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Ron Stoppable: Emotion Sickness

Alternative sickness

*Middleton high school gym*

"Hey people, listen up! In a frenzied outpouring of community pride this weekend we celebrate Middleton Days. A salute to giants of local industry, from the space center in the world famous Middleton Pickle Works." Announce Mr. Barkin, who is currently explaining to some local students in the gym about the importance of Middleton days. He is about to continue his speech until he sees a sight that catches him off guard.

"Stoppable! Explanation now!" He yells at the student, who is none other than Ron Stoppable, wearing a pickle mascot outfit.

"I'm Kosher Deli, the Pickle Works beloved mascot and this is Gurkin." Ron, with Rufus jumping on his shoulders with his pickle outfit, explains to Mr. Barkin earning confused looks from the other students.

"Mocking our proud pickle heritage are we?" Mr. Barkin asks not to amuse by Ron's usual attic.

"Mock…the…pickle? Never Mr. B.." Ron responds like he was offended.

"I'm keeping an eye on you cucumber boy." Mr. Barkin whispers in a serious low tone before yelling at the other students, "Float builders! Let's get busy!" After Mr. Barkin leaves Ron's presence, his other best friend Felix appears behind him.

"Feeling green for Middleton days I see?" Felix jokes.

"You know the Ronman has to show his support," Ron responds only his proud expression changes to annoy by what he is now seeing.

Felix tilts his head asking, "What's up? Oh." He turns to see Ron's best friend from pre-k and teen hero Kim Possible walking hand to hand with her boyfriend, Josh Mankey. Ever since Ron helped her during her date with the artist guy, Kim has spent a lot of time with Josh since they became official. Though she still made a little time with Ron.

Ron sighs before out of nowhere hearing a mock tone from queen b herself, "Look at that, miss possible is so hung over on Josh that now she doesn't have time for her loser sidekick." Bonnie, who is Kim rival, taunts Ron knows that the two haven't been hanging out as often as they used to.

"Come on, lay off Bonnie." Felix chimes in trying to defend his friend only for Ron to throw them off by the next words that come out of his mouth.

"My man, don't worry. I'm fine with KP and Josh dating." Ron tells them with a shrug.

"What?!" Both Felix and Bonnie yelp at the same time not expecting to hear that from Ron.

"Seriously, Kim and I are always going to be cool, so it's not like she has to hang with every 24/7. Plus her happiness means more to me anyway, so as long as he treats her right then, I'm cool." Ron explains truthfully. As much as he doesn't care for Josh due to him being a pretty boy and his last name being one letter close to one of his most hated animals, monkeys, he understood how much Kim wanted a chance with him. Therefore, as her best friend, he is willing to deal with him.

"Totally in denial." Bonnie throws her hand at his face and begins to walk off.

A smirk appears on Felix's face, catching her attention before she leaves announcing, "Well, how's this for denial? Ron man, me and Tara is meeting up at Bueno nacho after school, you want to tag along?"

Bonnie eyes grew wide, and she spins her body around screaming, "What!?" Not believing that her best didn't tell her anything about the news.

Ron smiles at Bonnie's reaction. "Sounds like a plan, I see you making the smooth moves on Tara." He elbows him, causing him to wave his hands in panic mode.

"Whoa, there we are just going to hang out, besides rumor has it that she has a crush on you." Felix quickly tells Ron, while trying to hide a hint a red forming from his cheeks.

"Really?" Ron asks with disbelief.

"Correction had, and she didn't let me know about this." Bonnie quickly corrects Ron knowing full well about her best friend's crush on the loser at the time.

"Well, I guess surprise then." Felix spreads his arms out like he was throwing a surprise party for Bonnie.

Ron chuckles at his attic. "In that case, count me in. You know that's like me and Rufus second home." Rufus jumps on Ron's shoulders agreeing.

"I'm coming just to see if this is legit," Bonnie claims, putting her hands on her hips earning stun expressions from Ron, Rufus, and Felix.

"Um, whatever floats your boat. Ron you might want to get rid of the suit before we head there." Felix suggests pointing at his current attire.

Bonnie chimes in saying, "I agree, it's bad enough I have to be seen with you so you in that costume will be even worse."

Ron shakes his head in annoyance from her comments. "Okay, I get it sheesh. I sometimes wish she wouldn't be so mean when it comes to me." Ron heads to the locker room to change not realizing that his wish would soon get what he just asked for.

*Insert theme song*

Ooohh yeahh yeah

I'm your basic average guy and I'm here to help save the world

You could stop me

Cause I'm Ron Stop-pa-ble

There are some things I can't do

But when danger calls

Just know that I am on my way

It doesn't matter where or

When there's trouble

If ya just call my name

Ron Stoppable

Call Kim, beep Kim if ya

Wanna reach Kim

But if ya wanna page me it's okay

Whenever you need me baby

Call me, beep me if ya

wanna reach me

Call me, beep me if you

wanna reach me

Doesn't matter where Doesn't matter when (unless I'm in Bueno Nacho) I will be there for ya till the very end

Danger or trouble I'm there on the double You know that you always can call Ron Stop-pa-ble

Ron Stoppable: Never be normal

Call me, beep me if ya

wanna reach me

*Later at Bueno Nacho*

"Ah, nothing like some Bueno Nacho to satisfy my hunger from finishing up my newest creation... The Moodulator!" Doctor Cyrus Bortel yells out of excitement over completing the finishing touches of his new invention.

"Hey Minster keep it down over there!" Ned, the manager, demands not wanting the doctor's outburst to disrupt everyone else's meal.

"Sorry." Doctor Bortel responds softy with a shy smile getting everyone's attention off of him. Once all eyes came off him, Doctor Bortel checks out his new Moodulator chips. "I can't wait to go home and perform the mood control test to make sure the device work. I already can't wait to see which government agency will bid the highest once I put my Moodulaters for sale. I'm just one auction away to finding out, but in the meantime, I should hurry back home so I won't miss the Fearless Ferret Marathon."

At the same time outside of Bueno Nacho, "How could you Tara?" Bonnie questions her best friend as she along with Ron, Felix, and Tara make their way to the restaurant.

Tara shakes her head in frustration. "Bonnie, I already have answered that question, Felix asked me to hang out, and I said yes. Plain and simple."

"But you did so without telling me first," Bonnie argues.

Ron decides to step in and try to calm the situation, mostly since he was getting tired of Bonnie getting on Tara's case. "Come on Bonbon; it's not like they are going on a date. We are going to hang out."

"Don't call me that, and like I would be caught hanging with a loser like you!" Bonnie snaps at Ron causing him to wince at her comment. Usually, Bonnie's insults go through one ear and out the other, but for some reason now it is now starting to affect him.

Tara, who used to have a crush, didn't like how her best friend treated Ron. It never made sense to her why she did after Ron saved her and the other cheerleaders at Camp WannaWeep from turning into mutated freaks. "What's your deal with Bonnie? Ron is a great guy if you would get to know him."

"Plus, you are technically hanging with him because we all going to the same place." Felix also defends Ron, wishing that Bonnie wasn't joining them.

Bonnie rolls her eyes and looks towards the other direction. "Whatever, and I'm only coming along because of Tara." She claims when she is trying to find out if something is going on between Felix and Tara.

Ron also looks the other way with a somewhat sad expression on his face thinking, "Man she is so hard to deal with, almost like a reverse version of Kp. I wish there were more to her than the whole Queen B personal, a Bonnie that's likeable." His thoughts begin to wonder about what Kim was up to with Josh, but quickly stop when an older man runs out the entrance knocking into Tara and Bonnie. In the process of the accident, Bonnie's phone fell out her pocket while the doctor's Moodulator device fell out of his pocket along with his chips landing on the two cheerleader's necks

Felix rushes over to Tara to help her up. "Tara, you okay?"

"Yes, thank you, Felix." She answers him with a warm smile.

Ron kneels over to Bonnie to check up on her. "Bonnie are you.." but before he could hold his hand to help her up, she swats it away saying, "Don't touch me with your loser germs."

Ron mutters to his self, "Yep she fine." before walking over to the older guy to give him, what he thought was his phone, Bonnie's cell phone." "Sorry about that."

The doctor in return passes what he thought was the young girl's cell phone, his Moodulator device. "It's okay. I was in a hurry; I should have paid more attention." Doctor Bortel apologizes and quickly leaves the scene leaving the group baffle on what just happen. They enter the place where Ron and Felix escort the two cheerleaders to a table to sit at while they order food.

However, when Ron and Felix went to go order their food Bonnie yells at Ron, "You moron, you this isn't my phone!"

Ron hurries back over to the table and sees a strange green device instead of Bonnie's cell phone. "Darn it; I should have looked down before I picked up this thing that looks like a video game?" He takes it to observe the device until he pushes a button causing a sad blue face to appear on the screen. Suddenly Bonnie and Tara's eyes flash blue, and they both start crying.

"I can't believe I don't have my phone." Bonnie whimpers and cries uncontrollably.

Ron sits down with her to try and console her. "I'm sorry Bonnie it was an accident." while Felix does the same with Tara asking, "Tara, what's wrong?"

"it's just sad seeing Bonnie losing her phone." She answers while crying as well.

At that moment, a light bulb went off in Ron's head. "Hey, I have an idea. Why I don't just hit Wade and maybe he can track your phone and get it back for you." He suggests while pushing the button again making a yellow face to appear on the screen.

"Really, oh Ron you are a great friend like Kim says you are," Bonnie said excitedly and hugged Ron out of nowhere.

"Uh, thank you?" Ron responds carefully not understanding how her moods change like that and why she is now hugging him.

"You are a great friend as well Felix, being here during Bonnie's time of need," Tara tells Felix with a huge smile.

"Oh. Thanks, you too." Felix scratches the back of his neck in confusion.

Ron then snaps out of his thoughts with a small smile, saying, "Well, at least you not angry at me." before hitting the device to make an angry red face appear.

Another cheerleader, Hope, appears at the place and walks over to the group. "Hey Bonnie, I just tried calling your cell about a cheerleader meeting we are having, but you didn't answer."

"Maybe you should ask the loser, why I couldn't answer my phone." Bonnie glares and points her finger at Ron.

Ron shakes his head quickly to defend his self. "It was an honest mistake!"

"and what do you have to say for yourself?" Tara questions Felix with an angry expression.

"What are you talking about? I didn't lose her phone," Felix responds not to understand her question.

"Yet you didn't help make sure she had it." She claims. Ron sees Felix head hang and feels bad because today was supposed to be a great day for him getting to hang with Tara, yet because of his clumsiness, he messes up the plans.

"Seriously, it's all my fault, and I will make sure that I make this right Bonnie I promise," Ron speaks up to take the heat off Felix to take ownership for what happen. Plus, it wasn't like Kim is here to help him so he might as well be mature about this situation on his own.

In the process of his speech, Ron presses the button again making a face go back to blue. "Stoppable, I should be sorry. I know you didn't mean to lose my phone." She said putting her hand on his shoulder.

Though the mood changes through him off again, Ron shakes it off. "It's all good. Still, it's my responsibility to get it back. So you go on to the meeting, I will get Wade's help a.s.a.p." Ron puts the device in his pocket to let Bonnie out of her seat but not before pushing it reverting the face to yellow.

"Okay, sounds good. See you tomorrow. Come up, Tara." Bonnie cheerfully said with Tara coming behind her, but tells Felix, "I will talk to you later." The two cheerleaders leave in a cheerful mood, leaving the two young boys completely stun about what they witness.

"Confuse?" Ron simply asks.

"Most definitely bro." Felix simply answers.

"Good, because I thought it was just me. So what we do now?" Ron wonders as the two turn their attention from the cheerleaders to each other.

"I can only think of one thing to do." Felix begins to suggest with a smirk.

"Zombie Mayhem 4 at your place?" Ron questions with his smirk.

"You read my mind." With their new plan now set, Ron and Felix order their food to take with them and head over to Felix's place to eat and game the weird day away.

*That evening at Felix place*

"Win bro again. Admit it; I'm the champ." Felix announces after winning the final round in their game session.

"You just lucky that I was distracted," Ron said in a low tone, for he mostly was in deep thought.

Felix knew precisely what he was referring to. "By what happens between Bonnie and Tara? Yeah, that was weird how they were acting earlier."

"Either losing the phone was a major deal, or they must have some strange cold." Ron proposes with a shrug getting Felix to chuckle.

"Regardless, hopefully, they will feel better by tomorrow. Speaking of which, are you okay about the whole Tara used to have a crush on you thing?" Felix switches to serious mode wondering how does his friend feel about him and Tara.

Ron sighs before answering. "Dude its okay, I mean I am pretty dense when it comes to girls anyways. Are you asking me because you interesting in her cause it's not like she's my property and I think you would be good for her."

"I mean I just in the beginning stage, yeah she's attractive, but would a cheerleader go for me with my condition?" Felix looks at his wheelchair with sadness. Like Ron, he had his insecurities when it came to girls since he feels that no girl would go for a guy who can't walk.

Ron softly places a hand on his shoulder, feeling his pain. "Dude, I made not know Tara that well, but I don't believe she's shallow like that. Any girl would be lucky to have you bro wheelchair or no wheelchair. Heck, when I first met you I didn't care about that, we both have the same interest and ended up becoming good friends."

Though part of him still didn't believe so, Felix was fortunate to have a friend like Ron to encourage him. "Thanks, man, I appreciate that and the same to you."

Ron shakes his head and laughs at the thought of any girl liking him. "Nah, I probably couldn't get a girl, even if my life was on the line."

Hearing his response somewhat shock Felix. He heard about the time Ron saved the cheerleaders at camp WannaWeep, cutting his hair, and when he became rich. During those times supposedly Ron confidence was up when it came to the ladies. Now it just seems like none is there and wonders have Ron talk to Kim about this. "You really shouldn't settle yourself short like that Ron. You travel the world with Kim to fight bad guys; all you need is for that one girl to get to know you and the Ron Factor." Felix attempts to motivate him, deciding not to bring up Kim in this topic.

"Only in my dreams." Ron thinks to his self.

Felix gets him out of thoughts by asking, "Oh by the way, do you still have that device you accidentally pick up?"

"Yep, right in my pocket. I will find a way to beat it, assuming that it is a video game ha-ha. Anyways, it's getting late so I better head in. See ya bro." Ron said, giving Felix a high five as he makes his exit. "Alright will catch you tomorrow."

As Ron heads home, he had a lot on his mind to think about. One was the new possible relationship between Felix and Tara. Even though he told Felix that he was okay with him pursuing her, a small part of him wasn't because if Felix and Tara become a couple, he would be the only one single and alone since Kim has been all over Josh. Ron was the type of person that wants to make sure the people that he cares about happy before his self, which meant him not getting his happiness thus not wanting to take time away from his close friends. Sure, he is cool with Monique, but at times Ron feels like he gets on her nerves despite them having the same interest in wrestling and she probably could get any guy he wants anytime soon.

Next was his current relationship with Kim. If it's not a mission, the two haven't spent as much time together since Kim became official with Josh Monkey, cough, Mankey. He wanted to talk to Kim about how he was feeling from them not hanging to the incident with Bonnie, but he knew how much getting with Josh meant to her. Since they are a couple he didn't want to interfere in her new love life, nor continuing to bring up theories about how Josh last name is close to a specific animal that he hates, even if does cost them time together.

Then there's the situation today at Bueno Nacho with the random mood swings with Bonnie. One second she's upset and rightfully so after losing her phone than she was sad which also make sense, leading to her being in a happy mood which was weird yet he came up with a great plan to get her phone, then she gets angry again, etc. Ron had no idea what was going with her or Tara, although he did wish about dealing with a sweeter version of Bonnie and all, but common sense tells him that wishes don't come true plus that doesn't explain Tara's actions. He would typically talk to Kim about something like this but figures she would say something about its a girl thing leaving him more confused.

Entering his room, Ron slips on his sleep clothes and heads to bed with Rufus on his side. "Rufus, today was a little strange with Bonnie losing her phone, but tomorrow is a new day, and everything will be back to normal once Bonnie gets her phone back." Rufus agrees as the two go to sleep. What Ron doesn't realize is that once tomorrow arrives, his motto never normal will take on new meaning in his life considering when he threw his pants, that he had worn earlier, on the ground it cause the device to switch the face from yellow smiley face to a lovely pink face.

TBC

Author's note: Welcome new and old fans to my new, first ever Ron Stoppable fic, yes I said Ron Stoppable not Kim Possible because any Ron stories I do will be mostly featuring Ron and him pairing up with someone else other than Kim. As of right now other than this RonBon fic, I am doing a Ron/Tara fic and possibly attempt a one-shot of Ron/Monique if I still feel up to it or get ideas on how to write it. I am also doing a Spider-man/Ron crossover fic but not sure on the plot or parings yet.

Now with the Ron/Tara fic I hope to make it a long story focusing on the couple like The redemption of Bonnie Walker (if you are a RonBon fan that is a must read) because the only long story I have seen with Ron/Tara is the "Aftermath of WannaWeep" story, which with all due of respect it had too many Kim/Ron moments in it to me. Just so if you Ron stoppable fans all want to know, in order, my favorite Ron parings since reading different ones on this site are 1. RonBon, 2. Rongo, 3. Ron/Yori, 4. Ron/Tara (only because I haven't seen a lot featuring the paring), 5. Kimron, and if you want my reasons for this order I will do it in the next chapter.

Now, as far as my first Ron story goes, this is what if (AU) version of emotion sickness that involves Bonnie getting the moodulator on her instead of Kim (its an idea that has been stuck in my head for the longest since reading RonBon stories). The idea somewhat came from the fanfic "A Lifelong Friendship" where Bonnie and Ron were friends in pre-k instead of Kim and Ron (The writer never did finish his story). I don't know how long this story is going to go for it might be a short story since I know it's most likely not going to surpass the other great RonBon fics on here, but I might make it long because I don't want to rush the relationship. Either way, I hope you all enjoy it and hope you look forward to any future Ron Stoppable fics that I do.