Here is the last chapter. A lemon goodness for you. A bizzare and kind of disturbing one though.

I don't own final fantasy. Only these weird ideas.

"Tifawhatareyoudoing." Was what he said as soon as the door, where he was pinned at, was closed. It was more of a statement than a question and he said it in one breath to the point that Tifa didn't understand him.

"Come again?" She purred while she traced the outlines of his chest over his already sweaty sweater.

"But I haven't came yet." He said in monotone and after realizing what he said, his eyes widened at an alarming rate earning a sinister but seductive laugh from Tifa, it was more like a fake laugh as she threw her head back, giving full view of her neck that he so wanted to lick, tongue windmilling all over it.

"You got me there, lover boy." She said in a low, sensual voice that tightened his already suffocating meat rod down below.

"G-g-g-g-g-g-got you where?" He stuttered in a rather pathetic way while wearing a deadpan look. Not really looking at her but over her head as she leaned closer to him. He gulped loudly which made her giggle. This woman is the devil herself! I love it! He screamed in his mind.

"When you said you haven't came yet." She leaned forward to bite his earlobe making him whimper, how he managed to keep his blank face, she didn't know, he didn't know either. It's soft and squishy and they're pressing against me! Hooray for me! His fifteen year old horny self came back in his mind.

"Tifa, what are your intentions?" He said firmly, like the leader that he was of the rebel group AVALANCHE, pretending to disagree in Tifa's aggression but his voice of authority only soaked the woman's panties like waterfalls. She giggled devilishly while she covered her mouth with her fingers.

"I love it when you talk like that, baby." She said in an almost whisper in his ear, it was low and kind of husky which sent his head swirling on the scenes that was already flashing in his head that it was like he was going to pass out from the magnitude of it all.

Holy fucking shit! This is it! I can finally stick my corndog into her dip! He shook his head. Corndog is a lame name.

"Woody womb pecker." He said in his deep masculine voice with a blank look. Tifa raised an eyebrow.

"What's that?" She asked, sultry voice long forgotten and replaced by a confused one.

"That's his name.' He said again. But didn't elaborate further. Tifa thought for a moment before it registered to her. Her faced brightened, then grinned sinisterly.

"Oh... This?" She said as she suddenly grabbed his beloveds down below which emitted a sound that was between a whimper and a whine. Leader of AVALANCHE aura gone and long forgotten. His hands outstretched on either side of him by the door behind him.

"You like that, don't you, Cloud?" Her low voice back while he nodded and shook his head, alternating the two while his eyes were closed. "Woody womb pecker huh? He better be energized because there's a womd here that's waiting to be pecked!" She almost screamed the last three words while he still whined.

I want more please oh yes those hands rubbing against my babies. But his outer appearance contradicted the heat that he feels within as he just stood there, all rigid, with both arms outstretched horizontally against the door, his eyes tight shut and his lips are in a thin line. Then his eyes suddenly opened when he felt dampness on the said lips of his, He looked down with his eyes that it crossed and his manhood jerked as he witness Tifa's tongue licking it horizontally. What a weird way to lick my lips. It's making me so fucking horny.

"Tifa-" He was about to ask her what she was doing but the moment he opened his mouth, Tifa's tongue intruded his mouth and started swirling it around like a windmill. Oh that's it! His mind angriliy yelled. He put his hands on her shoulder to push her away slightly. She was appaled and she seriously thought he was going to reject her but what he said next sent hot shots down her black hole.

"I will drive my lovemeat unto your-" Tifa shut him up with her finger.

"You don't give the orders around here." She suddenly leaned forward to kiss him hard in the mouth which made his eyes wide as saucers. Then she pulled him away from the door unto the bed where she harshly pushed him down. She slowly crawled up while wearing a seductive look that had him whimpering again as he backed away a little. She suddenly produced a rope from Gaia knows where and started tying his wrist up on the headstand.

"No. Please don't tie me up yes do it tighter baby!" He whined with masculinity and it was exactly how Tifa imagined his reaction would be. She sat just above his hardness and started rubbing her dampness, he moaned a little louder than he meant. Full view of Tifa's twin wonders inches away from his face. Must. Touch. Soft things. Nipple. Tifa pressed harder unto him. Shit, sweet shiva that's what "I'm talking aBOUT!" He unconsciously yelled the last three words out loud out because of too much excitement. It became worst when Tifa started dry humping him at an abnormal rate while she caressed her own breast, he screamed at the sight, his masculine voice echoing throughout the house along with Tifa's cries of pure bliss. He kept on screaming until Tifa stopped her riding, she pushed herself by the knees to start ripping his vest. When Tifa had removed it completely, she started her humping again like he was a mechanical behemoth while she twirled his sweater above her head. He started screaming again like a lost child who was being chased by death himself.

"MOTHERFUCK!" He yelled on top his lungs, the disturbing thing was, they were still clothed and he was already going crazy like that. You're a fucking loser Cloud Strife! He scolded himself. A fucking lucky loser. He thought smugly, he started laughing in the same fake sounding evil laugh that earned a puzzled look from his offender, it was very uncharacteristic of him, if the rest of their comrades had been watching him at the moment, they would have started to exorcise him right then and there as they chanted 'Stop the reunion! Stop the reunion!' at the same time.

Finally going crazy huh, eh Strife? I'll show you crazy. She suddenly stopped and lowered herself unto his bulge, her face that is. Then slowly, she started unbuckling his belt and unzipping his pants, the pulled the garment along with his boxers in one unbelievably swift movement.

And there it was. She was seeing it again, that thing. Her eyes went wild when she saw that it was throbbing slightly, like it was begging for more, if it has a pair of eyes it would have given her those puppy dog eyes already. She licked her lips slowly with wide eyes. Then she remembered what she read about these flesh colored snakes. She wrapped her fingers around it earning another loud moan from the still tied up blond that sounded more like a whimper. Tifa imagined that it was that green apple lolly before and started licking his mushroom of a head. He started breathing hard on his mouth like he was a pregnant woman in labor, his cheeks puffing with every exhaled.

NO! This is...! This feeling! He started screaming again. Thank you Barret! He silently thanked his friend for taking the kids with him.

It's so smooth! Tifa thought as she continued her assualt at his manhood. With all those years of pent up feelings of both lust and love for the woman, Cloud couldn't control himself and he exploded in less than a minute on Tifa's face while he screamed, whose eyes widened greatly. It spat on me! She instantly let go of his stick to wipe her face with her hand, then she held them up to her face to examine it. It's kind of gooey. Cloud started to cry with no tears in both ecstasy and embarassment.

Just wait till I get out of this ropes! He was yelling on his mind again while he tried to move his wrist, hoping to break the rope. He stopped his thrashing when Tifa suddenly removed her night gown over her head, seeing all of her exposed flesh up close like that was his final breaking point. he started howling like a wild animal which greatly surprised the brunette, then suddenly, the rope that was confining him started to rip making her back away from him.

Oh crap. Tifa thought as she stood up hastily to get away from the enraged man. but he was faster, the next thing she knew, she was being pinned down to her bed with the great Cloud Strife hovering over her, his eyes wild with lust. She gulped.

"It's pay back time." He growled which sent shivers down her spine towards her lower region. She was the one who whimpered this time but her outer expression was the complete opposite of what she was really feeling.

I can't wait, lover boy.

Just then, he suddenly lowered his face to devour Tifa's mouth while he growled. Tifa kissed him back in equal desperation, this is what she has been waiting for, and so is he. He pulled away hastily to lower himself further her neck and started to lick on it which made her moan loudly.

YES!

She tastes so good. His thoughts turned him on ever more. His hand let go of Tifa's wrist to cup her generous breast. So soft oh my Gods! If Tifa could hear his thoughts, she would have laughed. He stared at Tifa's face with those piercing blue eyes, full of lust and love for the woman, his serious face was driving Tifa mad, if only she knew what kind childish things his mind was screaming about. He planted his knees on the bed with Tifa still lying below him, his fully erect manhood exposed for her to see, he started to rip away her panties and his eye twitched when he was finally seeing her soaking fur burgers. Cloudy's comin' to town! He thought but his face held that still deadpan look.

"Don't just stare at it, do something!" Tifa yelled at him, losing her patience. Tifa got the surprise of her life when he smirked sinisterly. She began to sweat.

"Believe me Tifa..." He lowered himself down towards her muscle of love. "I will..." He growled then spread her legs by holding them upward, his price saying hello to him. Then he lowered himself even more and started to suck on her core, juices surrounding his lips and nose like river, and was clearly enjoying himself while Tifa screamed her pleasure.

Yes! That's right! Scream for me this time!

He started flicking her nub with his tongue which caused her to grab a handful of his hair to lift his head up, he yelled at the pain.

"It's too much! I can't take it!" Tifa screamed while she still pulled Cloud's hair, who was still yelling from the pain she was giving him.

"Let go, it hurts!" He finally told her though he didn't want to say it.

"Do it again!" Tifa exclaimed then she pushed back the blonde's head towards her nether lips, who had began swirling his tongue like a windmill. "Oh yes!"

Cloud did his evil laugh inwardly. I give you more reason to scream baby. He thought. His manhood couldn't take it anymore, he started to rise up without bothering to wipe his mouth, then positioned himself between her greatly spread legs that he was holding upwards.

"Better be ready because Woody womb pecker is-"

"Just do it already!" Tifa yelled at him. Then with heavy breathing like he was going to die any moment, he started to push into her, Tifa screamed in the sudden pain she felt. "Wa wa wa wait!"

"What?"

"It hurts!"

"But you said-"

"Just do it already!"

What the hell?! He was already losing his mind from what was happening, and before Tifa was even ready, he drove himself inside which made her yell out in pain again. He moaned in delight however. Yes! I'm finally inside!

"It fucking hurts!" Cloud's eyes widened when he heard that.

"You never cursed."

"It's because it fucking hurts! You and your giant snake are ripping me in half!" She started to cry a little. Cloud's face softened when he saw a tear in her eye.

"I'm sorry..." He lowered his face to kiss her on her lips gently. "I love you, Tifa..." He said to her lovingly which made her open her eyes in surprise.

"You... You do?" She asked in an almost whisper. He nodded his head with a rare sweet smile. She smiled back.

"I love you too Cloud..." She responded then she pulled him lower to kiss him. "Now move Strife." She suddenly said firmly which earned a wide eyed expression from him, and without further ado, he held himself up and started pounding her hard, they hips smacking together while they yelled on top of their lungs.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Cloud yelled.

"MORE!" Tifa yelled back. They continued screaming like that, the neighbors were already thinking of calling the police, thinking that someone was being brutally murdered inside seventh heaven. But they knew better so they just let it go and let the heroes of the planet deal with their problems(Horrible neighbors).

Cloud continue his assualt on his maiden's pulsing folds until he felt her insides tightening, that's when Tifa started hitting him on his chest.

"No! What is this! It's too much! It's too much!" She yelled while she hit him.

"You're having an orgasm!" He yelled back, his head thrown back with his eyes tightly closed.

"Wha-at?!" Tifa's voice cracked from too much pleasure.

"Nevermind that! I'm having mine! FUCK!" Then it happened. "I'm coming inside you! I LOVE YOU!" He screamed bloody murder when he exploded, his hot liquid pouring inside her still tightening wet muscles. When their waves were over, he instantly stopped but didn't move from his position, his eyes wide with shock from it all.

Ho... Holy...

"I love you too..." She whispered at him, and that's when he finally moved and looked down at her.

Smiling his rare and best smile in the world.

A/N: It was weird, but I was laughing while I was writing this. LOL thanks for reading!