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Observation #13: He's on his own fansite
Ha, aha…. As if I would be allowed back into the Shokugeki ring after the- nevermind. So that leaves the other option, going on the website.
Well, I know I don't want to turn this into a public thing so a Shokugeki would be out of the question, even if I ask for a private one the fangirls will probably come anyway somehow (seriously, they can manage to get past Tootsuki security).
Let's go onto the Tootsuki Boys' fansite. (I'm going to regret this aren't I?)
ɞTootsuki Boysʚ
The #1 fansite for Yukihira Souma, Takumi Aldini, Hayama Akira, Kurokiba Ryou, and Isami Aldini.
Username:
Password:
[Login] [Sign Up]
Oh god. The background. WHY?
... IS THAT SPICE?!... And foo-
Let's get this over with.
Username: Mezzaluna
Password:Aldini
[Login] {Sign Up}
The Username is taken.
Well, what did I expect. The site didn't used to be protected by password and used to be free to view. Heck, some girl's last words at Tootsuki were "Delete my internet browsing history.", on the computer that she used at school.
Username:Isami-Sama
Password:Aldini
[Login] {Sign Up}
The Username is taken.
This is gonna take awhile.\
Username: Pasta
Password: Pasta
[Login] {Sign Up}
The Username is taken.
*Sigh
Username: Spice_queen223
Password: Hayama-sama
[Login] {Sign Up}
The Username is taken.
….. That was random, Okay?
Username: His_glorious_mane123
Password: Souma!
[Login] {Sign Up}
The Username is taken
….. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
What if I just face plant on the keyboard?
Username:hbfthgwrin
Password:iihfehfihhnaj
[Login] {Sign Up}
The Username is taken
….*deeeeep intake of breath and exhale* how...ho-how.. How would you even remember that?... Oh wait…. His Beautiful Face That Has Glee Whenever Ryou Is Near. That is one serious shipper.
What? Don't ask how I decoded that acronym.
30 minutes later
Username:Isami
Password:Aldini
[Login] {Sign Up}
Welcome Isami!
… That actually worked?!
What?!
...I just gave up at that point. HOW- WHY-?!
I guess they thought no one could take their idol's name. Let's just see what's here.
Okay, so they have numerous sections, a chat room, a fan art gallery, a fanfic collection, doujinshi, a cursing list? -for the witches who are stealing our Gods from us?!, and merch shop.
I've already seen the fan art gallery once and I do not need to see that again (screams of terror, flashbacks to apocalyptic scenes and ...large hands) sooo…. Let's visit the chat first.
Isami entered the main chat room, appropriately named Foodgasm as the fangirls are obviously not creative with their naming, much like one of their idols (*cough* Souma *cough*) which of course announced the entrance of the near participant.
Isami has joined Chat Room "Foodgasm"
…..Crap
Yuuki~Yuki: OMG OMG IS IT ACTUALLY ISAMI!?
$0um '$_Wife: no wayyyy it has to be imposter
licexRy0u: but we resarved the nmes for themselfes
ISAMMMMMIIIIIIII!: get ooofffff imposter
xX_H y m 4LUVFE_Xx: YUKI-SAMA HAS REPORTED SEEING ISAMI ON THE SITE!
HISAKO_IS_MAI_WAIFU: DON'T CALL ISAMI-SAMA WITHOUT THE SAMA! xX_H y m 4LUVFE_Xx
Erina4life has joined Chat Room "Foodgasm"
SEAF00disgud has joined Chat Room "Foodgasm"
DOOOOOOOOUUUJIMA has joined Chat Room "Foodgasm"
tsunderetakumi has joined Chat Room "Foodgasm"
Foooo0000dgasdammm has joined Chat Room "Foodgasm"
ToosukiBoi's#1fan! has joined Chat Room "Foodgasm"
Indacloset has joined Chat Room "Foodgasm"
SouxTakuxIsa423 has joined Chat Room "Foodgasm"
Cooking_g0ddess999 has joined Chat Room "Foodgasm"
569 others have joined Chat Room "Foodgasm"
Chat Room "Foodgasm" is full
Ooohhhh, crap.
This was not supposed to happen.
This was supposed to be a reconnaissance mission, a stealth mission, an -anything but what just happened mission. I literally just announced to the internet (and in turn, the entire world at this rate), that I, Isami Aldini, was on the Tootsuki Boy's fansite. One of the newer places of guilty pleasure on the internet, and was quickly gaining more and more popularity by the days (I've looked at Yoshino's admin account, I can see the people that come for the fanart *shivers).
I need to escape.
How though?
Sushiapocalyse: is dat actulaly isami-sama
RushBforfood: na man
FoodAgainstHumanity: of corse it him
Bagel'sBagel: No it's not
HUEHUEHUE: my nam is isami and i stol TAKUMI away from SOUMA huuuuuughhh
Kagami-Hime117: oh hellllll nu
Asuna5097: screwe u HUEHUEHUE
BlueBlueME: hey Isami are u actully isami
Okay now's the pathway split. Route #1: Tell the truth and get mobbed/ massacred/whatever fans do to you when you log onto their fansite, or Route #2: BS my way through this and face the wrath of angry fans.
Hmmmmmm… Choices, choices.
Well it's pretty obvious which one to choose.
Isami: Hello everyone! I just joined and went through a lot of names but I ended up with this one. My favorite Tootsuki Boy is Souma though.
I am going to regret this.
SouxTakuxIsa423: so it waz a fake
HISAKO_IS_MAI_WAIFU: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO TAKE HIS GLORIOUS NAME. ISAMI-SAMA'S NAME ISN'T SOMEHTING THAT CAN JUST BE TAKEN, ITS SACRED AND IS RESERVED FOR HIM ONLY.
Tsunderetakumi: thats right u can't jus steal his name lik that
Well this is going great. Almost as great as that time I nearly got expelled. Just need to exit the chat room, and/or change accounts and/or somehow get the rumor gone….
Hmmm?
{INBOX- 1 New }
You have been invited to private chat room " The Potato King and his Merry Band"
Do you accept?
{Yes} [No]
Might as well. I mean I only just created this account and people already hate me.
Isami has left Chat Room "Foodgasm"
Isami has joined private Chat Room "The Potato King and his Merry Band"
SirSpicealot: So he finally managed to drag him here
DogoftheSea: took him long enough
ThePotatoKing: mwhahahahaha join the merry band of the potato king!
Isami: What
Gelatomi: Isami, you got brought here by Yukihira too?
Yukihira? Brought here? So, is this actually a chat room for the people the fansite is for?
...and what's with the names?
Isami: Wait, what is this even? Why are you all here? On the Tootsuki Boy's Official Fansite?! And what's with the name?
ThePotatoKing: i know its u isami, i asked yoshino. U should already know who evryone is
Isami: …..
Isami: Nii-san, what are you doing on this site? Before even I joined?
Gelatomi: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Isami: You do realise I'm in the next room right?
Isami: What have you been doing while I was running from Mimasaka? And how is it that you haven't been caught being on here before?
Isami clicked on each of their profiles all displaying that they had more or less been on the site for a few months.
A few months? Without me or possibly Mimasaka knowing?
Isami: So while i've been trying to dispel the rumor that, FOR THE LAST TIME I"M NOT IN LOVE WITH YUKIHIRA, you all have just been playing around and doing absolutely nothing to get rid of it?
Isami: And you even encouraged it Yukihira, why?
ThePotatoKing: well… it was funy seing u run aroun campus from fan girls …..
Isami: …. Please tell me I did not just spend my entire day running from fans and Mimasaka for one of your pranks.
SirSpiceaLot: You did.
Isami has left the chatroom "The Potato King and his Merry Band"
SirSpicealot: You should not have said that
Well… I suppose bribing will work.
3 missing socks from Yukihira, and one unimportant spice bottle from Hayama later….
The Tootsuki Recette
I, Sawashima Mimiko, President of the Tootsuki Newspaper Club, would like to formally apologize to my readers about an article I printed in the previous issue. My fellow student Isami Aldini is not writing a fictional piece of literature about another student, Yukihira Souma, and does not hold and further affection for him other than a "close friendship". I sincerely apologize for the misconception. Please continue to read our newspaper regardless of this incident.
Yoshino has many talents. And I have many way to bribe.
P.S. The president of the Tootsuki Newspaper Club was recently seen with a few extra socks hidden on her body and seems to be using a particular spice bottle
Okay, so I know I said I started to type this out a long time ago, but then I got swept away by work, handbells, volunteer stuff, vacations, sickness, and over all, Mystic Messenger…. and Haikyuu! …... and Sousei No Onmyouji…. and Fairy Tail…. And High School Applications… and a crap ton of other stuff. This is the latest I posted a chapter. And honestly I'm kinda surprised that people actually like it, I mean we're at like 135 basically…. Thank you so much.
Next Observation #14: He needs a translator, like a social one