Author's Note: Hey guys! It's sooo good to see you again! I am really sorry for not updating sooner. I have a piano test and have been studying. Thanks to all the people who reviewed! (Ps, thx to IHeartHeroesOfOlympus for an idea for the second article!) If you guys want me to recommend your story, you can PM me, and I might include it in one of my articles!
Disclaimer
S: Hey Ja-
Leo: -mes Dean daydream look in your eye,
And I got that red lip classic thing that you like,
And when we go crashing down, we come back every time,
'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of STYYYLEE!
(Style by Taylor Swift)
Calypso: LEO!
Leo: *gulp*
S: I was just trying to say hi to Jason! Jeez! Anyways, Jason, what's up?
Jason: Nothing, I was just building a shrine for Kym.
S: Nice! Can-
Calypso: LEO COME BACK HERE SO I CAN BASH YOUR FACE IN WITH A FRYING PAN!
Leo: I don't want to!
Calypso: GIVE ME BACK THE HEPHAESTUS-200-ULTRA-VIOLET-GRENADE-MISSILE!
Leo: No
*the two proceed to chase each other around the United States*
S: Meh. That's a daily occurrence anyways. Jason, are you still there?
Jason: Yup!
S: Can you say the disclaimer?
Jason: Sure! Sapphire Aquamarine doesn't own PJO or HOO, only the storyline! Anyways-
Piper: Jason! Why are you late for our date again? *drags him off to a fancy French restaurant*
S: …
Percy Jackson Does His Homework! – Hermes, corrected by Athena
Read the title. 'Nuff said.
Comments: Happy (All) Upset/ Offended (None)
Poseidon – Hahaha! That's funny! But no, what were you realy doing, Percy?
Percy – I was doing homework.
Poseidon – Hahaha! That's funny! But no, what were you realy doing, Percy?
Hermes – Read the title, Poseidon.
Poseidon – Noooo, it can't be true! How could you betray me, Percy?
Percy - …..?
Athena – I am so happy that someone knoew how important knowledge is!
Ares – Oh yeah, where's the sunny twerpy medic?
Artemis – I had Hephaestus ban him from the column.
Hephaestus – Yeah.
Athena – Back to the topic….
Percy – Oh, I only did it because Annabeth somehow convinced one of he Hecate campers to charm the homework to stay with me until I finished it.
Annabeth – You knw it's for your own good.
Percy – I still don't like math.
Annabeth - *Sigh*
Athena – Speaking of doing homework… Nananananananana!
All the gods except for Poseidon - ?
Poseidon – Noooooooo!
Hermes – I don't get it.
Athena – When somebody does their homework, it automatically transfers them into my domain.
All the Gods – Oh.
Thalico! – by Aphrodite, corrected by Athena
If you don't know what Thalico is (Artemis, I'm talking to you,) it is just the CUTEST forbidden couple ever! It is ….drumroll….. Thalia Grace and Nico di Angelo!
Comments: Happy (Aphrodite) Upset/ Offended (Artemis, Hades, Zeus)
Hermes – You are so in for it, Aphrodite.
Artemis - ….
Hades - …..
Zeus - …
Poseidon – I think we should run…..
Artemis – APHRODITE YOU ARE SO DEAD!
Hades – HOW DARE YOU THINK OF MY PRECIOUS SON WITH THAT GROSS SLIMY LIGHTNING BRAT!
Zeus – MY DAUGHTER WITH THAT DEATH OBJECT IS UNTHINKABLE!
Hades – HOW DARE YOU CALL MY SON THAT!
Zeus – HOW DARE YOU CALL MY DAUGHTER THAT!
Artemis – THALIA IS A HUNTER! *leaps at Aphrodite*
Hades – MY SON IS DATING! *leaps at Aphrodite*
Zeus – NO ONE DESERVES TO BE WITH MY DAUGHTER! *leaps at Aphrodite*
Aphrodite – AUGHGHGHGHH! NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE! NOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL MAKEUP! *sobs*
The rest of the gods - ….
Hestia – Let's move on to another…. Less tentative subject.
Recommended Fanfiction of the Week! – Athena
This week's fanfiction is….. Olympus Weekly, by Mysticalxx! (AN: This is an actual, wonderful fanfic. Please check it out!) This is a wonderful piece of literature, with mostly correct grammer!
Comments: Happy (Athena) Upset/ Offended (The other gods)
Zeus – How dare the mortals think I am so petty!
Hermes - *mumbles* Actually, we all are.
Athena – However, it is still wonderfully written!
Poseidon – You can tell that they like me the best!
Hera – No, they like me the best!
Hephaestus – Hahaha! So funny! No one likes you, Hera.
*People all over the world cheer*
Artemis – Who cares what those mortals want?
Athena – We should have a poll!
Dionysus – Tee hee hee! Pnk Fwufy Yunocorns dacing in ze renbaw! Anita, whazza pall? *faints*
Ares - ?
Athena – He's drunk. And a poll is where people vote!
Demeter – He should eat cereal. Everyone needs cereal!
Hades – No one needs cereal, deranged woman!
Demeter – Yes they do!
Hades – On yeah? Care to take me on a bet?
Demeter – Bring it on!
Hades – Fine! I want you to take back all the cereal in the world for a week and see what happens!
Demeter – What?! Everyone is going to die!
Hades – Oh, no bet? Hmph. I knew you were just a chiken!
Demeter – Fine! But only if you don't accept the poor souls that die because of that!
Hades – Deal.
Demeter – Deal.
All of the Gods - ….
Athena – So, about that poll… I'll set it up next week!