Hello there people! How are you all doing? Good I hope! So, I hear you all saying, Fanwriter, what the shit man? Who haven't you updated this fic for such a long time and to be honest...I forgot, lol. Sorry about that, but I remembered it now and I got around to updating so those of you who enjoy this fic can rejoice. Well, I hope you all have a good day, bye!

The next day was quiet compared to the past days, mainly because the boys had the day off and could leave the prison for the day. Kiyoshi was out on his date, not that anyone but Naruto and Takehito knew about it. Takehito was out getting his new toy that he was looking forward to adding to his collection back home. The rest of the prisoners were out and about, doing what they wanted for the day. Naruto however had work today, for you see...there was a track meet today and he was tasked with overlooking the event. It annoyed1 him a bit since he had plans with Hana today.

"Cheer up Naruto, I am sure we can do stuff later tonight." Hana said as she stood next to him. She had offered to help him, mainly because she didn't want one of those track girls to hit on him.

"Yes, we could go out for some ramen." Naruto said as he started to drool a bit. Hana sighed, it seems like his ramen addiction wouldn't be going away any time soon. She had tried to rid him of it in the past, but it never worked, he would find ramen one way or another.

"Don't you ever get tired of ramen? I mean, it's good and all, but it's also unhealthy." She questioned. Naruto gave her a look of betrayal, how dare she say that ramen was unhealthy!

"Hana...ramen is the food of the gods! Such a thing cannot be unhealthy!" He stated, defending his ramen from his girlfriend's harsh comment about it.

"Ok then, you can sleep on the couch." She said with a straight face. Naruto immediately dropped to his knees. Ever since they started to share a single room and the same bed, they hated sleeping alone, Naruto more so.

"Forgive me!" Yes, Naruto was already whipped. It seems Naruto was not willing to sleep alone after spending a few days with her.

"If you stop eating ramen for a week, then yes, I will forgive you." She countered as a dark cloud formed over his head. Damn, this was one tough decision. Ramen or sleeping on the couch...sighing, he hung his head in despair.

"Fine, I'll stop eating ramen, but only for a week!" He answered as Hana beamed at that and clapped her hands together.

"Excellent! I'll make you some healthy food for the whole week!" She said happily as Naruto paled.

"W-Why don't you leave the cooking to me?" He asked, but broke into a full sweat as Hana gave him a dangerous smile.

"You cook every time! Let me cook for you!" She stated as Naruto gulped. Hana was many things, but a good cook? You would have a better chance of bringing a dead man back to life.

"S-sure!" He answered as he tended to the needs of the athletes, who tried to make a pass at him, but one murderous look for Hana scared them all off. The day was going fine, the other guys had some time off today and Kiyoshi was on a date with Chiyo. To be honest, he didn't understand her. She was Mari's sister, but the way they both acted was completely different. Whereas Chiyo was kind and understanding and even forgiving, Mari was downright brutal and was obsessed with maintaining order through force and fear.

"Naruto, did you meet with the headmaster? He wanted to talk to you about something." Hana questioned. The headmaster had pulled Naruto in to talk about something.

"Yeah, he needed to give me some paperwork." Naruto answered as he kept watch. The headmaster was...a strange man. He was the father of Chiyo and Mari. The man talked as if he was in some kind of anime or manga. However, that wasn't the strangest thing about him. The strangest thing about him was that the man was a pervert, a massive one.

"That's one strange family. The fathers a pervert, the youngest daughter is kind hearted and the oldest is strict and hates perverts to her bones. Wonder what their Mom is like." He thought, but he quickly destroyed those thoughts, best not to think about it. Shaking his head, he went back into one of the tents set up and noticed some of the boys sitting there, mainly Reiji, Shingo and Jouji, who was looking at some ants while coughing up blood. That guy really needs to see a doctor.

"What are you guys doing here?" He questioned as they stiffened.

"W-We are just helping out!" Shingo answered. Naruto however, didn't buy it and started to reach for his Katana. This caused Reiji to freak out.

"We're looking at the girls!" Reiji blurted out before he covered his mouth. Naruto sighed, something's never changed. He sighed once more before he took a seat next to them. The boys were sure that he was going to skin them alive. Being the one who broke, Shingo was the one to strike up a conversation.

"W-What? No threats? No killing us?" He questioned, but flinched as Naruto looked at him.

"You're just looking, nothing too extreme...I think you all have a misconception about me. While I hate perverts, I also know that many of them don't go to the extreme. You guys are teenagers whose hormones are spiking high. I mean come on, 5 guys in a school full of girls. Do you honestly expect to not act somewhat perverted?" Naruto questioned as the boys looked at him in shock.

"So you're a pervert to Naruto?" Reiji questioned.

"I'm a boy and a teenager no less. I just know how to control myself and I made a promise to not to be one. Besides, if I did become a pervert, Hana would beat the living shit out of me." He answered with a shudder. He was strong, but damn did Hana pack a punch. She could be pretty scary sometimes.

"Oh, so even you are scared of something." Shingo questioned but his face went pale as he felt cold steel touch his neck. He looked down to see the blade of Naruto's katana.

"Me? Scared of something? Don't joke around!" Naruto said with a cheerful voice. Oh, he did fear Hana, but the few people that knew, the better.

"W-What? You scared of something? What are you talking about Naruto! You're like the boss man! Who was it that said you're scared of something?" Shingo said nervously, trying to save his skin. Naruto withdrew his Katana and smiled.

"Oh, and one more thing...look at Hana and I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you." Naruto said menacingly, causing the three guys shivered. With that, Naruto took off. His date with Hana would start soon and he was sure the guys could handle things from here. It was only after he was gone did they release their breaths, but then they all blinked in confusion.

"Did he just quote Full Metal Jacket?" They thought.
With Hana and Naruto:

"Ready to go?" Naruto questioned as Hana nodded with a stupid smile on her face. She quickly grabbed his right arm and trapped it between her breasts. The two had left the school and had started their date. Unknown to them however, was the fact that they were being followed.

The Stalkers:

"Lady Mari, I don't think this is a good idea." Meiko stated her thoughts, but stiffened as Mari shot her a glare before turning her attention back to the couple ahead of them. There, in the ice cream shop, Naruto and Hana ate ice cream and chatted away. Mari narrowed her eyes. What were they talking about! And why did she feel so annoyed seeing that stupid smile on Hana's face?!

"I-I d-don't think you should be s-stalking them." Meiko again tried to voice her thoughts, but Mari looked at her as if she had spoken heresy.

"Stalking!? This is not stalking Meiko! We are merely conducting protective surveillance for Hana's sake!" She stated. Meiko however sighed. Right, protective surveillance...as if the blond bodyguard that was eating ice cream with Hana wasn't protective enough. To be honest, she didn't know why Mari was acting like this. Why would Hana needed to be protected when she could easily defend herself?

"Does it have something to do with the Uzumaki?" She thought as watched Mari follow the two around town. Mari had started acting strange from the minute Naruto had spoken up against her. She wasn't as strict and cold towards others, and began to open up to others and started being more honest and honoring her word. Almost as if she was trying to achieve something, but what?! She had known Mari for a long time. Mari was the strong and independent type. She didn't wait for things to be done and she led from the front, but now? She was less active, didn't really supervise the prisoners, and acted strange when Hana or Naruto were brought up. Then it slowly started to dawn on her and her eyes started to go wide.

"Is the president...in love with Uzumaki?!" She thought. Impossible! There was no way that could happen! Mari was never one for relationships and even if she did have feelings for the boy, he was already in a relationship!

"Fuck...this could get complicated..." She thought. She had to stop Mari before she did something stupid.

"Mari, do you like the Uzumaki boy?" She questioned her, forgoing all her fear. She watched as Mari stiffened and look to the ground. Did she really like the boy?

"I...yes..." She answered. She couldn't deny the fact that she was attracted to him. He was just so damn...charming. He commanded respect and honor. A worthy man she wouldn't mind being in a relationship with, but he was already taken.

"Then what are you going to do?" Meiko questioned. She wanted to know what Mari was planning on doing, hopefully it wasn't anything stupid. However the reaction she got out of Mari was something she didn't expect.

"I-I don't know..." Mari responded. She felt so...lost. All her life she was able to tackle all her problems head on, but now? She was lost! She never had feelings like this for a boy before and one who was in a relationship with her friend no less! She just didn't know what she was going to do.

"Maybe we should head back." Meiko suggest as Mari shook her head. No! She was going to see things through!

"You can go back if you want Meiko, but I won't." Mari said with determination. Meiko merely sighed and started to head back. Someone had to keep an eye on the guys back at school.

With Mari:

Mari didn't know why she was feeling this pain in her chest when she saw Naruto feed Hana some of his food. She partially crushed the soda can in her hand. Why did she suddenly feel jealous of Hana!? It didn't make any sense! I mean, sure Naruto was smart, handsome, not a pervert, and his body...wait...

"What am I thinking?!" She shook her head and tried to think clearly. Why was she having all these...perverted thoughts about him!? She wasn't a pervert! Why was she angry at Hana? She should be happy for her! She didn't even know how much time she had spent stalking the two, and before she knew it, the two of them were back at Hana's dorm room. She sighed as she went to her own room. She was just so confused, and she didn't have the energy to do anything right now. Changing into her pajamas, she was ready to hit the hay, but before she could, she noticed that there was a text message on her phone.

"Who could it be?" She questioned herself as she picked up her phone and realized that the text was from her sister. Blinking down at it; she noticed that the text was sent to her hours ago. She shrugged and decided to see what her sister had to say. However the minute she saw the content of the text, she merely crushed her phone.

"I am going to kill that bastard..." She said darkly. Meanwhile, Kiyoshi felt a cold chill go up his spine. Everything had gone well with his date and he wasn't dead at the hands of Mari, so that was a plus, however he could feel that he wouldn't be so lucky tomorrow.

Now was that good or not? I know that I have said that this might become a Harem and you know what, I said fuck it, and I added Mari to the Harem. Haven't seen one with one yet. That's another thing, why aren't writers trying to make Naruto x Prison school crossover? This is a goldmine for any writer who wants to write a funny fanfiction with romance on the side! Come on people! Well, enough of my rant. Bye!

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