Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, Fallout, etc.
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The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
is finding a Christmas tree!
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Rigging up the lights," Deacon said while messing with a box of lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Hangovers," Hancock grumbled as he rubbed his head.
"Rigging up the lights," Deacon said while messing with a box of lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Sending Christmas cards," Nick said as he shuffled through some cards.
"Hangovers," Hancock grumbled as he rubbed his head.
"Rigging up the lights," Deacon said while messing with a box of lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Five months of bills!
"Sending Christmas cards," Nick said as he shuffled through some cards.
"Hangovers," Hancock grumbled as he rubbed his head.
"Rigging up the lights," Deacon said while messing with a box of lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Facing my in-laws," MacCready said, nervously fretting.
Five months of bills!
"Oh, I hate those Christmas cards," Nick complained.
"Hangovers," Hancock grumbled as he rubbed his head.
"Rigging up the lights!" Deacon shouted, still struggling with the lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"The Salvation Army," Cait spat.
"Facing my in-laws," MacCready said, nervously fretting.
Five months of bills!
"Sending Christmas cards," Nick said as he shuffled through some cards.
"Oh, jeez!" Hancock wailed, trying his best not to puke.
"I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!" Deacon yelled, tangled in some lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"STRONG WANT MEAT FOR CHRISTMAS!" Strong shouted.
"Charites," Cait spat and then added,
"And what d'you mean "your" in-laws?!"
Five months of bills!
"Oh, making out these cards!" Nick sighed unhappily.
"Honey, get me a beer, huh?" Hancock asked the Sole Survivor, who only raised an eyebrow in return.
"What, we have no extension cords?!" MacCready shouted at the drunken Hancock.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Finding parking spaces," Elder Maxson sighed, trying to find a good place to land the Prydwen.
"HEY, STRONG, WANTS MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS!" Strong shouted at the Sole Survivor.
"Donations!" Cait cried, irritated.
"Facing my in-laws," MacCready said, nervously fretting.
Five months of bills!
"Writing out those Christmas cards," Nick huffed, glaring at the cards.
"Hangovers!" Hancock shouted in frustration.
"Now why the hell are they blinking?!" Deacon stamped his foot, glaring at the blinking lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Fusion cores not included," Danse said, glaring at his power armor.
"No parking spaces," Elder Maxson said, still flying in circles.
"LET'S FIGHT SOMETHIN'!" Strong shouted to no one in particular.
"Get a job, ya bum!" Cait yelled at some random Settler.
"Oh, facing my in-laws!" MacCready wailed, pacing back and forth.
Five months of bills!
"Yo-ho, sendin' Christmas cards," Nick said, hand twitching.
"Oh, jeez, look at this!" Hancock pointed to Dogmeat, who just barked and wagged his tail.
"One light goes out, they ALL go out!" MacCready shouted, beyond frustrated.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Stale radio specials," Piper muttered, listening to said radio.
"Fusion cores not included," Danse said, glaring at his power armor.
"No parking spaces," Elder Maxson said, still flying in circles.
"STRONG NEEDS TO GO!" Strong shouted.
"Charities!" Cait wailed in despair.
"She's a witch… I hate her," MacCready mumbled, shaking his head.
Five months of bills!
"Aw, hell, I don't even KNOW half these people!" Nick gaped at the list of people he still needed to send Christmas cards to.
"Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?" Hancock asked the Sole Survivor.
"Get a flashlight! I blew a fuse!" Deacon shouted.
And finding a Christmas tree!
The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Singing Christmas carols," Preston and Codsworth sang at the same time.
"Stale radio specials," Piper muttered, listening to said radio.
"Fusion cores not included," Danse said, glaring at his power armor.
"No parking?!" Elder Maxson screeched, nearly crashing the Prydwen.
"AUUGH! AUUUUUGH!" Strong cried, waving an axe around for no apparent reason.
"Charities!" Cait wailed in despair.
"Gotta make 'em dinner!" MacCready cringed at the meat he was currently burning.
Five months of bills!
"I'm not sendin' 'em this year, that's it!" Nick stomped away from the cards.
"Shut up, you!" Hancock pointed accusingly at the Sole Survivor, who just rolled their eyes.
"FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!" Deacon tossed the lights to Dogmeat, who was very excited to play a new game with the blinking lights.
And finding a Christmas tree!
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A/N: -rises from the grave- 3-4 years I've been gone and I only return to give y'all this shitty Christmas special. Yep.