Hi, this is Percy Jackson. I grabbed the writer's phone 'cus he was asleep. Might as well write a chapter of my own 'cus duh, this is my story...

I just heard the guy talk about Spaghetti in his dreams... the guy must love food a lot...

HEY!

Crap, he's awake. GOTTA GO!


Percy laid down on his mat in the soft sand, the warmth of the summer sun and the cool sea-breeze comforted him, giving him a lazy vibe. The umbrella gave him a nice shade, though the peace was somewhat ruined with the tourists all oooing and aaaing at every island and landmark they stumbled upon.

But Percy guessed it was okay. The beaches in Palawan, Philippines really did inspire awe.

Percy was enjoying watching the waves crash on some children playing around at the shore and was happy to see the kids laugh then try their luck again at trying not to get knocked down by the waves.

He looked around and saw two large boys kicking and stomping on a sand castle and causing a young girl to cry.

Percy shook his head, then watched the sea again. He saw a wave incoming and concentrated. The waves seemed to slow down, holding back and building up more pressure.

Just a little more.

When Percy sensed it was strong enough, he let go. The waves instantly crashed on almost everyone on the shore, though he took care to make sure the tourists didn't get hurt. When the waves receded, there were two surprised looking children, wet but unharmed, but the bullies had had been knocked down into the sand, without theor trunks on.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" everyone at the beach laughed their heads off at the sight of two naked boys, their faces as red as a tomato. They stood up and covered themselves, running and crying "Mommy! Daddy! Help us!" he saw them run into two very emberassed parents.

Percy chuckled to himself and went back to relaxing.

Glad to see you're enjoying yourself he heard a voice say.

Percy cursed. "Come on Chaos! Let me enjoy myself! It's not everyday i can take a break from my duties and relax!"

Oh shut up Jackson the voice commanded.

"You shut up Chaos" he mumbled.

For My sake! Act your age Jackson! You're at least 5000 years old.

"That's bull Chaos. I'm only 21 years of age!" He replied.

He heard a new voice speak.

Perseus Jackson! Don't use that tone on Lady Chaos! A second voice boomed.

Thank you Void.

"You're siding with her now!?"

Well she is the creator of all existence.

Percy sighed, knowing he couldn't win this. He sat up and said "Fine! You win. Just tell me what you guys need"

Get to your hotel room as fast as you can Chaos ordered.

Bring us back some of that Filipino Halo-halo that i've heard so much about.

Percy groaned, wishing that Chaos hadn't called him. He rubbed his head and stood, fixing up his umbrella and mat. He went to the nearest shop and bought 3 Halo-halos 'cus he was a fan himself. He payed and left, trudging towards his hotel.

Percy unlocked his room and entered, throwing all his stuff on the other side of the room save for the plastic bag filled with the refreshing drinks.

"Ahem" a voice said. Percy rolled his eyes "Don't 'ahem' me Princess" he mocked.

"Princess!?" Chaos yelled in outrage.

"Chaos, leave it be" Void said "We have more serious topics to attend to". Chaos simply crossed her arms.

Percy took a good look at both of them. Void still looked the same as he had been when they first met, though he was wearing a loud yellow shirt that said 'I Palawan!' and simple brown shorts. Chaos on the other hand wore a dark purple tank top and jean-shorts. Her pale skin and raven black hair would've made her very noticeable, but the dark, violet eyes drew more attention.

"So, what is it that's so importance that forced you two to grace me with your presence" bowing at the word grace.

"I would appreciate if you would remove the sarcasm child" Void said.

"Anyway, Percy we have a mission for you". Percy raised a brow "Can't you let the Vanguard handle it?" He asked, annoyance clear in his voice.

"Afraid not Percy" Chaos spoke. She looked pointedly at Percy. "It's time Perseus".

Percy's eyes widened in surprise, then groaned "Come on! Seriously? You expect me to work with four other people i've never met!?".

"We're sorry Percy, we really are" Void said holding his hands up in mock surrender "But we had to keep you five as far from each other as possible. Believe me, if it never came to this, you five would never see each other. Personally, i like it that way".

"I don't" Chaos spoke up.

Percy put his hands behind his head then asked in a much more serious tone "How long 'til he breaks loose, Lord Void?". "I'd say a month. Maybe less".

"I see. I'll see to it that i'll leave first thing in the morning, just give me the coordinates" Percy said.

Chaos and Void looked worriedly at each other, than Chaos turned to Percy "You won't be needing any coordinates" worry in her voice.

Percy raised an eye brow then crossed his armd "Why? Is it some place i'm familiar with, Lady Chaos?".

"Yes".

"Ah, then just give me the-"

Void cut him off "Camp Half-Blood".

Instantly the room became silent, the summer temperature dropping below zero degrees. Percy's sea-green eyes became colder, staring at Void with contempt. He clenched his fist.

"Camp Half-Blood?" He asked calmly.

"Percy..." Chaos warned.

"I recall a few thousand Chaotic years ago that i wouldn't have to step foot there ever again".

Void stepped forward, standing between Percy and Chaos. "Perseus Jackson! You are a soldier of Chaos!".

"Really? Am i a soldier, your knight in shining armor? Or am i a weapon you use when you need to, then replace when you see something better?" Percy sneered, venom in his voice.

"Percy, it's been five years, surely-"

"Don't you dare say things have changed!" He cut Void off "I know what they're doing! Yes, they're searching for me, but for execution, because they believe that i deserted them. Not only that, but that whore Annabeth Chase decided to replace me with Apollo!" He walked forward towards Void, his eyes glowing white. He grabbed the collar of Void's shirt and slammed him against the wall.

"You know very well what they did to me! For a decade, all that i had left me. Both camps mocked me, laughing at me for becoming a lowly wanderer. The gods belittled me, pushing me around when i was the one who saved them! My friends turned their back on me, choosing that brat of a Son of Neptune, believing he was better than me!" He gritted his teeth, tears streaming down "For ten years, all i wanted was to validate my existence. For ten years i bent over backwards, saving the gods' good for nothing children!" He stared at Void who was surprisingly calm "And you expect me to return to them?".

Void placed his hand on Percy's and removed it from his collar. "Yes Percy. I do".

Percy said nothing, instead he simply nodded. He turned to Chaos who had an amused expression. "I suppose my grief is some form of amusement for you?" Chaos' expression changed to dead serious. "I admit, that was quite entertaining, but you're still my son. No matter what, i will always be here for you" she stood and grabbed his face "But right now, we need you Percy. We need Conquest" at this, the glow in Percy's eyes died down, reverting back to sea-green.

Void coughed "Good. Alright Percy, it seems that you're ready. You'll meet your comrades tomorrow. I suggest you get some rest" he said. He held out his hand, and Percy shook it. Chaos hugged Percy, with him squeezing back.

"We'll be taking our leave now Percy" Chaos said with a smile. They both melted into the shadows and dissappeared.

Percy pinched the bridge of his nose, visibly pissed at Chaos and Void. He trudged towards his bed and lied down. He grabbed the remote and turned on the television, the screen showing him the channel he needed the most. Animax.

"Well, guess i might as well enjoy the rest of the day in class" he smiled to himself and called room service, ordering the best masseuse plus a serving of the chef's special. As he put down the phone, he thought to himself 'Look on the bright side Perce. At least you have cool powers. Why not use that to make the campers crap themselves'. Percy chuckled at this.


The gods were arguing. Again.

"Zeus, Poseidon, once again i plead of you two to rethink your decision" Hestia pleaded. "I agree with aunt Hestia" Artemis announced "Perseus Jackson cannot be convicted of these crimes".

Zeus summoned his Master Bolt and stood "AM I NOT THE LORD OF OLYMPUS!? WHAT I DECREE IS IRREVOKABLE!" Zeus' anger had caused an instant, unpredicted storm over New York.

Please Zeus. If you were half the lord, or lady, i am then you would give serious thought about this.

The gods became silent, all of them paled knowing whose voice that belonged to.

"No way" Ares muttered.

"Not now" Hera was paling even more.

"Ah shit" Zeus said, nearly doing the same to his suit.

A purple helix appeared from the floor. As soon as it appeared, it started to take human form, a feminine shape. Soon a woman appeared at the base of the hearth, wearing a a cloak that seemed to be woven from the galaxy itself. Her raven black hair and pale complexion seemed to glow while her eyes were the same as her cloak, seemingly encasing a galaxy in both eyes. But what threw them off was her tiara. It floated above her head, black as night with a symbol in the center: a double helix strand.

"Lady Chaos" Demeter said in awe.

"Hello dear" Chaos smiled.

Hestia ran to her before bowing before her. The rest of the gods followed suite, shrinking to human size and kneeled, except for Zeus, who was left standing with genuine shock plastered on his face.

"Oh please Olympians. You know very well that i dislike bowing. In fact, i dislike crowns as well, but formalities call for it" she said, waving her hand so that the gods would stand.

"What brings you here m'lady?" Artemis asked.

"I will tell, but first bring Hades here. All the Olympians need to hear this". She looked expectantly at Hermes.

Hermes bowed "It would be my honor lady" instantly he vanished. Exactly two seconds later, Hermes and Hades appeared.

"Hermes, two seconds..."

Hermes got confident "My lady Chaos, i am happy to impress".

"You're getting sloppy" Chaos continued. Hermes facepalmed himself while the other gods snickered.

Zeus reverted to his human form. "Chaos, what is it that brings you here?" He asked.

"Husband" Hera glared.

"What?"

Chaos chuckled at this. "Ah Zeus, your pride amuses me, but please do not forget your place, boy".

"I-i apologize Lady Chaos, forgive me" he said, though he was having diciffulties in bowing.

"Anyway, i came here to warn all of you" she continued "A threat that has been concealed for trillions of years is on the verge of escaping its bonds".

"Well whatever threat it is, i'm sure that us Olympians can handle it" Zeus announced. "Please Zeus. At best, all you Olympians could do to him is amuse him" Chaos said.

Artemis rubbed the back of her head "Lady Chaos, with all due respect, may i ask who he is?" She asked. Chaos smiled. "See Zeus? Take notes from your dear daughter in humility" she gestured to Artemis who was blushing "But to answer your question Artemis, the threat is the Wither".

Hermes laughed "The Wither? Sounds like that boss from Minecraft. The one with three heads".

"Hermes".

Hermes stopped and apologized.

"I suggest you take this matter seriously Olympians. Not only is Earth at stake here, but also all of existence". Chaos then waved her hand, images appearing of five individuals. Four were female, the other male. "The Wither's power is equal to mine, but i used most of my power to seal him, though it was only a temporary fix. I will send my five children to assist you against him and his army".

Poseidon got pissed at this "Lady Chaos, if what you say is true then how can we Olympians stand a chance against this creature, much less five children!?". Chaos looked angrily at Poseidon "Watch your tone boy. Incapacitated or not, i can still wipe you off existence. As for my children, they're powers are close to the level of my original state. I send them to help you because i must" Chaos then waved her hand again, changing the image to an image of Earth "Trust me Olympians. If Gaea wasn't involved, or if we could hold out on another planet, then we would! But i have no choice. Whether you like it or not, you're going to welcome my children to your camp, and i expect your kids to treat them with respect". She swiped her hand, removing the images, then turned and stormed off.

"Don't piss them off either! They might wreck Olympus. Especially Conquest".