I wanted to put a double space between each of the days, so it doesn't look run on... but fanfiction doesn't seem to be letting me do that...
On the first day of Christmas, please Santa give to me….
"A pair of freakin phoenix wings!"
On the second day of Christmas, please Santa give to me…
"A good home for this parrot..."
"And a pair a freakin phoenix wings!"
On the third day of Christmas, please Santa give to me….
"Pi to the thousandth digit"
"A good home for this parrot…and bunny."
"And a pair of freakin phoenix wings!"
On the fourth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me…
"More candy than I can bear!"
"Pi to the thousandth digit"
"This turtle needs a home too…and this chameleon."
"And a pair of freakin phoenix wings!...I'm talking like 12 foot wingspan here…"
On the fifth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me…
"Fiiiiive solid goooooold!...guitars…"
*eating candy* "More candy than I can bear!"
"Pi to the thousandth digit"
"A-and this puppy, and cat, and snake…and-"
"And a pair of freakin phoenix wings!"
"Twilight, how would you get Pi to the thousandth digit anyway? That's not exactly a gift…"
"How is being able to get Pi to the thousandth digit NOT a gift Dash?"
"…Touche…"
On the sixth day of Christmas, please Santa give to me…
"Six more apple ciders…I like cider."
"Fiiiiiive solid gooooooold!...guitars."
"More candy….than I can….bear"
"Pi to the thousandth digit"
"Oh please just open your heart and give them-"
"A pair of freakin phoenix wings!"
"Sunset, don't you think you're being a little greedy?..."
"Says the girl who wants five SOLID gold guitars…."
On the seventh day of Christmas, please Santa give to me….
"A rare ruby diamond"
*finishes up the last of six ciders* "Six more apple ciders.…"
"Fiiiiiive solid- you know what, maybe I am being a little greedy….They don't have to be ABSOLUTELY solid…they can have a few traces of wood here and there…"
"BRRRAAAAAAP" "It's…..more candy….than I can….bear"
"Pi to the thousandth digit"
"How about world peace?...Then everybody's-"
"A pair of freakin phoenix wings!"
How come YOU always get to finish the song with YOUR line?"
"That's what happens when you're the most popular character in the show Dash…"
On the eighth day of Hanukkah, the maccabees gave to me…
"Whoooah, whoah, whoah! How did we get from Christmas to Hanukkah?"
"I'm just trying to include everyone…" Lauren Faust replied from above.
"We don't even know anything about Hanukkah!"
"Actually Dash," Twilight interrupted.
Hanukkah is when the Jewish people celebrate the re-dedication of the temple that used to stand in Jerusalem to God after it had been defiled, and the Maccabees took it back.
The menorah needed to be lit for eight days for the re-dedication, and there was only enough oil for one day. But despite that, it burned all through the eight days. It's a popular tradition to eat greasy food through these days, as the grease symbolizes the oil."
Pinkie stared at Twilight.
"Are you telling me that celebrating Hanukkah gives you a free pass to eat nothing but junk food for eight STRAIGHT days?"
"I…guess you could look at it that way…"
Pinkie suddenly pulled a Kippa out of nowhere, and put it on her head.
"Oy Vey!"
On the eighth day of Hanukkah, the Maccabees gave to me…
"The magic to speak English"
"Ooooh, how about a sapphire too?"
"Don't try and tell me ah've had too much…A'hll tell ya'll when ah've *Hic*…had too much…"
"Fiiiiive normal guitars!...Are you HAPPY Sunset?..."
"Oooooh, it's a good thing it's already the eighth day of Hanukkah…"
"Pi to the thousandth digit"
"….Maybe just-"
"A pair of freakin phoenix wiiiiiings!...Your loss Dash. I never said I was changing mine…"