Naruto who's 5 and the Third hokage who's really old that I can't remember on their way to kumo then ambushed by none other then Danzo and ROOTS WHO I REALLY HATE SO MUCH. The third was thinking 'why would Danzo be here unless for two reasons 1. For the hokage hat and 2. For Naruto.' Then a scream was heard and it was Naruto thrown in a cage like wild animal unfortunately for our young hero or should I say fortunately for Naruto a sound was heard and the third remember that sound it was bagpipes and drums and came the Macgregor clan those who are dead are reborn which is all the clan and they token care of root and DANZO THAT SHARINGAN STEALING BASTARD WHO DESERVES A GOOD TORTURE. (playing we are soldiers(1)) a young alive Macgregor who goes by the name Josh freed Naruto from the cage and Naruto ran to the hokage and Naruto asked Josh "Who are you people?" And Josh reply with a heavy Scottish accent "We are the Macgregor clan lad." And Naruto said something he should regret not."what are you wearing?" "We are wearing kilts why do you ask?" Naruto said "because maybe I can wear a kilt sense you wearing one." And all Macgregor men were tearing up then one slapped himself and said" I WILL NOT CRY" and Josh given Naruto Scottish clothes and said " I will not have you wearing that clothes I mean seriously lad so much orange will make you look like a walking target that screaming ' Here I am kill me' you don't want to be killed don't ya." naruto says "No way I will be the greatest hokage ever." And all of them were satisfied then one by one the Macgregor were turning into ashes except Josh who was sadly smiling so that all his Macgregor brethren can rest in peace forever.