- Authors Starting Note -

!SPOILERS!

Spoilers?

Eh, fuck it. Spoilers. . . I think.

Anyways, for any of you Undertale fans (See what I did there?), THIS IS NOT FRISK. It's an OC very similar to the yellow soul; (Bravery). So don't whine saying it should have been Frisk.

Wait…

Lesbian action between Muffet and Frisk? Well sheeet, maybe I should write something about that too!

I don't know, I first need to see how this story goes, should I finish it? Should I make it a one off? Should I go fuck myself? Who knows, really depends on how many views this gets.

Well, that is all for now, also if you see any errors; feel free to point it out.

I would love to correct it.

See you all at the bottom.

Muffet's "Little" Stress Reliever Project

Chapter 1

"WHAT!?" Yelled an upset human who recoiled at the prices of Muffet's bake sale.

"What do you mean, what?" She replied in an innocent manner. "All of the funding of this bake sale goes to the aid of rescuing the spiders trapped in the ruins." She informed him, hiding her disbelief that she even needed to inform him of their cause.

"No way lady." He said adjusting the hilt of his sword. "As much as I would like to help you with your trapped spider friends, I'll have to sell my sword twenty times to even make a fraction of what that's worth." The nineteen-year-old said as Muffet speared him a glare with her five eyes.

"There is nothing I can do." He said, returning the look to her. "I only have one hundred gold pieces and I need all of it for the Inn that I'll be staying in." He said as he pulled a silver watch out of his black trench coat pocket to check the time.

Muffet sighed. "Of course, of course!" She said with a new found enthusiasm. "I'm sorry, I forget about other monster's needs!."

But you aren't a monster, aren't you?

SO IT DOESN'T APPLY TO YOU

She thought to herself.

"Well, I'm glad you understand." The teen smiled as he awkwardly scratched the back of his head.

"Hey." He said getting the attention of Muffet who was brewing a mischievous thought. "You wouldn't know how to get back to Snowdin?" He asked tilting his head slightly.

"Snowdin?" She suppressed a wicked smiled. "If you continue down the right, you will see all the steam pipes that will fly you through the bridge on the east. The door should be opened as my spiders have already taken care of the puzzles here." She gave a fake confident smile who the human bought as a friendly gesture. "Then through the doors, you're going to want to go left again, there should be a shortcut that goes straight to Snowdin!" She exclaimed happily.

"Wow, really? Thanks for the Info ma'am. I dislike traveling the longer route. The monsters get more active during this time and I get a bit fatigued of beating them down until they subject to mercy." He said with a chuckle.

"Thanks again, if I become a millionaire I'll be sure to buy some of your baked goods." He teased. "Take care." He waved as he walked away; trench coat fluttering through the hot winds. All the while Muffet masking her face with a deceiving smile.

*Couple minutes later*

"Hmm. . . " The human thought as he stood at an impasse. He eyed the dark cave that is suppose to be the shortcut. He began thinking to himself if this was worth the trouble. His answer was decided when his rumbling stomach got the better of him. There may be no sun here but his stomach sure knew the internal clock. And that clocked says its time for dinner.

The teen unsheathed his sword with his right hand and stood strong. He shook off a small bag he was carrying around his shoulder with a thick string. It fell with a pathetic plop. The human crouched down, stuck his hand inside the bag and pulled out a stick that was covered by a dirty rag at the tip. The human unwrapped the stick to reveal that black tip of a torch. He then picked it the bag hung it around his shoulder once more.

He shoved a hand down he left pocket and took out a silver lighter. He opened it with a clank, and sparked the flint to produce a small flame. He held the small fire to the torch and after a couple of seconds the torch ignited, causing him to recoil a bit from the hot flame. Sticking his left arm out cause the black hole to vanish into a slightly lit cave. He began his cautious steps toward the abyss. As he entered, he felt something sticky on his leather boots. He tilted his foot up to his view and saw stringy, white patterns.

"Webbing?" He whispered to himself as the gears in his head turned. Suddenly a string of web shot straight out of the darkness and grabbed hold of the foot he raised. He gasped at the sudden attack and yelled when he was pulled violently off his feet, landing with a sickening thud as he was dragged along the dirt into the darkness. He quickly reacted and swung his sword at the attacking cobweb; slicing it apart from his foot. His body immediately stopped as he stuck his other leg into the ground. Regaining his balance, he entered a combat stance and tried to get his bearings of the cave.

Loud crawling can be heard as he positioned himself wherever the noise was heard. His torch lit the cave up nicely, but it wasn't enough to light it all the way up. He just realized how huge the cave really was as he saw clusters of cobweb that had no end. He bit his lower lip as he anticipated the next attack.

The crawling stopped.

He waited for movement, it seemed like hours were passing by. The deafening sound of nothing began to ring in his ears as he grew tense. He inhaled a deep breath and slowly released it. The human slowly turned and examined the area with the torch. He barely noticed what seemed like a doorway just a couple feet away from him.

An exit maybe? Or a path that may lead deeper inside the cave.

He thought.

He decided to do something very risky.

He went into a riposte stance and Loosed the grip on his torch, he tossed it inside only to revealed Muffet in an intimating pouncing position. In an effort to protect himself, he thrust his sword when Muffet threw herself at him but was surprised when she parried the blade away from herself. It sent his aim flying to the right with the force she threw.

She tackled him hard enough to send them both to the ground; the torch and sword flew out of his hands in the tackle. The torch rolled away from them causing a small amount of light for the human as they fought. They wrestled each other on the sticky ground. He punched, kicked and spat. She bit, scratched and pinned him down with her six arms. He was now in her deadly embrace; his resistance was no match for her six armed grips.

Muffet began to laugh uncontrollably as he struggled to break free from her will. She laid on him, putting all her weight on him to assure him that he wasn't going anywhere.

"What is the meaning of this!?" He shouted angrily when he recognize it was the spider at the bake sale. Muffet laid two hands down on his face, controlling his head for examining. She twisted it left and right, up and down, all the while giving off a sick disturbing vibe.

"The meaning of what, human?" She finally replied as she felt the human's head, giving a large interest on his fleshy neck.

"Why did you attack me? Are you seriously fucking pissed that I didn't buy any of your overpriced shit!" He yelled with new found vigor, struggling twice as hard as before. Only stopping cold when he felt a wet object at his neck. His eyes opened wide as Muffet slowly licked up at his neck to his ear.

"Wh-what are you doing!?" He said. . . Confused as fuck if I may add.

"If you can't give me any gold, then I'm going to kill you and sell all of your possessions." Licking her lips she opened her mouth once more. "But before I do that, I'm going to take something else." She seductively said as she rubbed herself against him.

"H-H-Holdthefuckup!" The human flustered. "What do you mean by that?!" He masked himself with anger to hide his embarrassment as he already knew what she meant.

"I've just been soooo stressed about my spiders being lost and the tension has been growing on me for yearrrsss. If you can't help relieve that stress with money." She paused as her face blushed violently. "Then you're gonna have to relieve it with your body." She said as she slowly began to rub herself against the human who began to naturally get a turn on; he frowned when he couldn't keep it down.

"Like hell you are you! Ge' off of me!" He said hotly as he once again struggled for his unplowed soil. Muffet was only getting more drenched by the second. She took great lust seeing him trying to break free; only making her hornier than before.

"I'm actually a virgin. . . You're not a monster so you are the only one that I can rape without no one caring. I've been having fantasies of doing this for so long!" Her face flushed red, as she began to give off heat.

"R-rape?" The human stuttered. "Let go of me now! I don't want to give it to you, I have someone back at home! Release me! Release me now!" He yelled.

"You're are so cute. . . Please keep struggling! You're turning me on so much!" She barely was able to speak as she thrust herself even harder against the human's crotch.

"S-stop that! Y-you're making a fool out of yourself! I'm saving myself for someone! Please stop!" He suppressed the urge to moan as panic began to set in.

"So you're a virgin too!" She yelled with excitement "That's even better! The way you fight and struggle for freedom, it- it just makes me all tingly inside! I love it when prey tries to escape." She said as she bit down on the neck of the human who groaned with pain. She released a pheromone inside him that'll make him horny. She wondered how long he'll last.

"Enough! I swear I'll break your fucking head open If you don't stop now!" He threatened.

"Ahhh, the threats roll in, I wonder how long you'll be able to keep that tough guy act before you finally break down." She said as she stuffed his face with her breast to muffle his next words.

"YOWFF MUWTHAFWKWER!" The human muffled as he desperately try to shake his head away but the grip from Muffet hands were too strong as they pushed his head deep inside her bosom. Muffet gained a sick turn on as his eyes began to slowly lose life after holding him down for a good minute; she raised her chest.

*GASP*

The human breathed in sharply and violently coughed, some of his saliva flew from his mouth to Muffet's lips, where she proceeded to lick it off. "Here I'll help you." She said with a calm voice as she forced her tongue down the human's mouth. He tried to recoil but Muffet pushed his head towards hers, forcing his mouth to Muffet's lips. She grabbed his tongue with her soft, pink lips and proceeded to pull on gently before letting go with a quick kiss.

"Pl-stop!" He coughed trying to regain his composure as he began to feel different. "Enough is enough!" But nobody responded Muffet was too busy thrusting herself against the human who was now having trouble holding in his moans. She began to vigorously move quickly, providing too much pressure for the both of them. She deathly went quiet as her clit rubbed heavily down the human's shaft, he could not keep it in anymore.

"I-I ah! Er! I say… AhhHA! Haha!" He moaned giving Muffet the determination to move faster.

"I SA-SAID! Stop this at ONCE" He screamed down the cave causing it to echo. Muffet's head flew up in the air as her entire body twitched from her orgasm. Her panties soaking up to the point of dripping down to the human's crotch, setting off a huge discomfort on the teen's face. Muffet's breathing became rapid as she laid herself down to the human chest, both having trouble catching their breath.

"Y-you had your fun. . ." He said passive aggressively. "Now release me." His words didn't give any response. He struggled softly but only met the same resistance, he decided to save his energy. Muffet's breathing began to calm.

"You… You came as well." She snickered with a bright smile. The human tried to hide his face by turning his head away from her view as he felt he was being analyzed.

"Don't be embarrassed." She said creeping a hand down his pants, causing him to bite his bottom lip with a despairing look. "It's natural for you to be like this, it is the best way to help relieve tensions." The human did not respond, he only did his best to save face as he began to be felt by Muffet. With her hand now physical touching his penis covered in his cum.

"Hey…" Muffet's head perked up, interested to see if he finally broke. "C-come..." He paused. "Come closer." She immediately felt a chill go up her spine.

"What was that?" She said holding her temptation to full-on sexually assaulting him.

"I said… Come closer." He repeated.

"Like this?" Muffet said as she drew her head closer to the humans.

He looked directly into Muffet's eyes. "A little more…" He said with a face so red it can be called the hot lands. Muffet lips were an inch away from his.

"C-..Close your eyes." She hesitated but did anyways.

"This is so scandalous, I wonder what you're going to do ne- OWW!" Muffet yelped as the human shove his forehead against hers. He did it hard enough to send Muffet recoiling a bit; the human then lifted both his legs and bucked Muffet off, giving off a cry of pain when she received said blow. He stood up in a discomforting look as blood dripped down his forehead. He quickly scanned the room and saw his sword, dashing towards it within the same second.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Yelled an angry looking Muffet, she opened her mouth and shot out a sticky white string of the web to the human's foot. To her surprise, he dived and rolled causing it to miss.

"Once I get this sword I'm going to split your fucking neck oppPPEE!" He face planted the ground with a heavy thud. He raised his head in agony as blood rushed out of his nose. He noticed he was trapped in cobweb that pulled at his foot, like a mouse trap for humans. His sword was only a couple inches from his reach. The human desperately lifted his arm and found great trouble moving just an inch. Muffet felt pleasure seeing his only hope of freedom within a couple inches from him. She slowly walked to where the sword was.

He was getting closer and closer to getting it, his face was as determined as ever.

It struck tingles throughout her entire body.

His eyes widen when his middle finger finally touched the hilt of his sword only changing his expression of shock and horror when Muffet picked it up a tossed it aside.

"N-no…" He whispered, he finally gave in and collapsed within the web that was holding him down, only slowly repeating the word no over and over again.

"Don't worry human…" Muffet spoke to the captured prey whose expression turned back into anger but didn't say a word. She bent down and whispered in his ear.

"I'll be sure to rape you so hard so that tough guy act is broken forever." The human spat at her face.

"It's okay, I like the way you taste. Now pleasant dreams, for now, you'll wake up in a couple of minutes." She said with a plain face as she grabbed the human's face, slowly slithering her tongue down at his neck and licking the area clean of blood. She then stuck out her fangs and slowly approached the human who tried to recoil but proved futile.

He breathed in sharply when Muffet stuck both her fangs into the human's neck, slowly injecting a sleep agent into him. His eye slowly closes into darkness.

- Author's End Note -

Well shit guys

That chapter one. Believe or not, the first comment was "FUCKING GROSS" which made my sides hurt for a while.

Did you guys like this? I thought it was nice. Chapter 2 will be out shortly (Already out) so go ahead and follow me for updates. What? You didn't like it and people like me should burn in hell for writing such abominations? Sorry little weirdos, I'm all out of vacation days. Wait never mind im not, guess I'll go drink bleach.

See you all next time.