A song from Hawkeye ;) I own nothing- Enjoy and please Review!

I hate Adam

If I ever knew a jerk,

and believe me, I've known plenty,

but one who drove me so berserk

I'd contemplate monogamy

I'd say it would be Adam.

Adam, Adam, even the name

gives me the worst of chills

Adam is the only guy

who'd chase me through the hills

I have this whole vendetta,

this grudge planned through and through

and if I ever saw him

I'd know exactly what to do

I'd drive a bullet through his heart

see how he likes the feel

I'd shove some shrapnel in his arm

and an arrow up his heel

I'd throw him in a landmine

bury the guy in a foxhole

and fill it up with TNT

and let the whole thing blow

I'd give him ten thousand burns

one of every degree

and when I tire myself out

I'll take him back with me

To the worst place in the world

the place that god's forsaken,

Korea, land of broken hearts

and everything that's achin'

I'd say, "How does it feel to know

that you're why Henry's dead?

You're why Tommy bit the dust

and BJ's not home instead?

You're what tore this land apart

who makes these people suffer

you're the god damned reason why

young boys must kill each other

You're what drives me up the wall,

what makes me lose my mind,

who took the spring out of our steps,

who took so many lives.

Adam, why'd you do this to us?

Why'd you do this to me?

All because you picked some apple

off of some stupid tree.