Author's Note:

This is mostly for readers who have read my old fanfictions and seen my profile. I took down all of my fanfictions and went back and fixed them because most, if not all were messy. For this fic, it's basically the same thing, the only difference is that I changed a little bit of the grammar and hopefully it's much better. Enjoy.

Kanda walked angrily in the halls of the Black Order. His thoughts were all focused on certain moyashi that rudely interrupted his meditation and spilled food crumbs all over him on top of that. The nerve of that shorty! Although that moyashi's eating habits annoyed him to no end, it didn't change the fact that the mere sight of the stupid moyashi was enough to bake his blood boil. It also didn't help that his general informed the entire Black Order of his birthday. Although it was stupid and there was no reason for him to get agitated he was still very pissed at his general and the Order.

Kanda walked into his room and slammed the door. He changed out of his uniform and into pants and a regular top. He grabbed his sword and headed towards the training grounds muttering to himself. Can this day get any worse?

Earlier . . .

Kanda woke up early and headed to Komui's office for his next mission. This was a pain in the ass. He had been out of headquarter on missions for about 3 weeks. He was summoned back and as soon as he returned Komui told him that he had a new mission tomorrow. Which was too strange for Kanda's liking. He was already out of Headquarters so why have him come back just to send him back out again?

As he walked over to the stairs he saw Lenalee walk from the Dining Hall and glance at him. Kanda raised an eyebrow as he saw a look of panic on her face. She ran up to Kanda trying to block him. Kanda's eyebrow twitched as Lenalee smiled up at him with her sweet smile that would swoon anybody at headquarters. It may work on everyone else but not him.

"Lenalee? What are you doing?"

"Nothing." She laughed. "Why are you heading towards the Dining Hall?"

Kanda was putting all his training in mediation to use as he suppressed the urge to pull out his sword. "I'm actually headed towards Komui's office for my next mission." He grabbed Lenalee's shoulders and moved her to the side as he past her. "Now please move. I need to get to my next mission."

As Kanda walked down the stairs Lenalee activated her dark boots and jumped in front of Kanda. Kanda growled and glared at Lenalee. He was seriously not in the mood for this. "Lenalee." He warned.

While Lenalee was struggling to come up with an excuse, Kanda, non-too subtly, was reaching his sword with his right hand. Seeing his hand, Lenalee sputtered. "Komui is fixing his office and the Dining Hall is really messy. So why don't we go meditate together and wait til everything's done."

"I can't. I'm-"

Before Kanda could say another word. Lenalee quickly turned him around and pushed him towards the meditating room. Kanda debated whether or not to argue with her. Come to think of it, Komui wasn't very active this early in the morning and he would rather not use the tactic 'Lenalee's getting married' trick to wake him up. At this point anything was better than dealing with Komui and his crap talk. When thought through, meditating actually sounded like a good idea. When they entered the room they both sat down and began the process of meditating. They took a deep breath and shut their eyes. Kanda began to clear his mind of all his thoughts. As soon as he began to calm down, he twitched as he heard a huge wailing voice coming from the halls.

"Lenalee! Where are you? C'mon, we got to get ready for Ka-"

Lenalee jumped up "Okay Allen! I'll be right over!" She apologized and left.

Kanda sighed, so much for peace and quiet. He decided to take advantage of this time and meditate some more. As soon as he was getting relaxed, a loud crunching sound approached behind his ear.

"Hey Kanda what are you doing?"

Kanda twitched as he heard the crunching of chips as Allen was shoving them into his mouth. He knew that the moyashi had a huge appetite and snacking was normal to him. But dammit all. Did he really have to loudly munch on those chips right next to his ear?

"Well?" asked Allen, still eating his bag of potato chips.

Kanda took a deep breath and calmly answered. "Isn't it obvious beansprout? I'm meditating."

Allen kept munching on the chips and continued to stare at him in silence. Kanda's eyebrow was twitching uncontrollably as he realized that the moyashi wasn't taking the hint and wasn't leaving. He kept standing there and eating, not leaving. Kanda's patience went past his limit, he jumped up, immediately grabbed his sword and pointed it towards Allen's face. "Baka Moyashi! Stop eating those in my face. They're disgusting!"

Kanda was about to activate his innocence when General Tiedoll came behind Kanda and placed his hand on Kanda's shoulder.

Kanda turned and looked at General Tiedoll. The general simply smiled. "Now Yu-kun, that's no way to treat a comrade. Come, I have something to show you."

Kanda inwardly growled and headed with General Tiedoll to the Dining Hall. It was odd that the Dining Hall was dark and that his general brought him here. Then the lights turned on, streamers flew up and people were clapping and cheering.

"Happy Birthday Kanda!"

Kanda stared into the room with a frown on his face as he gazed at the decorations that covered the Dining Hall. Should he be angry? Should he be annoyed? Before he could decide Lenalee ran up to him and smiled. "This is why everyone was acting so weird. We were planning your party. So what do you think?"

Kanda stated. "It's not my birthday."

Everyone froze. "Huh?"

General Tiedoll walked over to Kanda. "Well, since he doesn't remember his actual birthday, we decided to give this day to be Yu-kun's birthday."

Kanda scowled. "I told you not to call me that, and who is we?"

Everyone was shifting nervously and looking away. Kanda nearly fell face-forward. "You mean everyone decided this?" After everyone nodded Kanda tsked and stormed away.

Komui walked over to Kanda. "Aren't you going to stay for the party?"

"If I have time to fool around and party then apparently I'm not training hard enough." Kanda walked out of the room while everyone just stood still.

"Well since Kanda is not going to blow out the candles, we might as well just party without him." Komui said.

"Um, are you sure about that's a good idea?" Reever asked.

"Well he's not going to celebrate and we didn't decorate the Dining Hall for nothing! We'll consider this as a break from all our hard work!"

Everyone cheered and began to party.

Present . . .

Kanda was chopping away at the trees when a golem came to Kanda and Komui's voice came out. "Kanda I need you to come into my office for a few minutes."

Kanda stopped his training and went over to Komui's office with a frown on his face. "What do you want?"

Komui had a cheerful look on his face. "Oh well since you're not busy and I don't have a mission for you, I was thinking that you could tidy up my office! The others are exhausted and are down at the Dining Hall celebrating."

Is Komui for real? Did he seriously just-? He was about to protest when Kanda stopped and smirked. "Sure."

Komui jumped up in the air. "Thank you sooooo much! I'd never think you would actually do this for me! Have fun!" He skipped out of the room while Kanda made an evil grin on his face.

A couple of hours later Kanda mixed up the files and placed the books wherever he wanted. Kanda even placed the drawers upside down so that when Komui opened the drawers everything in them would fall on the floor. This is what Komui deserves for all that trouble he caused him. Kanda was actually enjoying himself when Allen came into the room and grinned.

"Hey there."

Kanda glared at the kid and turned around in disbelief. "Go away Moyashi! I don't want you here."

Allen ignored him and grabbed a box full of bottles, apparently wanting to give him a hand. Which he did not need. The shorty was about to put it on the self when he tripped and one of the bottles he was carrying broke and spilled all over him. Kanda growled in annoyance and attempted to lift the box off Allen. When he did Allen attempted to stand up and the top of his head slammed against the bottom of the box, causing a couple of bottles to fall out of the box and spill all over Kanda. They both stood in shock as the liquid seemed to dissolve at the touch of their skin. When they heard somebody coming they quickly placed the box under Komui's desk and hid behind the stack of books that were not placed on the shelf yet. Reever and Johnny came into the office while carrying a plate of dango. As they messed with the papers on Komui's desk Kanda whispered to Allen.

"Hey kid, let's go while we have the chance."

He was about to leave when he noticed Allen eyeballing and drooling over the dango.

Kanda grabbed Allen's ear and hissed "C'mon stupid!" They snuck out of the office unheard, while Johnny and Reever organized the papers. The scientists were about to walk away when they noticed the box beneath Komui's desk.

"Great. What does Komui have this time?" Reever moaned to himself. That chief of theirs always had junk lying around.

Reever walked over to the box and looked inside. His eyes widened Johnny peered over his shoulder and adjusted his glasses.

Johnny groaned as he recognized the box. "Please tell me that's not what I think it is."

Reever kept silent as he noticed the broken bottles right next to the desk. "Oh no."

The night came and everyone went to bed into the peaceful night. Kanda and Allen were the only ones that didn't get any sleep that night. They were too busy being worried about what spilled on them and what it will do. While they slept in their rooms a weird sensation came over their bodies during the night only for it to be noticed in the morning.