Hey guys... hehe... this is awkward... I apologize for the five month hiatus. I've been very busy in the past few months. I've been working on other stories, I had high school to deal with. I even went to my very first WrestleMania in April, though you won't care unless you're a WWE fan.
Anyways I forgot this story was here so I apologize for the delay.
Anyways here's Part 2
Dan is walking around the apartment with an angry look on his face as Chris tries to calm him down.
Chris: Dan calm down. It's okay.
Dan: I'LL EAT THEIR CHILDREN!
Chris: Dan you've already said that! And that's still disgusting!
Dan: We've been cancelled, gosh darn it!
He restrains himself from swearing but opens his eyes and realizes something good from cancellation.
Dan: Wait! We've been cancelled! I can swear for real!
He takes a deep breath as Chris covers his ears.
Dan: SON OF A...
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A/N: Technical Difficulties. Please wait :D *troll Texan face*
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Dan sighs in relaxation as his cursing spree has finished.
Dan: Boy! That felt good!
Chris: I didn't even know there were so many ways to curse!
As relaxed as Dan might seem to be, he's still angry but this time, Dan is beyond the maximum limit to get angry like he usually is.
Dan: That still doesn't ignore the fact that we've been cancelled! Over a show with girly rainbow colored donkeys!
Chris: Look, Dan, I know your upset, but cancellation can be a good thing.
Dan: Name one thing?
Chris looks down at his feet and stares at them. He also grabs his arm and rubs it nervously.
Chris: Um... well... let's see... theres... um... I guess you can... uh... maybe you can... uh...
Dan crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow to him.
Dan: Uh-huh. I didn't think so.
Chris: Look, I know this is all new to us but why don't you just calm down, we'll grab a bite to eat.
Dan: Seriously, what is with you and food?!
He only shrugs and turns away from Chris and walks down the sidewalk.
Chris: Dan? Where are you going?!
Dan: Your house!
Chris: What?! Dan you can't...
Dan: Why? Is it because Elise is there?!
Chris: Yeah!
Dan: Oh relax you big baby! It's not like it's her time of the month!
Chris frowns at Dan's inappropriate joke. He shakes his head and follows the pale, short tempered man.
The two arrive at the house where Chris' wife Elise is sitting on the couch reading a book. Chris walks into the house much to Elise's delight, however this proves to be short lived as Dan walks in too much to Elise's annoyance. She talked one look at Dan's superbly angry face and motions Chris to come to her.
Elise: What is Dan's vendetta on this time?
Chris: The TV network.
Elise: Did they cancel a show of his?
Chris: Something like that...
He shows Elise the letter from Hub Network which she reads. As she finishes the letter, her eyes widen in shock.
Elise: What?! WE'VE been cancelled?!
Dan walks up to Elise, unwilling to calm down despite pleas from Chris.
Dan: Now do you see why we're all in trouble?
Elise only snickers as Dan is in outrage.
Elise: I guess this means you won't be doing anymore revenge plots, huh?
Dan: Oh no... I'm doing one last plot! I'm getting revenge on those jerks and make them rue the day they decided to cancel us!
Dan stands triumphantly, hoping to get Chris and Elise on board but of course like most of his dastardly plans, they usually go against this plan.
Elise: Yeah, I don't think so Dan. Who cares if we get cancelled, that means I won't have to deal with you every week.
Dan: You don't understand! We've been taken off the air because apparently the audience wanted more of those girly ponies! I can already imagine how horrible those people are. A bunch of fat smelly, slobs, living in their mom's basement, hanging My Little Pony toys on the walls, dressing up in pink, girly pajamas, drawing the horses doing... unimaginable, things... to each other
He shudders in fear over what a casual brony, a fan of My Little Pony, would be doing.
Dan: Those sick freaks! *hurls a bit*
Elise: I'm still not helping you.
Dan: Oh come on!
Dan springs back into what his normal attitude would be, angry. He then starts to argue with Elise over how they should get payback on the network for canceling the show while Dan once again bashes the bronies for what he believes is a poor choice in life. As the argument continued, Elise's wristwatch starts beeping.
Elise: Umm... that's my... car alarm. I think a raccoon bumped into it in the garage. I'll go check it out.
She makes a dash to the garage, leaving Dan completely dumbfounded.
Dan: Chris, what is up with that woman?
As Dan and Chris were walking in the living room, Elise looks from side to side before activating her wristwatch communicator.
Communicator: Eagle's Nest to Dancing Shadow. Come in Dancing Shadow
Elise: Dancing Shadow here. What is the problem?
Communicator: uh... There is no problem.
Elise: then why are you calling me?
Communicator: Well... As you may know, that show we were in recently got cancelled...
Elise: Yeah... I'm aware.
Communicator: Anyway we at the agency decided it would be best to decommission you effective immediately.
Elise: What?!
Communicator: Oh don't act like that Dancing Shadow. You knew this was gonna happen the moment we get cancelled.
At this point, Elise was beyond shocked. Due to the shoe me getting cancelled, she is getting decommissioned.
Elise: That's not fair! You can't do this to me!
Communicator: It's already done, Elise.
This time the voice Refers to Elise by her codename instead of her actual name, making this seem absolutely serious.
Communicator: Oh, and we're sending a squad to erase your memories. So say goodbye to your husband and friends.
Elise: What?!
Communicator: Don't contact me again.
The communicator shuts off. Elise is looking at the ground in fear. She gets decommissioned because the show is cancelled. Not only that but her memories are due to be deleted. She can't let this happen.
Elise: There's no way I'm letting this go down easily.
Elise marches back into her living room where Dan and Chris were still arguing.
Dan: And that's why wrestling is an important factor that made me who I am today
Chris: Um Dan, that's a nice story and all, but that doesn't explain how this connects to getting revenge on the network.
Dan: Have you not been listening Chris. I said that...
Dan looks to the side and sees Elise come back.
Elise: I'm in.
Dan and Chris: You're what?!
Elise: I said I'm in. Now let's get in the car. Right now.
Dan: Hold up. Since when do you get to boss me around?!
Elise then marches up to Dan and stares directly at his furious eyes.
Elise: Do as I say, or else I'll get revenge on Hub instead of you!
Dan thinks for a brief moment before shrugging.
Dan: I'm only going just because I wanna.
He then walks to the garage as he gets in the car. Chris looks at Elise with a rather curious look. What has gotten into Elise. Normally she doesn't go along with Dan's ridiculous revenge ploys, and when she does get involved it's only because something provokes her.
Chris: Elise? What's gotten into you?
Elise: Hmm? Oh, I'll explain later, babe. Let's just go.
Chris stares at he innocently smiling face. But seeing nothing strange, Chris goes to the garage. Elise then follows suit as she gathers all her secret agent gadgets around the house and stuffs it in a duffel bag. She makes a dash around the house, gathering all that she can as black cars and black vans drive into the neighborhood as they all approach the house.
To be Continued...
A/N: Im back for real this time! And yes I do apologize for the delay as I completely forgotten about this. It wasn't my fault. Real life gets in the way. Anyway as you can see, I've made the characters totally aware that there been living in a TV show the entire time. It adds another sense of hilarity that I think makes this unite to other Dan Vs. fanfics out there.
As as you can see with the risk of losing her memories, she decides to take revenge on the network all of a sudden. Is she doing this for the heck of it... or is there more to this reason than meets the eye?
I can't say, you'll have to find out soon .
And I do want to take the time to thank each and every one of you who still reviewed despite my absence. Your reviews and support for the story definitely motivated me to come back to this. So to the bottom of my heart, I do say thank you.
And to those who reviewed on behalf of the brony community, thank you for understanding thst you guys will be picked apart, and for enjoying so far. Don't worry. I won't go to harsh on the jokes directed to MLP and the fans. And I don't really mean what Dan says about you all being... you know... that which he described. I'm sure you're all nice and not disgusting at all.
Anyways stay tuned next time for the next chapter, it surely will drift along well.