AN: Okay, so I've seen some fanfictions where Loki ends up meeting the Guardians of the Galaxy while he was in the void. These are great, really, but the only ones I can find have him just meeting the Guardians, or even just a couple of them, most often before they even formed the group. The most common seem to be of him and Gamora while he was hanging around with Thanos, going under the theory that Thanos adopted him like he did Gamora and Nebula. The other common one is that he somehow escapes Thanos and ends up tagging along with Rocket and Groot. While these make for interesting storylines, I have yet to find one where Loki is actually part of the Guardians themselves. So, I'll post the first chapter, and if it gets good enough feedback, I'll continue it. And by good feedback I mean like 5 people telling me they want a continuation. Either way, while there is a larger story to go along with this, it could be a stand alone. Enjoy!
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Loki didn't remember much. He could count all of the facts that he knew about himself on one hand.
name was Loki.
2. He was proficient at most weapons, though he was best at knives and spears.
3. He was a sorcerer, and a pretty damn powerful one too.
4. In his past life, he was surrounded by blonde assholes, none of whose names, faces, or personality traits he could not remember, and almost all of whom he hated with a burning passion.
And that was it. Really. In regards to who he had been before this, that was all he knew. There was a guy named Thanos who had claimed to be his father, but seriously, how stupid did this guy think he was? Loki may have been part robot (courtesy of his new 'dad'), but he was definitely not purple. Caucasian, often. Blue, occasionally. But never purple. The only logical conclusion that Loki had was that daddy dearest had erased his memories and given him robot parts to turn him into a weapon, then told him that he was his son to earn his new weapons loyalty. Dumbass.
He didn't like Thanos, not one bit. So, when 'dad' went to go send Gamora and Nebula, his two sisters, on a mission, he pretended to be excited about the prospect of some field experience, and begged Thanos to let him go with them. Smiling at his enthusiasm, the purple asshole had agreed wholeheartedly. So now here he was, with Gamora, waiting for this porcupine guy or whatever his name was to show up so he could give his favorite sister the slip. It's not that he didn't like Gamora, he really did. It's just that if he wanted to be away from 'dad', he needed to be away from her.
What he didn't count on was being caught.
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"Name: Loki. He and his sister Gamora are two of the three known children of Thanos. Them, along with their sister Nebula, have been loaned out to Ronan the Destroyer, leading us to believe they're working together. All that is known about Loki at this point is that he's Thanos's heir and is rumored to be his most powerful child yet."
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While Peter was distracting the man who apparently had a leg Rocket needed, Loki knocked him out from behind and took it out of its socket.
"We make a pretty good team, Porcupine."
"Can you not call me that?"
"I could call you Petunia."
"Porcupine is fine."
"I thought it would be. Come on, we gotta move before we're mince meat."
"You know, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
"Don't push your luck, Petunia."
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"I would be honored to die beside my friends."
Smiling at his sister, Loki stood up.
"I don't remember much of my life before the purple douche decided to give me amnesia and robot parts, but there is one memory that I have recently be able to unearth. I'm in the woods with five blonde douche bags. I can't remember their name or faces, not even what they're voices are like, but I know that I hated them. Anyway, so we came across these ogres, and these Idiots run in and attack without a plan. And I sigh and run in to help them after thinking 'I am destined to die surrounded by assholes.' Looks like my destiny hasn't changed that much. But I can think of no better assholes to die beside then you."
"Loki we're pretty much the only people you know."
"I did that whole, emotional speech, and you immediately go and ruin it. Thanks sis."
"Anytime, brother."
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Loki had no idea how he had gotten in this situation. How the fuck his life had gotten to the point where he was dancing to some Terran song with a douchebag in a red leather trench coat was one of the most confusing sequence of events that he would probably never be able to decipher.
He just hoped that Rocket figured out that gun soon.
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"Little bit of both."
Loki looked up from where he was magically turning Groot back to full size, and said, smirking,
"You know what, Petunia? I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
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So that was that! If you guys want more, tell me and I'll be happy to write more!