Total Drama vs. WWE: The War To Survivor Series

Chapter 2: The PreShow Battle Royal Kickoff, Part 2

Summary: It's the 29th annual Survivor Series where only the strong survive! But this year will be different since Team WWE will face off against Team Total Drama in one epic crossover with twists and turns you will never see coming? Which team will survive? You decide!

Rated T for violence and language.

I do not own any of the characters used in this fanfiction. They belong to their rightful owners. Total Drama is owned Fresh TV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis, and World Wrestling Entertainment and its wrestlers are owned by its chairman, Vince McMahon.


The carnage between both teams was growing very bigger as time went on.

Mostly, the faceoff between Apollo Crews and Baron Corbin was getting to a standstill. But it got cut short when Baron Corbin raked Apollo in the eyes!

Tom Phillips: Ooh, a rake between the eyes!

Byron Saxton: That definitely caught him by surprise!

With Crews blinded, Baron carried him by his shoulders, hoping to eliminate him. But instead, he went to the turnbuckle to hit Snake Eyes on Creed. While he was stunned, Baron ran to the ropes and over again, trying to surprise Apollo with a big boot.

But Apollo managed to duck down and hit Corbin with an enzugiri by surprise!

Byron Saxton: An enzugiri out of nowhere by Apollo.

Corey Graves: I'll tell ya, a kick like that is gonna cause a total headache for Corbin.

Meanwhile, Staci stood face to face with Carlito, who was busy chewing on an apple.

Staci: *to Carlito* Oooh, is that a granny smith apple? That's so amazing! You know my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother Sheila invented Granny Smith Apples! Back then, all we had to eat was nothing but bark and-

However, Carlito suddenly got tired of hearing one of Staci's lies. So instead, Carlito swished his mouth...

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...and spat some Apple pieces of Staci, blinding her to a huge response from the crowd.

Tom Phillips: Well, that didn't feel cool for Staci!

Corey Graves: I bet that felt cool for Carlito though!

With Staci being blinded by apple spit, Carlito capitalized by rushing at her towards the ropes, hoping to pull her off her feet by lifting her entire body over the top rope and onto the floor.

But due to Staci's weight and mass, Carlito needed a little help.

Corey Graves: There's definitely no way Carlito's gonna do this!

Byron Saxton: Not without some help for sure!

Luckily for Carlito, Goldust decided to get a helping hand by trying to lift Staci over the top rope. And so did Jack Swagger, followed by Shelton Benjamin, than Damien Sandow, MVP, Zack Ryder, Mojo Rawley, Matt Hardy, Fandango, Rhyno, King Barrett, Drew McIntyre and Curtis Axel.

That of course, led to a 14-on-1 elimination process. After seconds and seconds of pushing, the entire team got the overweight liar over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her to a huge pop!

Tom Phillips: Well, that finally got her out!

Corey Graves: It might have took the rest of Team WWE to take her out, but they did!

Byron Saxton: Chalk one up for Team WWE!

10th elimination: Staci (Team Total Drama); eliminated by: Matt Hardy, Drew McIntyre, Fandango, Jack Swagger, Curtis Axel, Damien Sandow, Zack Ryder, Mojo Rawley, King Barrett, MVP, Shelton Benjamin, Rhyno, Goldust and Carlito

Right after Staci's departure, Curtis Axel decided to take a breather after all the stamina that he'd lost from eliminating Total Drama's resident liar.

But it proved to be a huge mistake as Laurie swooped in a flying dropkick, hitting Axel perfectly as he flopped over the ropes and onto the floor in elimination!

Corey Graves: Well, chalk one up for Team Total Drama while you're at it too!

Tom Phillips: Consider AxelMania done for the night! He's history!

11th elimination: Curtis Axel (Team WWE); eliminated by: Laurie

Curtis Axel then started throwing a fit at ringside, pissed off that he was out early like that.

After his departure, Justin Gabriel had Ennui at the turnbuckles, nailing him with a 10-punch salute.

Byron Saxton: Justin Gabriel giving Ennui the 10-punch salute there.

Corey Graves: If I was Justin Gabriel, I would not wanna be there right now.

Unfortunately for Gabriel, being on the middle rope was a bad place.

So Ennui managed to swat him off successfully. When Gabriel got up, he was caught out of nowhere when Crimson nailed him a leg sweep, while the same time Ennui knocked him senseless with a heel kick!

Tom Phillips: Ouch! Talk about Total Elimination!

Corey Graves: You might as well get Justin Gabriel a toe tag, because he's D.O.A. here.

Byron Saxton: I think that'll be it for Justin!

Justin Gabriel was not moving from the impact.

With their job done, Crimson and Ennui took Gabriel's unconscious body over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him easily.

Byron Saxton: Looks like I was right!

Corey Graves: Consider Justin Gabriel's night done for!

12th elimination: Justin Gabriel (Team WWE); eliminated by: Ennui & Crimson

After they were finished with Justin Gabriel, Brodus Clay snuck behind the goths and dropped them both with a running shoulder block!

Tom Phillips: Whoa! Talk about getting hit by a Mack truck!

Corey Graves: Yeah, and Brodus Clay became the truck. Turned both the goths into roadkill.

After he let out a huge roar to the crowd, both Crimson and Ennui immediately got up from the impact instantly.

When Brodus turned around however, the goths surprised him with a double dropkick that sent him over the top and onto the floor!

Byron Saxton: Whoa, what an elimination!

Corey Graves: Okay, these goths are not normal!

Tom Phillips: Chalk one up for Team Total Drama!

13th elimination: Brodus Clay (Team WWE); eliminated by: Ennui & Crimson

After Brodus's sudden departure, Jack Swagger ended up body slamming Emma at the center of the upper left corner.

The Real American started pumping the crowd up well enough to go to the other corner, put his hand over his heart, and shouted out:

Jack Swagger: *with Crowd* WE... THE PEOPLE!

And than, he ran to the turnbuckles, hopped on the second post, and before he could hit the Swagger Bomb...

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...Emma pulled out her feet in time, making Swagger eat it!

And if that wasn't enough, Noah surprised Swagger from behind with a out-of-nowhere Backstabber!

Tom Phillips: Right there, Swagger eats a Backstabber!

Corey Graves: He should put an ice-pack on that!

Meanwhile, Mickey did the most foolish thing by hopping on King Barrett's back and gave him a sleeperhold.

Yet it had no effect on King Barrett thanks to Mickey's very light-weight body. But Barrett was still trying to get Mickey off of him hard as he could!

Byron Saxton: Look at the heart Mickey's pulling out from that maneuver!

Corey Graves: Too bad this kid doesn't have brains for sure. He's making a huge mistake.

King Barrett: *shouting* Somebody please get this bugger off of me!

Luckily, King Barrett managed to see Jay catch his breath next to the ropes.

Using his power, King Barrett managed to clothesline Jay over the top rope and onto the floor, while also flipping Mickey over the ropes, taking both of the Adversity Twins out of the match in one swoop!

Corey Graves: Told ya it was a mistake!

Tom Phillips: It's all over for Jay and Mickey there!

14th elimination: Mickey (Team Total Drama); eliminated by: King Barrett

15th elimination: Jay (Team Total Drama); eliminated by: King Barrett

After King Barrett had done his signature "BOOM!" phrase with his elbow (much to the disdain of the fans), Samey (Sammy) was trying to escape out of the Million Dollar Dream that was locked in by Ted DiBiase.

The tighter Ted held onto the hold, the faster Sammy was this close to passing out in point of view. She was struggling to fight back but to no use. The only thing she could do is to raise her foot up backwards and nut kick him, but with the hold still on her, her legs was being so close to weak!

Byron Saxton: He's got that Million Dollar Dream!

Corey Graves: Shades of his hall-of-fame father, The Million Dollar Man!

Tom Phillips: There's no way for Samey to get out now!

Luckily for Samey, she found a way to get out of the hold.

So she and Ted ended up going over the ropes, but yet, Samey hooked his arm and leg on the ropes! Which meant that Ted ended up letting go of her as he plummeted to the floor in elimination!

Byron Saxton: Well, that's one way to get out of the hold.

Corey Graves: Yeah, and it cost Ted big time for sure. No pay day for him!

16th elimination: Ted DiBiase (Team WWE); eliminated by: Sammy

Samey managed to recover at the apron, but couldn't get the chance to when all of a sudden...

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...Amy came rolling in and pushed her sister off the apron to a bunch of loud boos.

Tom Phillips: Oh, come on now!

Corey Graves: Unfortunately, Samey didn't see her sister coming!

Tom Phillips: That's gotta be a tough break for Samey.

17th elimination: Sammy (Team Total Drama); eliminated by: Amy

As chants of 'bulls**t' began to fly across the arena directed at Amy, the evil step-sister took her sweet time to taunt down at her sister from inside the ring.

Amy: *to Samey* How does it feel now, Sparemy? Not so tough now?

Samey: *to Amy* How dare you!

With a smirk, Amy managed to turn around to find the next guy she was gonna hit.

But before she could do that, Samey managed to yank Amy's arm from ringside, trying her best to pull her evil twin sister over the top ropes.

Amy: *shouting to Samey* Hey, get off my arm, Sparemy!

Byron Saxton: Looks like Sammy's not taking her elimination very well!

Tom Phillips: Well, who can blame her?

Corey Graves: *smirking* I pretty much can.

Suddenly, Santino Marella and El Torito saw the whole thing by themselves. They weren't pleased how Samey was eliminated like that.

So with added strength, the master of the Cobra and the Los Matadores mascot decided to team up by pulling Amy over the top rope and onto the floor to a bunch of cheers.

Corey Graves: *complaining* Oh come on, was that really fair?

Byron Saxton: Now Amy's gone too!

Tom Phillips: That should be even for the twins now!

18th elimination: Amy (Team Total Drama); eliminated by: Santino Marella & El Torito

As both Amy and Samey were both being held back by the referees trying not to have a cat-fight from happening, El Torito started shaking his hips while Santino performed his little air trombone pose much to the delight of fans.

Unfortunately for them, they also brought both Crimson and Ennui's attention.

Corey Graves: *to Santino and El Torito* You might not wanna turn around, guys.

Tom Phillips: Apparently, I don't think they seem pleased by Santino and Torito's celebration!

As they turned around, they were horrified by the cold, emotionless stares the goths were giving them.

But yet, they still managed to stay brave about. While El Torito was scraping his foot like an actual bull, Santino brought out his signature Cobra sock and inserted his right arm inside it. Then, he lightly chopped his forearm and elbow socket, forming it into a little Cobra!

Santino Marella: *shouting* COBRAAAAAAA!

As Santino began to strike...

*BOOM!*

Crimson blasted him with a superkick that sent Santino Marella tumbling towards the ropes!

Byron Saxton: Yikes! That's gonna hurt!

El Torito became more unlucky as Ennui grabbed him by the horns.

And then, Ennui picked him up Gorilla Press-style and threw him towards Santino, who managed to catch him. But it was only for a little while as Ennui hit a bicycle kick to El Torito's back, in which the momentum sent both El Torito and Santino over the top ropes and onto the floor with a huge pop.

Corey Graves: And the goths strike again!

Tom Phillips: Talk about killing two birds with one stone! Ennui did just that to Torito and Santino!

19th elimination: El Torito (Team WWE); eliminated by: Ennui

20th elimination: Santino Marella (Team WWE); eliminated by: Ennui

After El Torito and Santino's departure, the entire carnage continued as 40 men continued to brawl.

It wouldn't be any longer before one team was gonna be left standing. With the goths dominating so far, the momentum was definitely on Team Total Drama. If that is, if they can hold it in for long 'til the end.

To be continued next chapter!


Oh, man. Things just got real for sure! Crimson and Ennui are so far dominating! I wouldn't wanna be anyone that tries to go through them next!

Anyway, let's see the eliminations so far!

Heath Slater, Adam Rose, Beardo, Bo Dallas, Leonard, Gerry, Pete, Konnor, Viktor, Staci, Curtis Axel, Justin Gabriel, Brodus Clay, Mickey, Jay, Ted DiBiase, Sammy, Amy, El Torito and Santino Marella.

Will Crimson and Ennui continue to dominate the rest of the Rumble? Will anyone eliminate them for good? You know what to do, bronies! Read, leave feedbacks and subscribe. Until next time, this is UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off for now! Woo Woo Woo, you know it!