Chapter 5

An outstanding mind

All the guild members had crowded around the man that Cana had brought to the guild; none of them in the mood to make any jokes about it.

Currently Wendy was giving her best to help him but judging for the worried look on her face, she was not doing well.

"How is it going?" Cana asked.

"Cana I understand your concerns but you asking the same question again and again won't help" the master said, but you could see he was worried as well.

"It was only two times and sorry if I don't like the idea of the guy that saved my life dying on me!" she said with a pout.

"Geez, no need to be so touchy about your new boyfriend Cana-chan" Laxus smirked, expecting her to shout and deny it, not for her cheeks to redden slightly "you have to be kidding me" he said before she could retort and started cackling.

"No way"

"Cana? Of all people?"

"I guess love at first sight does exist"

"Aww man, I was about to ask her out myself"

"WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!?" the woman in question yelled, the red in her cheeks changed from embarrassment to anger "do you really think I'll jump to the first guy that pulls me out of a difficult situation?!"

At this, certain redheaded looked at certain pink headed and couldn't avoid seeing certain resemblance.

'…no, it's just a coincidence' she reasoned

"Cana-san please, your friend is still hurt" Wendy pleaded.

"Oh right! Sorry" Cana added quietly "anyway, you still haven't told me how ii it going" she flinched when Wendy started trembling.

"There… there nothing more than I can do" most of the guild gasped

"What do you mean?" Nastu asked.

"Whatever this poison is, it has already infected most of his circulatory system; it's taking all of my magic power to keep him stable but if he doesn't have a transfusion soon he… he…"

Everyone stayed silent at this, for different reasons.

Most of them were frustrated for not being able to do anything except watching a man dying on their own guildhall. Others felt more sorry for Wendy because the idea of her so rare and unique healing powers being useless now had to hit her hard.

However, Cana had it the worst; she didn't know why, but not being able to pay back the man that saved her out of the kindness of his heart and in consequence, he was now dying.

Then Lucy spoke "Then why are we still standing here? We have to take him to the hospital before…"

"Re…utto…" they all heard it; it was a bit more than a whisper but they all heard it.

Cana got closer to the man to catch more of his words "what are you saying?" she asked gently.

"Red… button…" he breathed.

"What is he talking about?" Laxus asked in all seriousness

"What red button?" Cana asked, anxious to the core.

She heard a little thud at the man's left, and when she saw what caused she widened her eyes.

His robotic arm was twitching, a red light shining on and off on its wrist.

"What happened to his arm?" the master asked.

"I still don't know" Nastu got close to see more clearly the source of the light and indeed, the light came from a red button.

"…It could be a trap" Gajeel deduced.

"Of course, if taking the trouble of making yourself a bomb wasn't enough then poison yourself to death to make it more believable" gray said sarcastically.

"It could happen you moron!"

"If it's a trap it's obviously too elaborate, even you should notice"

"What was that!? You want to fight stripper?!" Gray's eyebrow twitched.

"What gives you the right to…" he looked down to found out he was in his boxers again "DAMN IT! Again?!"

"You see what I'm talking about?" the iron dragonslayer grinned.

"Why youuuu…" he got into his stance as well as Gajeel.

"You pair of morons! How can you think of fighting in a moment like...?!" the master started but he was interrupted by a strange sound. "What was that?" he asked.

"Oh that? I just pressed the button" Natsu said nonchalantly.

"WHAT?!" many people yelled

"Don't you think that…?" Gajeel began but he was interrupted too.

"Emergency healing system initiated" everyone turned to the source of the strange woman's voice, which came from the mysterious man's robotic arm.

"Analysis concluded: 89% of the circulatory system infected by the poisonous substance N° 34. Initiating transfusion treatment"

Suddenly his arm detached from his shoulder, landed on the floor and started some kind of transformation.

In less than a minute, it became some kind of machine as well as an electrocardiogram and two rods with four plastic bags hanging on each one. After a few seconds they began filling themselves with blood though no one knew bothered to ask where it came from at this point.

Then, from the machine, emerged four transparent pipes that attached to his human arm. In a few moments, the machine began pumping blood in and out from his body.

"…Wow" Laxus voiced everyone thoughts.

"Is this even possible?" Gray asked.

"Evidently it is" Freed said in a thinking pose "but I understand your doubt, I mean, I can't sense any magic power"

"Will he really be ok?" Lucy asked concerned.

"Please don't worry" the voice sounded again, startling the celestial spirit mage as well as most of the guild.

"Eh?" then, out of nowhere, various light particles appeared in front of the mysterious man and grouped in a female humanoid shape, shocking the guild even more.

"Master Zet designed this system by himself and I personally lead the construction process, so rest assured he'll be fine in little less than an hour"

"…"

"I understand you may have many questions so feel free to ask; I'll answer to the best of my capability. Although I have to warn you from now that I may not be able to answer all of them"

After a few seconds of awkward silence, Erza lifted her hand.

"Yes, Scarlet-san?" everyone widened their eyes.

"You know who I am?"

"I do. You see, and my master always liked your guild's ways and always used them as an example of how he wanted me to… exist, therefore, I started by keeping a record of your activities and since then I started to feel more… alive"

Her words confused the knight

"…But anyway; I don't think that was your question was it?"

"Actually, if you don't mind, I'd like to ask who or… what are you?" the entity gave her a short nod.

"My name is Kamui; an artificial intelligence created by master Zet designed to assist and accompany him through his investigations"

"...Artificial… intelligence?" Natsu asked dumbly, although in this case, there were many people that have no idea of what she meant.

"She probably means she isn't a real living being but one created by him using artificial methods" Levy said.

"He made something like that to keep him company?"

"How lame is that?" Laxus and Gray snickered.

"Oi!" Cana was about to nag them but Kamui spoke first.

"Actually is not that simple" everyone paid attention "when he created me, he was applying a peculiar theory he had for years; he was trying to make a copy of his own brain and using it as the matrix of what would become his assistant.

"But something happened; be it a miscalculation on the process or that the whole theory was wrong; it doesn't matter now, the point is that some of the data of his brain copy was erased while some other was twisted randomly into brand new data creating something new… something different"

Levy, who was in a thinking pose until now, suddenly realized what "Kamui" was trying to say.

"Wait. If you say that you have a human mind different to any other then that means you are…"

"I prefer the term 'artificial intelligence' but yes; I'm quite close to being an original human. Master even likes to call me his daughter"

"That's impossible; there's no living being, human or not, capable of creating life by artificial methods" Makarov was shocked.

"I'd like to remember you that I'm more the product of causality than anything else. However, the only reason you believed that is because you haven't met my master until now; he has a natural talent of making the impossible possible"

"Master" Erza spoke "if we see it calmly then the life isn't something you can achieve by magic or any other methods, and she did said she was created by accident so if she really is what she says then it could be the same miracle in another shape"

"Miracle…" Kamui thought aloud "yeah, I think that's pretty accurate"

Everyone stayed quiet, thinking in what they heard.

"Anyway, are there any more questions?"

"I have one" Gajeel spoke "just who is he?"

"I guess you could call him an independent inventor; he has created many magical devices that are used today and upgraded many more"

"Such as?"

"Some of his creations are the MPF, the long distance lacrima communications, the renewable ethernano engine as well as a new type of rune codification"

"Wait a sec!" Freed shouted "are you talking about False turn? The magic that was developed in the seven years many of us have been out?"

"Precisely"

"Ehh, Freed? What are you talking about?" Bickslow asked.

"Do you remember that mission we took shortly after we awoke? The rune trap I had so much trouble disarming?"

"Yeah, what about it?" this time Evergreen spoke.

"It turns out it was codified in a way that didn't exist seven years ago; each time I tried to erase a character of the circle, all of them rearranged in a different character type. I had to write a whole advanced formula to keep the codification suspended, and then another one to erase the whole circle"

"Oh right! You almost ran out of magic power then"

"Yes. Since then I investigated that magic but I only got the name"

"That's because master hasn't made it public" she caught Freed's attention "what you saw was probably an imperfect version of the magic since the complete one can't be undone by such method; master once filter that version to call the attention of a few dark guilds that had been troubling us"

"Incredible. It was hard enough that time but to think it was an incomplete version" Freed mused.

"Anything else?"

"There's one more thing I would like to know" Cana started "exactly what was that thing that attacked us?"

For the first time, Kamui looked uneasy.

"… I'm not allowed to answer that , but if you ask the master I'm sure he will tell you"

"That remembers me. Cana, could you tell us more about this creature that attacked you?"

"Right; Zet called it a garuda but I haven't heard of them before. It was something like a cross between a human and a bird; it had red translucent skin with only one wing"

"What?" Erza's tone almost froze the entire guild. Natsu also looked shocked.

"W-what is it?" the drinker asked slightly freaked out.

"Cana" her tone was still cold as hell "would this creature happen to have the ability to assimilate other magics?"

"It did but… how did you knew?"

Natsu and Erza exchanged looks.

"We faced one of those on our job" Natsu said.

Cana gasped.

"You did?"

"Yeah, Kagura and Milliana took the job first and almost died, we could have done it as well"

"What?"

"Something almost got Natsu and Erza?"

"And those Mermaid heel girls as well?"

Everyone was shocked by the news but Erza still wanted to ask something more.

"Before we tell you how we won I would like to know how you did Cana" she requested.

"Actually I didn't do much; Zet just told me to pull out my 'man' card, after that he created a lightning cloud and then a wing similar to the creature grew from his back and…"

"WHAT?!" her outburst startled everyone.

"Ok, could you stop scaring me for five minutes please?" Cana said while catching her breath.

"Did a wing really grew from his back and use it to kill the creature?" Erza asked calmer.

"It did but…"

"Just when that thing was about to kill us, a wing grew from Natsu's back and only then he could kill the creature" she answer before Cana could ask.

"...Is that true?" Kamui asked.

"It is. I don't remember very well how it happened; all I know is that I became angry that I couldn't damage that thing, then my back started burning for some reason and then I just did… something that killed the creature"

"Do you know what happened?" he asked.

"Like I said there's little I can tell you, but I can say that what you acquired is a lost magic made for dealing with those creatures"

"So it's like slaying magic?" Gajeel deduced.

"Not quite; all the different slaying magics work in a way that is completely different from this magic. The methods it uses to kill a garuda have the potential to turn an average mage into a master level mage but with a huge risk, which is why it could be the most dangerous magic for the caster in the world"

"Although…" she hesitated.

"What is it?"

"It's possible he acquired the magic just because he was facing a garuda at that time; meaning that the magic could have faded away since he isn't in contact with one of them anymore. It's very rare for someone to keep that magic forever"

"Sooo what now? Do we have to confirm if he did keep it?" Gray asked and Kamui nodded.

"Indeed; this isn't something that can be left alone; it could cause trouble if he indeed has it"

"Then, how do we do it?" Natsu said.

"Master won't wake up in a few minutes, so without him, the only way left would be to push your magic power to the limit" he grinned at this.

"Yosh! Then let's waste no waste anymore time" he pointed at Erza "we haven't fought since the grand magic games and you did promise we would so what do you say?"

The knight was unsure at first because they have just returned from a quite hard job but then remembered it was Natsu who she was talking about, so she had little choice.

"Alright Natsu; let's see what you got" she said with a challenging smirk.

"Natsu and Erza are going to fight? And for real this time?" Macao asked fearfully.

"I don't think that's a good idea anymore" Wakaba sweatdropped.

"So, what do you think master?" Natsu grinned wider. The master thought for a moment.

"So be it; as soon as Freed sets the protection runes around the ring you'll fight" some of the members cheered at this.

"If you really are going to do this…" Kamui's voice cut them "then I have to give you a warning… no… more like a condition"

"Which is that?" Erza asked.

"If it's true that Dragneel-san kept the magic inside of him, then the moment it shows itself you must stop fighting; if you keep pushing your magic power the consequences could be irremediable"

"Yeah, maybe then you'll tell us what those consequences are or what is this all about in general" Laxus said.

"It seems master was right about this one" she whispered.

"What was that?"

"Oh nothing, when do we start?" she continued like nothing, making him grunt in annoyance (you know, dragon slayer senses and that).

"Right now, Freed?"

"I'll get to it" they all went to the back to the guild were a big rectangular white ring. Freed set the runes and in a half an hour that seemed eternal they activated.

"Ok listen" the leader of the raijinshu said, "the runes are programmed for allowing anyone to get in but not out; this means not only you but your magics as well"

"Alright" Erza said and Natsu nodded in agreement and got inside the ring.

"Are both fighters ready?" the master said.

"Yes"

"Then… begin!"

"Re-equip!" Erza yelled and in an instant, she was in her flame empress armor.

"I'm all fired up!" Natsu rushed to Erza with his fist coated with flames.

In less than a second Erza lifted her sword to strike.

In that moment, time seemed to slow down for Natsu.

'What? Since when she is so slow?'

In a blink, Natsu sidestepped, leaving wide-eyed Erza.

With the spectators.

"Wow! Did Natsu actually dodged that?!" a random member said.

"Amazing! Don't you think master?" Mira said.

"Yes, although even if Natsu became stronger Erza hasn't been slacking off either; so to dodge one an attack like that so easily…"

Meanwhile Kamui listened to their words and could only think 'I have a bad feeling about this'

With Erza and Natsu.

Erza was still a bit awestruck about the fact that Natsu dodged one of her attacks at full speed with little effort.

So much that she missed the left punch that Natsu threw at her, throwing her to the side of the ring, but she regained her footing before touching the barrier.

"What's wrong Erza?!" Natsu yelled half taunting, half pissed "seems you got sloppy all of a sudden!"

'I see he is still an idiot; it's not that I became slow; is that he became faster but when? How?'

She decided to push that side for now and focused on the fight; she re-equipped her sword with her lightning empress armor spear and shot a barrage of quick lightning bolts.

Natsu could not dodge the first one, which paralyzed him long enough for the rest to land.

After that, Erza quickly re-equipped to her flight armor and ran behind him in a flash.

She was about to slash him on the back but he recovered and catch her by the wrists and immediately after kicked her in the gut, pushing her back.

Natsu took the chance while Erza regained her breathing and jumped in the air with his leg raised high.

"Karyu no kagitsume!" he delivered a flaming kick to her head but she recovered just in time to dodge with a powerful jump.

The redhead shot towards the other side of the ring and re-equipped midway into her giant armor and wasting no time, she threw her spear at Natsu, who blocked but grunted under the force behind the attack and was sent flying until he hit the barrier.

Erza then re-equipped into her heavenly wheel armor and used the enhanced telekinesis to keep the spear pushing Natsu to the barrier while she prepared her attack.

"Blooming blade!" (A/N I figure out the translation by myself and was so happy for some reason that I decided to write it like this since now! XD) she shot dozens of swords at her opponent at great speed but when Natsu noticed, the world slowed down again.

'What the hell?' he was confused but shrugged it off fast, and countered. He pushed of the spear with a surge of might and ignited both of his hands before slamming them together.

"Karyu no koen!" he surrounded himself with a huge explosion that blew the swords away when they got too close.

When the flames dispersed, Natsu noticed Erza looking at him with shock but then smirked at him. Then he noticed something a bit more interesting.

His back started burning again.

'Ok I think I got it now, just need to push it a bit more' he focused on Erza again; he posture, the swords circling behind her back and even how it accented her curves and revealed a decent part of her body (I mean seriously; since when he cared about that?)

Meanwhile, Erza just noticed that Natsu was staring at her with and odd look. Which wasn't so bad but being Erza, she also noticed that he was looking at her up and down stopping by seconds in her stomach, breasts and… just her face.

Of course she started blushing "w-what are you looking at?" she said while looking away from his gaze.

"Eh?" he looked at her a few seconds more before registering her words "oh! Nothing; I just thought of something"

"What would that be?" she asked genuinely curious.

"Nothing it's just… I think I like that armor the most"

That sentence took Erza off guard (and everyone else actually but mostly she)

"…What do you mean?" she asked unsure of how to process what she just heard.

"What do I mean? What do you mean? I just said I like that armor the most; I don't see what's so complicated" he retorted with a confused face.

At his question, the answer popped in her head, but she would die of embarrassment if he heard it so she quickly thought of something that would convince him.

"I meant why this one? I always thought you would like the flame empress one more?"

"Hmm yeah, that one is cool for me but this one suits you better. Actually each time I imagine you reequipping I always think of that one, also you look good in it as well"

Erza's mind collapsed.

With the spectators.

"…Did I heard right?" Bisca asked, not believing his ears.

"I think I heard the same thing" Alzack said.

"Does that mean uncle Natsu likes aunt Erza?" Asuka asked. When the early girl said this murmurs began to sound between the members of the guild.

"QUIET! You are distracting the brawlers; we'll deal with that later" the master said.

"You can say that, but maybe it would be better if you don't grin like that" Mira said giggling.

"I don't know what you're talking about" he grinned wider.

With Natsu and Erza.

"Anyway, ready to continue?" he asked but got no response "Erza?"

'Continue? CONTINUE?! How can I continue with ANYTHING after that?! I was starting to consider getting over what is obviously a passing crush but then he comes with this! Grrr, Natsu why do you have to be so, so…'

However, before she could think of a proper adjective he spoke again.

"Err did I offend you? Crap, I did it right? Umm I'm sorry ok, I… I'll make it up to you; we'll just do anything you want after this, ok?"

Erza's brain collapsed once more.

'...I'm going to lose my mind' she thought "well if you insist then I'll accept" she managed to say with a straight face.

"Yosh! Then let's continue!" he jumped in the air and created spirals of fire in his hands "karyu no yokugeki!" he unleashed a storm of fire at Erza who manage to regain her thoughts in time to defend.

"Re-equip" she glowed for a moment and when the light dissipated she was clad in her black wings armor with her ocean empress sword.

She began slashing at the fire rapidly sending water waves at it; enhanced by the armor, each attack became stronger than the last.

The clash of magics resulted in a cloud of vapor that blinded Natsu temporally but Natsu's nose warned him of an attack from above. Once again, he reacted one time and managed to dodge his opponent's holy hammer.

Natsu saw an opening then and inhaled deeply; preparing all the magic he could in a single moment.

"Karyu no hoko!" he shot a huge stream of fire towards Erza but was a second to late so she managed to re-equip on time.

When the smoke cleared all he could see were the shields of Erza's adamantine armor, but then she opened them revealing something else.

Behind the shields, she was wearing her flame empress armor.

"Do you understand Natsu?" she asked smirking "I've been working on this just for you; combining the heat resistance of my flame empress armor and using it to increase the defensive power of my adamantine shields. This is the biggest heat resistance I'm capable of right now; do you think you can beat it?"

Natsu smirked as well.

"Ohhh, I'm so fired up right now" he smirked as well, the burning feeling in his back being almost as great as the first time 'I just need to push it a bit more and I will need it to beat that' he started gathering a great amount of magic power.

"Metsuryu ougi" a tower of fire erupted around Natsu and Erza close her shields, preparing for the impact.

'Don't hold back' he thought and then he yelled "guren bakuenjin!" he shot a tunnel of blades towards his opponent.

The attack landed, but made little to no damage to the shield.

'Keep… pushing… just… a bit… MORE!' a stream of fire erupted from his back, taking the shape of a dragonfly wing and at the same time, the size of Natsu's attack increased at least four times.

'He did it' Erza thought as the attack pushed her back until she slammed against the barrier; the shields a little bit more than ragged.

She re-equipped back to her heart-crux armor and was about to congratulate Natsu but…

"That's enough Dragneel-san! Turn your magic power off now!" the concerned voice of Kamui reached everyone, except for Natsu.

This was a new sensation for him.

'This is amazing; I feel like if I could increase my magic power more and more…'

BOOOM!

A sudden burst of magic pressure different from anything they have felt before emanated from Natsu, so powerful that it even destroyed the runes.

"What is this?!" Makarov yelled, trying to shield himself from the immense heat.

"I'll bring master but you have to stay away from him!" Kamui yelled.

"What are you…?" Laxus started but she had disappeared "shit!"

Inside the guild.

On one of the tables, the man named Zet continue sleeping, the transfusion successful and now he just needed to rest a bit.

"Master! Please wake up!" the voice of Kamui sounded from one of the machines "Please! Dragneel-san acquired the wing and had just become unstable!"

His eyes shot open.

"That damn idiot" he said before jumping of the bed and running to the back of the guild.

With Natsu.

Erza watched in amazement at the magic the exceeded from Natsu; the only time she remembered feeling something more powerful was when she faced the dragons at crocus.

However, from the look on Natsu's face, he was not having a good time for this.

"Natsu?" her worry skyrocketed when she looked at him better.

In short, he looked like a pointillism picture; his whole body seemed made of millions of particles.

He looked at his hand with what looked like fear "I feel… weird" he said.

The particles began separating; floating to the sky.

"Natsu?!" she ran to him but before she could reach him she noticed a figure in the sky that was falling fast towards them, a rod materializing in his hand.

The figure turned out to be that man that was sleeping in the guild, and he slammed the point of the rod in the back of Natsu's neck.

Natsu opened his eyes in a silent scream of pain as an electric current traveled across his body, pulling all the particles back to their place as well as pushing the wing back in his body.

After doing this, he fell to the ground panting.

"Whoa! That was… odd… but thanks man; I thought I was going to-ack!" he chocked when he grabbed him by the neck and lifted him.

"Oi! What do you think you are doing?!" Erza re-equipped with a sword and pointed it at the man.

"Ohhh believe me there are many things I would like to do to this suicide idiot" he answered shocking everyone.

"What are you talking about?" she asked but he ignored her.

"What the hell were you thinking?! Didn't you hear Kamui warning you about this?!" Zet yelled at Natsu.

"I think it must be really funny, right? Acting before thinking and solve everything with brute strength, right? Well guess what? That is over, finish, kaput, ancient story, in the vault of 'never ever again' call it whatever you want, I guess you didn't even know what you were doing"

"Well... no not really-ow!" he grunted in pain when the man head-butted him.

"I saw you on the GMG; your magic container resists less than 8000 ethernano revolutions, but you forced it o more than 11000er! Do you know what happens when someone pushes themselves that far?!"

Natsu was now half-confused half-scared while the rest of the guild (especially Makarov and Erza) wanted to know the answer.

"They disestablish in pure ethernano! The wing is labeled as a forbidden magic for a reason! Arg, do you know what happened to the last guy who played with this power?!"

"Err, no?" he asked dumbly.

"He lost an arm" he said darkly shocking everyone as they shifted their gazes to the robotic arm that held Natsu's neck.

He lowered Natsu so they were at eye level "you will never use that again without my permission, got it?"

The dragon-slayer gulped "g-got it"

Zet held his gaze a few seconds more; printing the word 'death' in everyone's minds.

"…Good! I'm glad you understand" he said with a smile making everyone fall on their backs.

He looked at the scene confused "What's wrong with you?"

"Don't mind them" Cana stepped forward "it has been a very strange day even for us so we are a bit more vulnerable than usual"

"Ah, Belly-san! Thank you for saving me, even after all the troubles I caused you"

"Don't mention it but… don't you think you are forgetting something?" she sweatdropped at the end.

"Oh? What could that be?"

"She means that you are still holding Natsu" Erza said a bit irritated.

He looked down and saw a pink-haired man whose face was slowly turning blue.

"Oh right! Sorry" he released him.

"Don't… worry" he said catching his breath.

"Ekhm" Makarov called their attention "I think this is a good moment for you to tell us what's going on here"

"Yes; after all this I assume you have many questions" he thought for a moment "maybe we should all get back inside, it could be more comfortable for everyone" Makarov nodded.

"Ok brats, if you want to know what happened to Natsu and who attacked your brothers get back inside"

"Hold on" Laxus spoke "Am I the only one who noticed he just called Cana Belly-san?" most of them lit their eyes in realization.

"No you aren't Laxus, but we have more important matters at hand" Mirajane spoke "but don't worry I'll talk to her myself later to get all the details" she smiled warmly/evilly.

"Geez cut it out would you? It's just a nickname; is not like he likes me or anything" Cana said sincerely annoyed.

"Well…" Zet pondered the idea making Cana sincerely embarrassed; she could hear Mira and other of her female guild mates squealing.

"D-do you really think it's the time and place to discuss that?!" she yelled blushing.

"Not really" the tone he used made everyone shut up.

"After what happened here, you are in right to know what happened, but if you wish to hear it, you have to know you'll cross a point of no return"

Most of them looked unsure at this; they didn't like the tone he used.

Natsu spoke "I'll listen" everyone looked at him.

"I was about to die" he shocked everyone "for the first time in my life I really felt that I was going to die; I would just fade into nothing and disappear. And I want to know why"

After hearing this, everyone's resolve returned.

"We will listen" the master said making Zet sigh.

"Alright"

I know, I know; I'm a goddamn lazy-ass but in my defense I started writing to get my ideas out of head; I wasn't expecting more than one person (me) liking those ideas.

Anyways, the point is that I'm a terrible writer with terrible motivations so if you want me to update faster you'll have to give me that motivation *cough* reviews *cough*.

I guess I have nothing left to say except 'sorry, please don't send a hitman for me' and see you next time!