I decided to add another chapter to this fic. Okay, so Robin would have learned about 'it' in sex ed classes, but for the sake of this fic let's pretend he hasn't. (little hint what this is going to be about) Enjoy!

Batman and Robin walked into the Batcave and were still arguing.

"You are the one who agreed to the darned photo shoot in the first place! So who's really to blame?"Robin said while turning around to face Batman.

"I never agreed to those pictures. I said only appropriate photos should be taken, and those definitely weren't." Batman said. In reality, he was worried that the perverts of Gotham would jump his son. Not that Robin couldn't handle himself, but as his adopted father he worried about these types of things.

"Well I didn't want to take them either! I felt uncomfortable posing like that and the photo lady kept giggling and I have no idea why!" Robin shouted. Batman raised an eyebrow (I know, he's not known for showing emotion).

"You don't know why she was giggling." Batman stated monotonously. Robin shook his head.

"I don't understand! Why do girls do that?" Robin said. Batman sighed.

"I should have informed you about this earlier. Robin, it's time we have 'The Talk'." Batman said. He has been prolonging this day for years now, and it couldn't wait any longer.

"'The Talk'? What's that about?" Robin asked. He was really confused. What was Bruce on about?

"Come sit down" Batman sighed and moved to sit down on a couch.

"Um, okay." an unsure Robin said sitting opposite of Batman. Batman sighed again.

"You see Robin, when a female and a male have deep feelings for each other…."

-Line Break-

-Back at Mount Justice-

Artemis had just returned from a convenient store in Gotham and was now flipping through a certain magazine while lounging on the couch. Kaldur and Superboy were training and Wally was in the kitchen eating some freshly baked burnt cookies. The only other person currently in the room was M'gann, who was watching a cooking channel.

"He just keeps getting hotter and hotter." Artemis stated. M'gann turned to look at her.

"Who?'' M'gann asked, having forgotten about earlier.

"Dick Grayson, of course." Artemis said. M'gann moved to look at the photo in the magazine. It was the same from earlier with Dick standing in the ocean.

"Hmmm," M'gann said. Artemis raised an eyebrow.

"What is it?" Artemis asked.

"You know, it may just be me, but there something I didn't notice earlier." M'gann said while squinting at the photo.

"What? That he's drop dead gorgeous?'' Artemis looked at M'gann weirdly.

"No. Well, yes, but that's not what I'm trying to say."

"What is it then?'' Artemis demanded. Instead of answering, M'gann placed her index finger over Dick Grayson's eyes in the photo. Artemis's eyes widened.

"Look familiar?"

-With Batman and Robin-

"And that's how you and everyone else was born." Bruce finished. Robin stared at Bruce with his mouth opening and closing.

"I-I didn't need to know that!'' Robin sputtered.

"Yes you did. Hormones can lead to stuff like this so you need to know this information." Batman said.

"Well, yeah. But you didn't have to explain in so much detail!"

"You need to know every step of the process for when the time comes." Batman said. Maybe explaining exactly how it works wasn't the best idea. "Anyways, You need to get back to Mount Justice to train." Batman said while heading towards the Zetabeam. Robin sighed and followed.

When they got to Mount Justice they saw Artemis questioning a terrified Wally while M'gann was trying to reason with her.

"You knew that Dick Grayson was Robin?!" Artemis shouted.

"Well, um, you see-" Wally was cut off by a grunt from Batman.

"What is going on here?" Batman demanded. He already had a pretty good idea, since he was the world's greatest detective and all.

"Batman…...and Robin." Artemis said and her eyes narrowed. Faster than anyone thought possible, Artemis tackled the Boy Wonder and pinned him to the floor.

"What's up, Grayson?'' She sneered. "Those photos can't be real, there's no frickin way you of all people have an eight pack." Before anyone could react, Artemis yanked up Robin's shirt. She did a double take then blushed. Wally and M'gann stared at Artemis with wide eyesSuddenly, Artemis was thrown off of Robin by Batman and she hit the couch. Robin stood up with a heavy blush on his face. He quickly pulled down his shirt and glared at Artemis. Batman joined in on the glaring before turning to Robin.

"See, this is what I was concerned about. There are perverts everywhere, so you have to be careful." Batman said.

"I-I'm NOT a pervert!" Artemis sputtered. "I was just a…" She was at a loss for words.

"Yanking up my shirt because you wanted to see if I really had an eight pack." Robin said while glaring at Artemis again.

"Pervert." Wally snickered and Batman glared.

"Enough out of you. It seems we need to have a talk. All of you come with me." Batman said to M'gann, Artemis, Wally, and Robin.

"You appear to have figured out Robin's secret identity, though Wally already knew, now I have to ask you to keep this information confidential. I shouldn't have to explain why. Now as for you" Batman turned to face Artemis. "If you ever sexually assault my son again…." he let his voice fade out and glared at her. This did the trick, and Artemis nodded because she was too embarrassed to do anything else.

"Now I have to get back to League Headquarters. You four get to work." Batman stood up and left. An awkward silence settled across the room. M'gann cleared her throat.

"So you're the Dick Grayson, huh?'' She said awkwardly. Robin nodded.

"I can't believe I said all of those things about you." Artemis said.

"Changing your mind since you realized who it was?'' Robin smirked.

"Either way she's a pervert.''

"WALLY!"

Well, the endings not my best work, but oh well. I was listening to Unravel from Tokyo Ghoul while writing this. Do you know how hard it is to write a funny fanfic while listening to a song that makes you want to cry? Anyways, hope you enjoyed!