Here is something I decided to try out. I'll probably only write one more chapter for this story. Enjoy.
It was another dark and stormy night in London, the year of 1891.
Our heroic detective was trying hard to find out exactly who had been murdering so many poor, innocent individuals.
All our Hero had for company was a yellow bird and a board full of pictures.
There were so many, yet so few clues. A tree, a chapter book, keys, bags of food, a screw, and a lone bottle cap. Our Hero was driven insane by how much the answer seemed as if it should be right in front of him.
Of course. It was so simple. How could our Hero not have seen it before?
The clues, the way the bodies were disposed of. Our Hero immediately knew that the murderer was, in fact, his oldest rival.
This was when our Hero realized that his dear Fifi was in danger. He didn't care if she wanted nothing to do with him at the moment. He needed to get her out of the date she was on with the murderer.
Our Hero had no idea how he would get all the way across town in order to warn Fifi. Then, he turned to his yellow bird friend and instructed him to fly to Fifi and warn her about our Hero's terrifying discovery.
The yellow bird sets off in the skies so he can save Fifi.
Meanwhile, Fifi was on a date in the Nemesis' humble abode. She was honestly unsure if this was a real date or if she was only mad at our Hero. The Nemesis slipped out of the room to go do, Fifi honestly had no idea.
Then, Fifi heard a rap a tap at the window and glanced over to see the yellow bird she knew was close acquaintances with our hero. Fifi decided to open the window and see what the problem was.
Through some seemingly incomprehensible gibberish, the yellow bird was able to communicate to Fifi that our Hero had discovered that the murderer lose in London was none other than the Nemesis. At first, Fifi dismissed this idea, claiming that our Hero was only upset and blindly accusing the Nemesis out of jealousy.
But, then Fifi reconsidered things. She remembered every other case our Hero had ever taken. He always refrained from accusing the Nemesis, since no evidence was ever available. No matter what the Nemesis had recently done, our Hero never accused him before or after the case. He was a good detective.
This made Fifi fear that our Hero may be right. There may be enough evidence to point to the Nemesis being London's latest murderer.
Then, the Nemesis came back into the room, holding an impressive knife. Fifi had no time to think. She simply leaped out of the open window in order to escape death. Unfortunately, this simply presented a new way for Fifi to die.
Fortunately, the yellow bird was able to quickly grab Fifi and lower her safely to the ground. Fifi gave the yellow bird a friendly look, essentially meaning "Thank you".
But, Fifi heard commotion from upstairs, making her realize that the Nemesis was quickly coming after her. So, with no other option, she ran.
She ran. Ran as fast as she could. While she thought she was running nowhere in particular, she was actually running towards the home and workshop of our Hero.
Meanwhile, immediately after sending out the yellow bird to warn Fifi, our Hero had starting running towards the home of the Nemesis. So, it did not take long for our Hero and Fifi to bump into each other.
There were mixed reactions. Our Hero was happy and relieved that Fifi was alright. Fifi was not exactly happy to see our Hero since she was still mad at him, but was still relieved to see the one that could stop the Nemesis.
Speaking of the Nemesis, that is exactly who our Hero sees running alongside the road. Our Hero instructs the yellow bird to distract the Nemesis while he thinks of a plan.
The yellow bird thinks that the best way to distract the Nemesis was to fly above him and try not to get stabbed.
Meanwhile, our Hero ran along with Fifi right behind him, trying to think of what to do. Then, he saw some barrels hanging from a balcony on a nearby building and got an idea.
Whilst being distracted by the yellow bird, the Nemesis received a cat call from our Hero. This made the Nemesis mad to no end, leading to a charge. This was a big mistake.
Our Hero was standing by a rope. A rope that our hero pulled. This rope led to barrels overhead our Hero to fall and crush the Nemesis, covering him in olive oil. This caused the yellow bird to laugh hysterically.
Not soon after, the police showed up and put the Nemesis in the hands of Johnny Law. The police chief thanked our Hero for his commendable effort and bravery.
Then, our Hero turned to Fifi, whom had begun walking home after the police showed up and made sure she was OK. Our Hero ran after Fifi, desperately wanting to apologize and embrace his true love again.
Our Hero stopped a few feet in front of Fifi. Fifi stopped in her tracks, clearly annoyed that our Hero stepped right in front of where she was walking. Our Hero pulled some flowers out of thin air and presented them to Fifi with a goofy look on his face. Fifi looked confused, unsure if she should forgive our Hero. Then, our Hero looked at Fifi with that special look on his face. That look that made Fifi remember why she fell in love with our Hero in the first place. Fifi chucked the flowers and placed a kiss on our Hero's lips, which our Hero gladly reciprocated.
Truly, all was right in London again.
"Are you serious," Lucy screamed as she read over Snoopy's latest novel, "A dog serving as London's greatest detective? That's even more stupid than a dog serving as a fighter pilot. This is now the dumbest thing I've ever read." Lucy crumpled up the story and dropped it into the grass.
Out of anger, Snoopy then threw the typewriter he used to write his stories at Lucy's head, knocking her to the ground. This, of course, got a laugh out of Snoopy and Woodstock.
But, the joke ended when Lucy seemed as if she would strangle Snoopy. Snoopy then jumped off of his doghouse and ran into Charlie Brown's house.
Snoopy was so confused as to why Lucy was so mad or why she hated his story so much. It's not like Snoopy was meant to be the next Stephen King. He was just writing little personal stories that were meant to service himself. Really, he made those books because he was lonely.
Although, he did have Woodstock, his yellow bird bud, Charlie Brown, the boy who fed him, and Lucy, whom Snoopy only saw as Charlie Brown's roommate. But, there was still someone missing from Snoopy's life: Fifi.
Snoopy had no female companion whom he could spend his dog years with. No female companion whom he could prowl the neighborhood with, share his food with, sleep on his doghouse with, and even bicker with. Snoopy wanted a female dog he could spend his time with whom would enjoy spending her time with him. A companion with whom he could spend his many dog years with. Why couldn't he find this female companion? Why aren't there any other families in the neighborhood with dogs?
"Hey Snoopy," Charlie Brown shouted, "Come check it out. There's a new family moving in."
This got Snoopy interested. We're they nice? Did they have nice blankets? Were they fast runners? Did they have nice food? Snoopy couldn't take it anymore. He knew he had to check it out. So, he followed Charlie Brown & Sally outside.
Snoopy was enthusiastically running to see the new neighbors. Unfortunately, all of the kids in the neighborhood had done the same thing. By the time Snoopy got to the fence of the new neighbors' house, all of the other kids gathered around the fence to catch a peek at the moving van.
"I hope they have a love of Beethoven," Schroeder hoped.
"I hope they're like everybody I know," Sally wishes, "I like e reunify in my life."
"No way," Lucy contrasted, "I hate everyone in my life. I hope this new kid isn't anything like any of you."
While all of the kids were talking about what they hoped the new kid would be like, Snoopy was searching for a vantage point that would allow him to see the new kid clearly. Eventually, he hopped on top of Charlie Brown's head and was able to see over the neighbor's fence.
"Hey everybody," Linus observed, "Look what just came out of the moving van."
Then, everybody looked and saw a kennel that had been opened laying in the front of the opened moving van. Looking just a few feet away, everyone saw a female beagle brushing herself off and beginning to walk towards the house.
Snoopy couldn't believe his eyes. A female beagle. And she was so pretty. Snoopy's heart started racing. Snoopy's eyes dilated. Snoopy was becoming smitten.
No. Snoopy couldn't let himself go through this again. He had to remember Genevieve. He had to remember the anguish and upset.
But Snoopy couldn't help himself. Snoopy was getting the butterflies. Snoopy fell off of Charlie Brown's head onto the ground. Snoopy was in love.