. With a sigh, he kneel down with his knee under his chin, "Hey, little girl. What you want?"

The little girl expression turn frown and slightly disturbed, then she shook her head wildly and in a second, Saitama let his guard down of what coming after him after that.

The little girl kissed him.

It was an unexpected turn of events; Saitama face became blank after the little girl pulled away from him. 'Did I just get kissed by a little girl? Huh, wait I never had any girlfriend and I never kiss before, does that mean…'

"I'M NOT A PAEDOPHILE, DAMN IT!" Everyone is shocked at Saitama's outburst, and saw him kneel down in despair. The professor and the students are confused about Saitama's sudden outburst.

"I can't believe it, my first kiss is from little girl…..Now everyone think I'm a perverted paedophile or something….." Saitama murmured, he then felt a sudden heat on his upper left palm. It doesn't hurt him as the heat is nothing to him compared to his training time, but curious of it he took off the glove and saw a weird character forming on his left upper palm.

"Huh? What is this thing? Why there's a tattoo on my hand?" Saitama said in panic.

Saitama then saw Professor Colbert walking towards him, he said something but he can't understand what he's saying. The professor raised his hand towards Saitama, the later slightly back off a bit unsure if he's trying to attack him or something. Not like he's worried about it, however Saitama sense no hostility on Professor Cobalt and decide to let him do whatever he's trying to do…..'ok that sentence kind of weird', Saitama thought.

The professor hand placed on Saitama's head, and a small magical circle formed above him. Saitama flinch a bit of sudden jolt and look at Professor Colbert, and surprised afterwards.

"You can understand what I'm talking now?" Professor Colbert asked Saitama.

"Eh? You can talk Japanese?" Saitama asked.

"Nope, I cast a translation spell on you, so you can understand our language." Professor Colbert said, "But it's surprising that a human was summoned as familiar."

"Huh? Summoning? Familiar? What are you talking about and where am I?" Saitama asked Professor Colbert.

"I think your master can answer your questions as the contract has been formed between you and Miss Valliere." Professor Colbert took Saitama's left hand to have a closer look at the Runes. He then nodded.

"Okay, everyone now that everyone has done the ritual summoned, you all can return to your dormitories. Dismiss." Professor Colbert said.

"Hey, I'm not done asking yet…..ah he left." Saitama sigh, he then turned to this 'Miss Valliere' who in return looks away from him.

"Ara, congrats Louise, it seems that you summoned a rather unexpected familiar." Saitama saw a busty redhead skin-tanned girl bouncing her assets. Saitama just remain his blank face because he's too confused to get aroused even though he realise how she stare at his physique.

"Kirche, you….." Louise glare at Kirche.

"Oh, I'm not planning to do anything...for now." Kirche suddenly float in the air causing Saitama a bit surprised as she flew in the air after saying goodbye, so do other students as well.

"Huh, I didn't know people can fly. Are they wearing some special shoes or something?" Saitama asked.

"Hey, familiar! We're going back too, hurry up." Saitama heard Louise as she walks back, this brought the bald hero in question.

"Why you didn't fly like the rest of them?" Saitama ask Louise as he saw her tense up. Still no answer, "You can't fly? Well, it figures. No humans can fly unless they wear some hi-tech shoes or something." Saitama shrug.

"Shut up, and follow me!" Louise fumed, and seems that Saitama had nailed it. He decided to just follow this girl and get some answers to get this over it.

'What did I get myself into?' Saitama thought as he scratches his temple with his average face.

Well, it seem that our OP hero got stuck in different world. I wonder how Saitama can cope with a world of no manga, anime, etc. and being as slave drive for loli girl.

And yes, I used starting plot from anime cause I think its suitable.

I hope this story perk your interest, please leave a review or PM for compliment or critics.

PS: I have no idea what should Saitama do with Deflinger, his punch is more powerful than that legendary talking sword. HELP ME PLS! .