A/N: This is just a dumping area for all the more random Telink ideas I've had. Nearly all lewd and a bit more "out there" than my standalone stuff. Enjoy

"This is a nice place, Tetra. It should be easy to clear my mind in a spot like this," Link smiled as he took his seat in the booth against the wall. The restaurant was largely deserted, but Tetra led him to a seat in the isolated corner regardless.

"It's a shame that our quality time was interrupted earlier so I wanted to make it up to you here," Tetra apologized.

Link expected Tetra to take the seat next to him only to see her make a quick check of her surroundings before diving under the table

"Oh yes, this is quite serious. You're ready to bust out down here," Tetra remarked upon observing the shape of his genitals straining within his shorts.

"Here? Now?" Link started to fidget in his seat as Tetra started to play with him through his clothing.

"You were the one complaining about having to go around town with a boner. I felt bad for leaving my earlier work unfinished, and I figured this would be the quickest way to deal with it. It's why I took this corner table after all."

With him in no position to resist without making a scene, Tetra undid his fly and reached inside to grab her prize. After a little fighting with his underwear, she managed to pull his penis out through the opening of his pants.

"Look at you, all hot and bothered," she gave it a few warm-up strokes, "Don't tell me you're not at least a little bit excited to do it in a place like this."

The rigidity in his penis told her she was right when she got her tongue against the shaft. Link tensed up under her ministrations in a struggle to maintain his composure so nothing would slip. His focus remained on being as quiet as possible until a somewhat familiar face came up to take his order.

"Good afternoon and welcome to our establishment," the blonde-haired waitress greeted him," I'm Mila and I'll be taking your order today."

"Mila..." the name rung a few bells in Link's mind.

"Oh, it's you!" the waitress recognized him as well, "Mr. Ally of Justice."

"Y-Yeah, I remember you," he fought off a shudder while making the connection, "You're the girl from that old shop."

"That's in the past now, but I'm still working to make an honest living thanks to the advice you gave me."

"Oh gee. I didn't know it meant that much to you..."

"It was the start of me turning my life around, but enough about that. What can I get for you?"

Link struggled to think up an order with Tetra still going to town on him underneath the table.

"I... Ugh," he suddenly jerked his head.

"Actually, wasn't there a girl who came in with you?" Mila asked.

"S-She'll be back shortly..."

"Is that so?" Mila leaned in to examine Link's reddening face. She let out a sigh after a few moments, "Oh, so that's how it is..."

"W-What?" Link tried to hide his guilt with Tetra refusing to let up. Mila simply gave him a sneer before dropping down to her knees and poked her head under the booth.

"You know, it's part of my job to suggest one of our world-famous hot dogs to our customers, but it looks like you already decided to help yourself, " she taunted Tetra who had paused her jerking in surprise.

"What?" Tetra shrugged defiantly, "I thought I was pretty quiet."

"Every couple looking to get each other off with their meal always takes this same damn table. It's gotten pretty easy to spot the face of a guy getting his junk worked on."

"Well aren't you a clever one?"

"But more importantly than that..." Mila continued with her eyes opening a bit wider, "I've got to say, holy hell, look at the fucking size of the trouser snake you've got here! I really underestimated you once again, Link. None of my boyfriends have had a schlong half as nice as this. You really got yourself quite the man, Miss uh..."

"Tetra."

"Tetra? I'm Mila, your waitress this afternoon."

"I heard. So, you're friends with Link?"

"From long ago, but he's certainly grown up a lot since then."

Being spotted hadn't deterred Link's erection one bit. It even seemed to rise up a bit more to the occasion. Link face-palmed but also felt a fuzzy sense of pride when he noticed Tetra was now holding up his dick like a freshly caught fish for Mila to admire.

"Does that thing even fit, like all of it?"

"You'd be amazed how much stretching you can do when you want it bad enough."

"What's the exact size on this thing? I need a number," she turned back up to Link, "I know how you boys are. There's no way you haven't measured."

Link neither openly confirmed nor denied her allegations, but merely deferred to Tetra with a bashful smile.

"Does it matter?" Tetra raised an eyebrow "It's certainly bigger than your men."

"I know and I hate it. All these years of living on cocktail wieners and it's the jumbo sausage that I let get away."

"Uh... sorry?" Link wasn't sure if he should apologize.

"Of course..." Mila shifted to a much coyer tone, "if you ever find yourself alone I'd love to get you over to my place. I may not have much experience wrapping a piece of meat that fat, but I promise I'm a fast learner..."

Tetra felt his member twitch at the proposal and gave it a tough squeeze to remind Link of his status.

"I'm only messing with you," Mila tried to calm Tetra down when she saw Link jolt in pain, "Now, ordinarily I'm supposed to remove the fornicators from the premises, but I'd hate to blue ball you after what you did for me. As long as I'm standing here you shouldn't draw any more attention but try to make it quick and don't let it drip on the floor. I hate wiping up splooge."

With Mila now providing an extra bit of cover for her, Tetra could now be bolder in her actions. She popped the head into her mouth and hastily started speeding her lips across his length. Mila watched as his mouth hung open and could see him having shivers all over. Making sure none of the other employees would stop by, she leaned over to start talking to Link again.

"Still though it makes me happy," she murmured.

"Huh?" Link weakly turned his head.

"To see that you have continued to be the man that I always thought you were," she explained, "I've thought about you plenty during these many years apart and have been worrying that I was clinging to an unfairly high ideal in how I sought out the right man for myself, but you've presented me with a hefty reminder of how you still continue to stand out from the crowd and give everything you have to those you care for. No matter how many times I might be let down, there is still at least one shining example out there of what it means to be a "man". You've dwarfed the men in my life every bit as literally as you have figuratively. It's proof that pushing yourself to be your best does offer its just rewards in the end."

"Oh, thanks," Link was touched in an odd way but touched, nonetheless.

"But seriously though," she grew more mischievous while Tetra was fully occupied, "Just big is it? You owe me one for this. It'll drive me nuts if you don't tell me."

With Tetra still slurping away, although with an evil eye on the two above her, Link tilted his head to whisper something in Mila's ears that elicited an audible gasp but then lit up her face like an open fire grill.

"Wow, seriously, that's awesome! Like, even better than our best bratwurst. I wouldn't believe it if it wasn't you, and she really can get her mouth around it? Quite the jaw she's got. That must've taken practice. Feel good?"

"Uh-uh-huh," he babbled.

"Does she use her tongue well too?"

"D-Definitely," he answered. His mind suddenly took extra notice of the lines her tongue was tracing all around him.

"She must have great lung capacity to take in that much for this long. Is her suction good too?"

"R-Really tight," he confirmed. Indeed, Tetra's air pressure had locked down from all around him.

"Shit, now she's got you all the way to the base. I can tell she has great control over her gag reflex. You must be in her throat by now. Is it nice and cozy in there?"

"H-Hot... so hot..." he hummed. Her throat muscles were giving his glans quite the pampering now and her hands were now applying their talents to his scrotum.

"Well, somebody's definitely a swallower. Just look at her go to town on those big balls of yours. She must really want you to cum right into her stomach."

"Y-Yeah, she does..."

"You got a big load for her?"

"Y-Yeah..."

"Then you shouldn't hold back. Us girls hate to be kept waiting. Go on and do it."

Mila drew a little closer to thee now very fired up Link to offer him a gentle peck on the cheek. This seemed to really set him off as Tetra found his cock throb intensely before blast its first wave of semen down her esophagus. He closed his eyes with a contented groan while Mila gave him a reassuring pat on the back. Tetra held up her end of the deal by guzzling down everything Link was shooting out. Mila gave a low, impressed whistle when she released him and finished off his load with one final gulp. Seeing Link trying to catch his breath from his orgasm prompted Mila to give him an encouraging pat on the back while Tetra finished up. Returning Link's relaxed penis to its hiding place, Tetra zipped up his fly and returned to her spot across from him in the booth.

"I hope you didn't fill up on your appetizer, Tetra," Mila quipped, "Our own hot dogs are pretty good too."

"Actually, we prefer burgers," she corrected her with Link nodding, "I like extra mayo on mine with a juicy pickle. Both medium."

"Oh, I'm sure you do. It'll be ready shortly," Mila jotted down the information before walking to the kitchen as if nothing had happened.

"Link?" Tetra started talking once the waitress was out of earshot.

"Yeah?"

"Your friends are fucking weird."

"I know."

-THE END-