Chapter 3: Ice-Cream

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Taz awoke to the sound of knocking at her door. She groaned loudly, standing up, and walking over towards the door. Quickly, she pulled the door open to reveal Krayonder – with a wide grin on his face – and Specs who was holding cookie dough ice-cream.

"Hola..." Taz greeted them.

"We come with good news!" Krayonder stated.

"And what is dat?" Taz asked.

"Will you let us in first?" Taz studied them both, then reluctantly replied,

"Si, just close de door behind jou." Taz walked away from the door and onto the sofa, "So what is dis good news?"

"Well, we know how you're feeling at this present time, and well..." Specs started.

"First we wanted to look after you... You know like... Chat and stuff." Krayonder finished for her.

"Okay..." Taz face began to get more and more disgusted with every word they said.

"So, we brought ice-cream!" Specs stated, shoving the tub of cookie dough ice-cream into the petite girls hands.

"Why?"

"Because... Studies have proven that women like to have cookies, ice-cream and chocolate when they're upset!" Specs replied, "I decided to get you a mix of both cookies and ice –cream."

"Great..." Taz eyed the tub suspiciously, 'It doesn't look explosive...' She thought to herself, before strolling over to the one of the kitchen drawers, to take out a large spoon, and she began to eat the ice-cream straight out of the tub, "Okay... So what do jou two want to talk to me about?"

"Sophie and Up." Specs replied plainly.

"Or as February likes to call them, 'Sup'." Krayonder stated.

Taz groaned.

"Can't we just talk about jou two's new relationship? I mean, I did sorta make dat happen!" Taz said between mouthfuls of ice-cream.

"No!" They both replied.

"I may have shared my feelings with jou two... But I will not refrain to cutting jou both, into tiny pieces, and then mixing jou into Bolognese Sauce." The two rangers gulped, and shuffled backwards before talking again.

"What we are trying to say is, that we hate Sophie too!" Krayonder explained.

"Really?" Taz asked sarcastically, "Because I tink that if someone where to even write a story about dis, then all de readers would 'ate her too! (A/N Wink Wink) She's like a villain from a book! No! She is Lavender Brown from 'arry Potter!" Taz nodded.

"Oh! You mean the one who Ron dates in sixth year?" Krayonder asked.

"Jeah! De one who stole Ron from Hermione and made her cry! I got to tell jou, Romione is my OTP!" Taz answered.

"I know right! JK is my queen!" Krayonder replied, throwing his hands up in the air, "Man, there were so many times when I just had to stop to go, WOOOAAAAAHHHH!"

"Okay!" Specs cut in, "I'm sorry to ruin your conversation, but I think we're going a bit off topic."

"Bueno... But jou got to admit! Sophie is de un fictional Lavender Brown!" Krayonder nodded at this.

"Hey! Who knows man? Maybe she might get murdered by a werewolf too!" Krayonder exclaimed.

"Krayon-der! Dat is so estupidio!" For a moment, Specs thought she was going to say something like, Werewolves aren't real but she was let down when Taz said, "Dere aren't any werewolves on dis planet!"

Specs sighed.

"Okay, what we're trying to say is that we're here for you, okay... We shall sit right in front of you during lunch so that she can't purposely sit in front of you, and make you see everything that makes you want to vomit!" Specs stated matter-of-factly.

"Bueno, but how are jou going to get dem out of my sight all de time! And what if they start living together? Or dey get married? Or dey have children with Up's adorable Caribbean blue eyes! But with Sophie's ugly face! What are jou going to do den eh?" Taz shouted, grabbing Specs by her collar.

"Taz, man! That isn't going to happen!" Krayonder stated.

"How do jou know dat! Why would Up be interested in a poor, ugly girl like me when he could have Sophie?"

"Because, Sophie isn't you."

"Dat's my whole point jou idiota! She's better dan me!"

"Not in Up's eyes man!"

"Well, even if jou tink dat, it's just like we said, Sophie is Lavender, and Ron only breaks up with Lavender when he murmurs Hermione's name in his sleep. So, what are jou going to do?"

"Don't worry." Krayonder stated.

"We've got a plan."

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Translations:

Bueno = Okay