Author's Note: I had sworn off doing anything but JJ/Hotch, but I thought I would be nice and do some advertising for the Profiler's Choice Awards. Info at the bottom.
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"What is wrong with Hotch?" JJ asked, setting her bag down on her desk.
"What do you mean?" Reid twisted his body to look at Hotch's office. "He looks fine to me."
JJ chuckled. "I bet he does." She gave Reid an innocent look when he glared at her. "He's walking odd and not in a 'I had a really good night' kind of way."
Reid shrugged. "I don't know. I'm going to go check it out."
"Get it, lover boy," JJ called out as Reid hurried up the stairs.
Scowling over JJ's comment, Reid entered Hotch's office with a quick knock, closing the door behind him. "Are you okay?"
Hotch frowned, stopping in his pacing. "I'm fine. Why?"
"JJ thinks you're walking funny."
"Oh." Hotch's cheeks flamed.
Reid's eyes grew wide. "That's not from this morning, is it? I mean, you rode me pretty hard, but I'm fine."
Hotch closed his eyes, briefly reliving this morning's delicious activities. "It's not. I mean, it is, but it's not."
"I don't understand," Reid told him.
"Our underwear got switched," Hotch admitted, "and I must have put yours on by mistake. That's why I'm walking around funny. They're a bit smaller than mine."
Reid zeroed in on Hotch's crotch. "Why don't you just go commando?"
Hotch shook his head. "I can't do that!"
"Why not?" Reid grinned, devilishly. "It'll make things easier when we sneak off to the supply closer later."
"Excuse me," Hotch said, suddenly, tossing the folder in his hand onto his desk. "I have to run to the restroom."
Reid licked his lips as he watched Hotch hurry away. "Take your time, honey. I'm not going anywhere."
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