Undertaker

Cassie

Cassie: Think I can get an autograph after this?

Taker: Depends if you survive.

Cassie: Then let me show you what I got.

Vs. Cassie

Taker: Death waits for no one Cassandra.

Cassie: Oh, just 5 more minutes.

Taker: Time's up!


D'Vorah

D'Vorah: The hive will taste your flesh!

Taker: Not if I have anything to say about it!

D'Vorah: We shall take your voice first then!

Vs. D'Vorah

Taker: D'Vorah.

D'Vorah: You will make great food for the hive.

Taker: And you will Rest In Peace!


Ermac

Ermac: Your soul is MINE!

Taker: That's what Tsung and Khan said and look what happened.

Ermac: They were fools, LIKE YOU!

Vs Ermac

Taker: Ermac.

Ermac: We shall beat you.

Taker: time to break some records.


Erron Black

Erron: Dead Man Walking?

Taker: Dead Man Fighting.

Erron: I ment after the match.

Vs. Erron Black

Taker: The Last Outlaw.

Erron: That's what they call me.

Taker: I was talking to myself.


Ferra/Torr

Ferra: Deadman!

Taker: Tell your beast I got a coffin ready for him.

Ferra: Torr Destroy Box!

Vs. Ferra/ Torr

Taker: It's over Torr.

Ferra: Torr say not over!

Taker: We'll see.


Goro

Goro: Undertaker!

Taker: So, it's a Royal funeral you want?

Goro: I'll rip you in half!

Vs. Goro

Taker: A prince of a dead people.

Goro: My People will return!

Taker: Not before you join them!


Jax

Jax: Wrestling's fake!

Taker: Really?

Jax: I'll prove it!

Vs Jax

Taker: Maj. Jackson Briggs.

Jax: Going to stop you Deadman.

Taker: Never done a military funeral.


Jacqui

Jacqui: You were robbed at 30.

Taker: I had a concussion.

Jacqui: Still was robbed.

Vs. Jacqui

Taker: Your father thinks I'm fake.

Jacqui: Because I'm a huge fan of yours.

Taker: That's nice.


Jason

Jason: (comes in dragging a body by metche)

Taker: Hockey season's over!

Jason: (prepares to fight)

Vs. Jason

Taker: You were the one that's been killing people at Crystal Lake.

Jason: (pulls knife out of neck)

Taker: I'll have to stop you.


Johnny

Johnny: UNDERTAKER! Man I'm a big fan!

Taker: Nice to see another creature of the night.

Johnny: Let's spar!

Vs. Johnny

Taker: You remind me of the Miz.

Johnny: Whoa Harsh!

Taker: You're right, I'm sorry.


Kano

Kano: Well, the Deadman cometh!

Taker: Cometh for you Kano!

Kano: Not yet!

Vs. Kano

Taker: Kano!

Kano: Ah, the Deadman.

Taker: Rest. In. Peace!


Kenshi

Kenshi: For whom does the bell toll?

Taker: Blind men.

Kenshi: Is that a crack?

Vs. Kenshi

Taker: Eh, Zatoichi's better.

Kenshi: Harsh!

Taker: Calling it like I see it.


Kitana

Kitana: Show Me Respect!

Taker: Earn it Princess!

Kitana: Very well.

Vs. Kitana

Taker: Princess.

Kitana: Taker!

Taker: Prepare for the Last Ride!


Kotal Khan

Khan: Mark Calloway!

Taker: Kotal Khan!

Khan: Even you have a heart!

Vs Kotal Khan

Taker: The so called Sun God.

Khan: I Am A God.

Taker: What is a god to a non believer?


Kung Jin

Kung Jin: You're about to become a pincushion!

Taker: You're about to go on a Last Ride.

Kung Jin: We'll see about that!

Vs. Kung Jin

Taker: Kung Jin.

Kung Jin: I wonder how many arrows could take you down?

Taker: You don't have enough!


Kung Lao

Kung Lao: Calloway!

Taker: Lao!

Kung Want to see a hat trick?

Vs. Kung Lao

Taker: How do you keep your hat spinning like that?

Kung Lao: White Lotus secret.

Taker: Oh magnets.


Liu Kang

Liu Kang: The Deadman.

Taker: A fallen fighter.

Liu Kang: I'll show you 'fallen'!

Vs. Liu Kang

Taker: Steamboat?

Liu Kang: No!

Taker: You're right, he has more talent!


Mileena

Mileena: Taker.

Taker: Clone.

Mileena: You look good enough to eat.

Vs. Mileena

Taker: The Clone.

Mileena: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Taker: That's what you are!


Predator

Predator: (Clicks)

Taker: I shall give you a warrior's funeral.

Predator: (Roars)

Vs. Predator

Taker: The Predator

Predator: (Roars)

Taker: You are one ugly Mo'Fo!


Quan Chi

Quan Chi: It would be an honor for you to serve me!

Taker: Better men have tried.

Quan Chi: I shall succeed!

Vs. Quan Chi

Taker: Good luck trying to get my soul.

Quan Chi: It will be mine!

Taker: We'll see.


Raiden

Raiden: What are you doing here?

Taker: Looking for a fight!

Raiden: Well, YOU GOT ONE!

Vs. Raiden

Taker: Thunder God!

Raiden: Undertaker!

Taker: What do you want on your tombstone?


Reptile

Reptile: I will tear your flesh!

Taker: You'll Rest In Peace!

Reptile: DIE!

Vs. Reptile

Taker: Orton?

Reptile: You mistake ME for a human?

Taker: Sorry, you're uglier.


Scorpion

Scorpion: Prepare to BURN!

Taker: I'm immune to fire.

Scorpion: Let's Test That Theory!

Vs. Scorpion

Taker: Hattori.

Scorpion: Calloway.

Taker: Time for you to go back.


Sonya

Sonya: Was a fan.

Taker: Was a fan?

Sonya: Ok, still am.

Vs. Sonya

Taker: Gen. Blade

Sonya: Mr. Calloway

Taker: It's over.


Sub Zero

Sub Zero: A deadman.

Taker: A frozen ninja.

Sub Zero: You will freeze!

Vs. Sub Zero

Taker: the Freeze Mizer.

Sub Zero: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Taker: Mr. Ice Christmas.


Takeda

Takeda: Thanks for those tips.

Taker: Like I said, be yourself.

Takeda: Yeah and it worked!

Vs. Takeda

Taker: What's the deal with you and your father?

Takeda: I don't want to talk about it.

Taker: If I beat you, you'll talk to him.


Tanya

Tanya: Undertaker.

Taker: Traitor!

Tanya: You too?

Vs. Tanya

Taker: Traitor's get the worse of it.

Tanya: Then, I guess I'll have to beat you.

Taker: You can try.


Tremor

Tremor: I'll make you a stone coffin!

Taker: Keep it for yourself!

Tremor: But it has your name on it.

Vs. Tremor

Taker: I am going to turn you back into lava!

Tremor: Over my decaying body!

Taker: Deal!


Undertaker

Undertaker: Kane?

Taker: I was going to say the same thing.

Undertaker: You are not Kane!

Vs. Undertaker

Taker: What the hell?

Undertaker: What's the matter? Don't like fighting yourself?

Taker: No because I'm the real Undertaker!


Shinnok

Shinnok: Undertaker.

Taker: Fallen elder god.

Shinnok: I will destroy you!

Vs. Shinnok

Taker: How the mighty have fallen.

Shinnok: I can still beat you!

Taker: You can try!.