Me: Okay, as you guys know, I made this story to be like the original 50 Shades of Grey,

Armin: But not exactly the same

Me: So Im throwing in a bit of my own stuff here and there. This is one of those chapters. Has nothing to do with the original book, but fits into the plotline of the story (expect me to deviate from the path of the originally story a couple of more times) Can I add myself in this chapter? As an OC? No? Okay...imma do it anyway. My story damnit.

Levi: Neko would like to thank a reader for this idea.

Eren: Awhile ago, Annie the Gamer said that Neko should make a kinky chapter with whipped cream and chocolate syrup.

Hanji: Accidentally hitting a yaoi gold mine.

Me: Therefore I decided to make Eren have a certain...attraction to chocolate, which will be beneficial to Levi for a later little bit of fun kinkiness.

Armin: Thank you, Annie!

Annie (from AoT): Huh?

Levi: Not you, you bastard

Eren: Who the fuck invited you?!

Hanji: I did! C'mon, Annie. I want to experiment on you.

Annie: *shrugs and walks off with Hanji*

Hibiki: *runs past and jumps on Hanji* SHE IS MINEEEEEEEEE!

Me: *shakes head and walks away*

Pinkii: Errr, okay? Well, Neko hopes you enjoy and she loves ya. Bye bye.

Song of the chapter: You Da One - Rihanna

Levi wasn't normally absent-minded, believing that everything should be planned out, organized, orderly and clean. Levi often practiced control in these aspects. So much that it practically became a second hand nature to him, as easy as blinking and breathing. But this moment was something else, his thoughts were jumbled and disorderly as his mind tried to process several things, giving itself no time to relax or order itself before it was forced with another task.

Levi found himself at Eren's apartment complex, going up the stairs two at a time as he came to the familiar door. As he reached the royal blue door, he knocked twice. It wasn't too long after that a messy bunch of blond hair and tired sky blue eyes appeared. Glasses resting on the bridge of his nose, pencil tucked behind his his ear, pen pinning his hair with an open text book in hand and a highlighter top between his teeth. Recapping the neon yellow highlighter, he spoke.

"Yes, Levi? Can I help you?" Armin began while placing the highlighter in the pocket of his sweatpants that practically swamped his legs and hung loosely on his waist, covering it was a white tank top that read 'Keep Calm, Im Trying To Study' in black print, followed by a nerdy pair of glasses. Lifting his own glasses and placing them on his head, his eyes scanning the pages of his textbook, he finished. "If you are looking for Eren, he's at work."

Levi mentally had to remind himself that both Eren and his blond roommate were still in college, so it was likely he was studying for his finals. Eren had told him a few weeks before that he would be studying for it. Pushing aside the bit of information Levi mused over what he was going to ask in the first place.

The blond, seeming to be further interested in the inner workings of Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe (from what Levi could see and understand from his upside down angle) didn't really care for Levi's blank expression as he thought.

Organizing his words clearly, he finally spoke. "Yes, I am aware he's at work, Im actually on my way to go and get him, I just had question to ask." Armin looked up from his paragraph telling of how Shakespeare mixed a bit of comedy into the tragedy that is Romeo and Juliet. Sighing softly and rubbing the light bags that had formed under his blue eyes, he murmured a, "lay it on me."

"Does Eren like chocolate?" A silence ran though them both once the sentence passed Levi's thin lips. Armin leaned against the doorframe and pulled the pen out from his hair, letting his held back hair fall carelessly on his shoulder. Mentally noting that it now reached his neck bone and he needed to cut it again. To him, he at the moment looked like Christa's twin brother, making him also remember how they were often mistaken for siblings due to their petite form and seemingly angelic demeanor and tendencies.

Seeing that the blond was now lost in his own thoughts, Levi decided to continue. "I asked him before, but he completely dodged the question. There is this place I wanted to take him for lunch, and apparently their molten lava cake is suppose to be mouth watering." A dark glint swam through Levi's eyes at the thought of Eren's mouth watering while his green eyes shone with excitement. He pushed his dom thoughts aside for the moment as the blond before him appeared to realized that he was asked a question.

Uncapping the pen with his teeth and rearranging the book in his hand, so his hand was easily showing, he gave his answer. "I ot enirey sure. I neaer see im eaing chocolae, bu if e oes ea i, e surey oesn' ea i aroun e. o, ou woul hae o reay ha quesion ono Er en." (Im not entirely sure. I never see him eating chocolate, but if he does eat it, he surely doesn't eat it around me. So, you would have to relay that question onto Eren) Armin said while he began to write 'cut hair again' on his hand in neat cursive. Though it was hard, Levi understood what was said.

Levi drug his hand down his face in a slow and sloppy manner. Sighingly loudly, and cursing under his breath in French, he turned his attention back to the blond who began to quietly reciting Shakespeare quotes.

"Well, thank you anyway, Armin." Levi watched as the blond nodded and began closing the door back. Levi turned and began back down the stairs to his car. He got in and grabbed his phone out of the cup holder he set it in, sending a quick text to Eren

What time do you go on your lunch break?

Setting it back down, he put on his seatbelt, started his car up and pulled out of the parking space before continuing to the road. Driving off in the direction of where Eren worked. Rolling down his windows and enjoying the cool crisp air that filled his black BMWi car, Levi finally allowed his mind to relax and adjust his thoughts. Organizing them in chronological order and of upmost importance.

Mentally rolling his eyes, he recalled Shitty Glasses had commented on several occasions that his brain was a file cabinet, organized to perfection. He didn't have time to consider if the comment was true or not because his phone had lit up with a text from Eren. Pulling up to a red light, he checked it.

10 mins. :/ Ugh. Idk what to get. Y?

Levi almost cringed at how poor the sentence was, but knowing how Eren texted faster and more choppy since he couldn't get caught texting (reason being why they normally texted during a lunch break) he typed a quick response and sent it before setting his phone back in his cup holder and turned right when the light changed green.

Don't worry about it.

Seven minutes later, Levi made it to the Home Depot where Eren worked. After holding the door open for a women carrying four buckets of paint, he walked in and began his search for his brunet sub. After realizing how big the store was, he found Eren's friend, Connie, and asked him where the brunet was.

The male pointed off the the back of the store where all the gardening and planting items were. Levi thanked Connie and began off to the back of the store. It wasn't long after that he found Eren, watering the plants and moving bags of soil to their rightful brands.

"Should the Hibiscus stay here by the Roses or get moved over by the Spider Lily? Both are red, but the scent is what matters." Eren murmured to himself as he watered the Hawaiian Hibiscus flower. Levi quietly walked behind Eren and stood there for a minute. When the brunet didn't notice him, he said,

"You should move the Cherry Blossom to the Spider Lily and the Tsubaki. They are all from Japan, and though the Tsubaki is scentless, the range of pink and red would accent all the flowers together. Making up for the Tsubaki's lack of scent."

Eren turned and smiled at Levi before turning back and reorganizing the flowers to his suggestion. He had no idea that Levi had such knowledge of flowers.

"What brings you here, Levi? I thought you said you weren't free until Friday." While Eren was organizing, Levi watered the rest of the flowers, watching them move softly under the force of water droplets falling on them. "Well, I moved around a few meetings and I had an opening for today."

Eren wiped his hands on his apron and went to move another bag of soil to its stack before moving again to sweep up a bit of dirt that had spilled. "That's good, but what brings you here, out of all places?"

Levi set down the watering pail and turned to the brunet who was throwing away the discarded dirt. "I wanted to take you out to lunch."

Eren turned, brow raised. "Right now?" Levi nodded.

"I look a mess right now. I didn't brush my hair today, my outfit is a mess, and it makes me look like a bum."

Levi stroked his chin, eying the brunet up and down. Eren didn't look bad at all. His hair was a bit messy, but it always looked messy. He had some dark blue jeans and a green sweater. The place wasn't too fancy or casual. So the brunet should be alright in what he was wearing. Not that he would embarrass Levi anyway. "You're fine, let's go."

Levi turned and exited the area, Eren quickly set the broom aside and trailed behind Levi. As they made their way back to the front of the store, Eren told Connie to tell their boss that he went on his lunch break and would be back soon. The male did a nonchalant salute and wished him a good break.

Eren was in love with the décor of the restaurant, it gave off a more relaxed feel than the brunet had originally thought. The walls were wood, but the color was a lavish burgundy color. Yet the finish made it look like a smoky black was added in. The red, a rich hue to the otherwise brown wood. The ground was also wood, this color being a more blackish color instead red. Still very beautiful in Eren's eyes. The overall color was red in black, the tables being red and chairs black. The way the restaurant was set up could be classified as layers. Along the edge of the entire building was booth seats, followed by wide windows. Next over was all the normal tables, varying between seating two, three, four and five. In the center of the establishment was a bar, set also with stools and TVs, as well as other TVs scattered around the restaurant. The far right from where you came in was the kitchen. Straight forward and a right then a quick left would bring you to the bathroom.

"Do you like it? You haven't stopped looking around since we got here." Levi said as they sat down in a booth seat in the farthest left corner of the building. The sight was also beautiful, outside the windows were skyscrapes made of shiny glass, reflecting the image of the sky itself. The day was fairly nice, the sky was pretty much clear, with a few clouds scattered here and there, the temperature was cool and the sun was bright. A perfect day to be out and about.

"Yea," Eren looked back at Levi. "Its really pretty here, and I never saw this part of town before."

Levi set his elbows on the table and interlaced his fingers before folding his hands and placing his chin on his hands. "You don't get out much, do you?"

Eren fingered one of the drawstrings to his hoodie. "No, I get out, just not all around town." Levi was about to speak again, but their waitress showed up and set down their menus. Pulling out her pad and pen, she spoke softly.

"Welcome to The Mashista. Im Neko, and I will be your waitress today. Can I get you two started with some drinks and an appetizer?"

Her voice was soft, a mix between slightly childish, yet intelligent. Her eyes were a deep brown that seem to sparkle in the light of the sun that peaked through the window. They were also slightly big, yet the angle of the ends made it so her eyes looked like she was trying to be secretly seductive. Her hair was a dark brown that could easily been mistaken as black, as it bordered between black and brown, yet some strands of her hair was the same shade of Eren's hair. Her hair was parted so more than half of her hair fell to one side, curled in different sized swirls, stopping at jaw. The other side was brushed and pinned up in the back of her head, along with the rest of her hair. Her skin could be described as either a deep brown, yet lighter than her hair, or a chocolate brown. She wore a black button up shirt, black slacks, a red tie and a red apron tied around her waist.

After surveying the waitress and seeing Eren scanning his menu with eyes as soft as the waitress, Levi spoke. "What would you like, Eren?"

The green eyed male looked up at Levi then the waitress, and back again. Swallowing, he began. "Um, I would like a sprite, as for an appetizer, I'll take whatever Levi wants."

She nodded and deep brown orbs looked over at Levi. "I will have a glass of water and breadsticks as an appetizer."

She nodded and wrote it down. "Okay, gentlemen. I will be back with your drinks and appetizers. If you need anything, just call for me." She smiled, nodded and walked off down the aisle filled with other people.

"What time do you have to be back at work?" Eren finally spoke up after a few moments of comfortable silence, eyes still scanning the menu.

"No time soon. I have a bit of paperwork to fill out and I have a conference at three, but besides that I don't have to be back any time soon." Levi set down his menu, already knowing what he wanted.

Eren let out an aspirated sigh and frowned. "I have to be back in an hour and a half," After thinking for a minute more, he added, "The only reason we get an extra thirty minutes is because there are no good places to eat near Home Depot. Unless you count McDonald's or Burger King, but Im not trying to die early with all the unknowns that they put in their food." Eren set down his menu and wiggled his fingers as if it were something paranormal in the food there.

Levi shrugged softly, amused by Eren's overall body language. "We should be done by then."

As if on cue, the waitress came by and set down their stuff. "Sprite for the brunet." She set it down. "And plain water for the male in the suit, followed by breadsticks for them both." She smiled and pulled out her pen and pad again.

"What would you two like as a main course?"

Eren spoke first. "Can I have a grilled cheese sandwich and French fries please?" Noticing how she almost laughed, he added on. "I don't normally eat out, so when I do I often can't decide. So I pick off the kiddie menu or pick the simplest thing that sounds and looks good."

She put up her hands in defence, chuckling softly. "Same here," She turned to Levi. "What would you like, sir?"

Levi collected both his and Eren's menu. "Chicken alfredo please."

She took the menus from Levi. "Can I interest you in a dessert? Our molten lava cake is our specialty."

Eren looked to Levi for confirmation. "Sure, why not? We'll take that." She nodded once more, wrote it down and smiled.

"I will be back with your orders." Then she disappeared off down the aisle again.

"That was actually pretty good." Eren said as Neko took their plates and set down a big slice of molten lava cake for the males, Levi requesting that they shared it (since he didn't know if Eren liked chocolate or not).

"Im glad you liked it, I will be sure to compliment the chef," She smiled and replaced their drinks before setting down the bill. "That is yours for when you leave. Once again, if you need anything, Im Neko. Just give me a call." She flashed another soft smile, bowed halfway and walked away.

"Here, lean forward." Levi used his spoon to get a pretty decent sized chunk and motioned for Eren to lean forward and open his mouth. After taking the portion he quickly covered his mouth and mumbled. "I wonder what flavor it is."

"Chocolate." Levi said at the same time Eren seemed to recognize the flavor. His eyes widened a fraction, his cheeks darkened and he couldn't re-cover his mouth fast enough before a deep moan escaped.

Levi and Eren both went silent as Eren squirmed softly, eying the chocolaty slice of cake with a new found glint in his eyes.

"Errrr, Eren? Are you allergic-" Eren cut him off with a quick shake of the head, cheeks darkening as he leaned closer again. Voice barely above a whisper, he said, "I-I don't know what it is about chocolate, but it arouses me. I don't know if its the taste, or what, but I just can't get enough."

Eren leaned back in his seat and averted his eyes, cheek burning red. Levi watched Eren while eating a spoonful for himself. It was good, the layers of chocolate were moist, soft and sweet, like Eren, but they weren't enough to have Levi moaning and squirming in his seat. Then again, he wasn't a moaner or a squimer. Even as a sub.

"Do you want some more?" Levi held out another spoonful, smirking as Eren gripped the edge of the table, but accepted another spoonful of the soft cake, letting out another moan. Levi was lucky that no one sat within earshot of them, because the moans that Eren were letting out would surely turn some heads.

"Levi, I can't," Eren began breathlessly after the fifth spoonful. "I can't eat anymore, not right now, not while we're in public."

"Is this why no one has seen you eat chocolate?" Levi raised a brow and held out another spoonful that, despite his protests, Eren ate with a deep groan in return. It was the way it tasted in his mouth, it had every part of his body tingling and jittery. Like a bunch of little electric shocks, teasing every inch of his body, especially in his crotch. When it went down his throat, Eren couldn't help but to let out a noise.

"Mhm." Eren nodded. Levi licked his lips slowly as he had his own spoonful, licking chocolate off his bottom lip, watching as Eren almost melted in his seat.

"Would you eat this if it were only you and I?" Eren nodded swiftly, rewarded with another spoonful. Eren was now trembling in his seat and gripping the edge of the table so hard that his knuckles were white. Checking his watch, Levi saw that he had about twenty five minutes to get Eren back to work, ten when including traffic.

"Alright, then. We can finish this later. Can you stand?" Levi asked while calling Neko over again. Eren looked down at his lap, took off his jacket and covered his lap before shaking his head.

"Yes? What can Neko do for you?" She asked with a smile, making her 'you' sound more like 'ya or yuh'.

"Can we have a to go box for this?" Levi pointed down and the barely halfway eaten cake. Due to the fact he took small spoonfuls while Eren practically inhaled his portion down.

"Of course, sir. Be right back." She walked off to the front somewhere.

"You're hard?" Levi said with a purr as Eren stared down at his lap with a mixture of a glare and a frown.

"Halfway." Was his response.

"Ah, so my sub has a chocolate aphrodisiac then." Levi said before Neko came back and handed him the box for the leftovers. He paid the bill and gave her a ten dollar tip in which she thanked him graciously and told him to return anytime before walking off to help another person.

"Meaning?" Eren said while stretching a bit.

"Same thing you said, chocolate arouses you. This is good to know, beneficial for later." Levi leaned his chin back on his hands and closed his eyes, mentally storing the given information.

"Is that good or bad?"

Levi shrugged. "Depends on how you take it. Good for me, but it varies depending on how I use it on you."

Eren let out another deep sigh before looking down at his lap again. "Good to know. We can go now."

Levi peaked open an eye and nodded before standing, Eren following him with the box of cake at hand. They made their way to the exit and waved Neko goodbye, promising to come again.

Me: Shitty ending? Perhaps, but I liked it. Btw the building its pronounced Ma-she-sta. I made it up.

Levi: You only liked it cause you added yourself in.

Me: No, it was good because I had thoroughly planned everything out before I typed this time.

Pinkii: ...and cause you added yourself.

Me: Okay, yes! Because I added myself. Happy?

Eren: *nods*

Me: Grrr I think I added more detail in explain myself than the damn bulidng they're in. But yea, if you can picture that, that's how I look. Sorta. I plan on cutting my hair, so all that was brushed back will be cut short. I have also been told several times that I sound like Connie from Steven Universe, so meh. I didn't give body size cause of the following reasons: 1- it doesn't matter, 2- isn't your business, 3- I don't think Pinkii would take too kindly to that. She has threatened to stab several people with a pen, a fork and a pair of scissors because they either touched my hair, stared at my boobs, or flirted with me. Hibiki has also treated to stab a boy cause he moaned my name.

Pinkii: *grabs knife* He...What?!

Me: So yea, body description is never gonna happen. Off limits.

Pinkii: *hugs me possessively* Damn straight.

Hibiki: But you aren't. Neither of you are. I don't think anyone in these intros and outros is. We are a rainbow of sexualities.

Armin: IM A SPARKLY UNICORN! I PISS GLITTER AND SHIT CUPCAKES!

Me: Pinkii, what the fuck did you do?

Pinkii: *laughs nervously* Uh...nothing?

Hanji: I think Armin snoterd a line of powdered sugar.

Armin: COME ON, WENDY! WE'RE OFF TO WONDERLAND!

Eren: What the hell, Armin.

Me: Ummm...alright? Anyway, over my break, I typed up a checklist to all of stories, so I now know how,many chapters are left in each story.

Levi: Heartbeats like Drums has 36 left. My Ticking Mind has 15 left. Guardian has 27 left. 50 Shades of Riren had 13. It now has 12 left. (Results may vary)

Me: And a new story is coming out, which I will start writing, but wont post until I finish either 50 Shades of Riren or My Ticking Mind. It will be called Lover's Society (possibly more). That has 28 chapters. After that, I will begin another book called Fanboy and I will start the next 50 Shades book, Riren - 50 Shades Darker. Has a nice ring to it, eh?

Hanji: Neko has planned all of this shit out cause she has nothing better to do.

Me: Nuh uhn! Im drawing a character to certain Tarot cards. First is Death. I already drew Hanji for the Moon which means deception of peace. (More or less)

Eren: Why?

Me: Because!

Levi: Because...what?

Me: Because I fucking wanted to.

Hibiki: Ummm, no offense, Senpai, but...you are lame.

Me: So are you, Kohai.

Hibiki: *eating Gravy* I know.

Pinkii: You are both lame.

Levi: All three of you are lame.

Pinkii: Fuck you.

Levi: Fuck Neko.

Me: *coughs* what?!

Pinkii: Fuck Eren.

Eren: *coughs* huh?!

Hanji: Both of you shut the fuck up!

Hibiki: Please! Bloody hell, I didn't need to hear that.

Armin: Hibiki, fuck Hanji.

Hibiki: You little-

Ciel: Stop! Fucking hell, this is unnatural!

Me: Says the 13 year old with a demon butler.

Ciel: Says the girl who is as straight as her rainbow blanket and pillows, and writes gay fan fictions all day.

Sebastian: Burn.

Everyone: *awkward silence*

Me: *clears throat* Well then...um. I hope you liked it. Don't forget to review. Love ya. Bye. *walks away*