"Hello! My name is Lucy Heartfillia and my magic is the Psycho Dragon Slayer trained by none other than Sumshico the Insane or as I like to call it Psycho Dragon! Can I join your guild?" Lucy said to her wall. Ever since she left Fairy Tail and started training with Sumshico, she had gone...a TAD bit...insane... It has been about 3 years since she left and the young 18 year old girl who only used Celestial Spirits was gone! And the new 21 year old girl...no...WOMAN!, who used TWO different magics was in her place. Sounds odd talking like there are two of yourself doesn't it?

"Lucy! Come out here right now. I wish to speak to you!" A dragon roared out.

"Coming Sumshico! I mean..Father!" Lucy quickly yelled back. She ran out of her small hut and made her way to her foster dragon father or her FDF.

"What do you want father?"

"I want you to do a very special mission for me" Sumshico said in a hushed voice. Lucy had a slight sparkle in her eyes.

"Mission? Well tell me the mission already! Will it be fighting bandits? Or killing a savage beast that's attacking a village? Or-" Lucy was cut off by the roaring laughter of her FDF "What? What's so funny?"

"The mission is just to go get me fresh milk! I ran out yesterday!" Sumshico spoke. Lucy's eye twitched as rage built up inside of her.

"Really Dad? You got me all hyped up...FOR A GLASS OF STINKIN MILK!" Lucy yelled furiously at the dragon. After venting her anger towards the dragon she marched off towards the nearest town for the milk. She was sure to get 10 milk cartons this time. At the most, it would probably last the dragon a week and two days at the most. Lucy walked down the steep hill, and almost tripped because of a root sticking out of the ground. "Shit..." She swore. When she reached the town, she headed towards a small lacrima station and entered it to retrieve her milk. As she bought the 10 milk cartons, the cashier sweatdropped and had a questioning look on his face, but brushed it aside and scanned the milk cartons.

"Is that all miss?" The cashier asked when he wad done scanning the milk. Lucy quickly nodded, not using eye contact, as she was known to be the 'accomplice' to Sumshico. The cashier bagged her items with a great struggle and gave them to her.

"Have a nice day miss!"

"Thank you!" Lucy spoke. She started out of the store when she bumped into two people.

"Oi! Watch where you're going!" A voice spoke out from above. Lucy had to look up to see who was speaking to her, due to her small figure. She took a few steps backwards and stared in shock.

"Sting? Is that you?" Lucy spoke in a hushed voice filled with shock.

"The one and only!" Sting spoke proudly of himself.

"And I assume that where ever you go...three are sure to follow correct?" Lucy smartassed the male in front of her.

"Wha?"

"Indeed you are correct Lucy," A voice spoke out from behind sting. "But only partial. Frochee and Lector are outside because apparently pets aren't aloud in the store."

"Seriously Rogue?" Sting said disappointingly. Lucy simply giggled.
'Lucy's giggles sounds amazing and perfect...heck, SHE looks amazing! And from what I have seen before she is amazing...I think I'm- NO STING! you can't let yourself think that!' Sting thought

"So where are you- Wait...why is your guild symbol not on your arm?" Lucy asked curiously yet cautiously. Rogue cringed at the question.

"Sting? Would you like to answer this question?" Rogue asked, while cringing. Sting obviously didn't want to answer the question, but he tried anyways.

"Follow me." Sting grabbed Lucy's arm and led her outside.

"Im kinda forced to when you're set on dragging me." Lucy retorted, being practically dragged by Sting. Rogue quickly following after. "Okay the reason that we don't have our guild symbol is because we quit our guild."

"EHHHH?" Lucy shrieked "YOU LEFT YOUR GUILD?" Stings hand zipped up to her mouth.

"Shhh!" Sting hissed. The sensitivity of the subject seemed high at the moment.

"WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO BE QUIET? I WILL PUT YOU 36 FEET UNDER!" Lucy yelled.

"I'm pretty sure that's not how the saying goes..." Rogue deadpanned.

"Oh whatever!"

"Will you please...you know what I'm not even gonna try!" Sting cried out. Lucy simply started a conversation with the wall, being medically insane, it seemed kinda normal to the blonde.

"Why hello there ! Wanna a strawberry Mellon ice cream lemon pancake?" Lucy held up Lector by the tail. Sting and Rogue looked at Lucy in a perplexed way. All of a sudden, Lucy started stumbling around like she was drunk.

'LUCY GET HOME RIGHT NOW!' Lucy heard inside her head.

"OH CRAP!" Lucy ran off with the milk. She ran up the steep hill, her stamina being high, she could run great distances without getting fatigued. Lucy was oblivious to the blonde and black haired males behind her.

"DAD~! IM BACK! AND I GOT THE MILK,"Lucy held up the bag with the milk in it and a dark red cat, with a cerulean jacket. "and a cat?" Lucy soon heard panting from behind her.

"LECTOR! WHERE ARE YOUU?"

"STING-KUN! HELP MEE! THIS BLONDIE STOLE ME!" The cat yelled. Lucy winced at the yell.

"Shut up cat!" Lucy yelled in rage at the cat.

Sting was running up the hill when he saw Lucy and Lector but when he got closer he saw a dragon. He stopped and stared. Rogue who was close behind stopped and saw the dragon, while dropping Froche.

"Holy Mother Of Wesilogila...WHAT? A FREAKIN-" Sting was cut off.

"SUMSHICO!" Lucy yelled. She dropped the bag of milk and ran over to the dragon and huggled him.

"You know the dragon?" Rogue said shocked. Lucy nodded.

"You, my good sirs, are looking at the Insanity Dragon and," she gestured to the dragon then to herself "The Insanity Dragon Slayer! But Sumshico like to call me The Psycho Dragon Slayer"
Rogue and Sting shared glances before yelling out,

"DRAGON!" Then, they passed out.