Valentin: *Looks up at story* I can't believe I was such an idiot!
Aurel: It's okay, big brother!
Amethyst: Hi guys! Welcome back to your debut story!
Valentin: I'd honestly rather forget this entire fiasco.
Amethyst: Ok, well, you don't have to stay long.
Aurel: Why are we here, Ms. Amethyst?
Amethyst: *Small cuteness overload* You're here to help me announce the next story in the Call us Hetalia series!
Yao: AII-YAH! There's another one, aru? What, is it just going to be us going to class and arguing with each other? Or just more of Professor Gojosen throwing students into nearby walls? Or Headmaster Rome getting smacking around by Professor Britannia for forgetting to grade our history papers again? Sounds exciting, especially compared to kidnap, exposure, hostage situations, and infiltrating spies! Morgan is dead, aru! Game over!
Amethyst: ...
Valentin: He IS dead, right?
Amethyst: ...
Yao: Amethyst, aru?
Amethyst: ...
Yao: Well, we're all screwed, aru! *Throws overly long sleeves into the air*
Amethyst: Heh, heh, heh...sorry! You think I can toss away the main antagonist that quickly?
Yao: It's been four stories, aru!
Amethyst: Exactly. Way to quick for me.
Valentin: Aurel, I want you to stay very close to me. And don't go with anyone suspicious. Especially if they are wearing blue.
Aurel: Ok! *Grabs Valentin's hand*
Amethyst: Hit it Emil!
Emil: *Drumroll*
Amethyst: Pleased to introduced Call me...erm, what was it?
Yao: How should I know, aru?
Amethyst: *Snapping fingers* It had something to do with graduating...
Valentin: Who's graduating?
Amethyst: I REMEMBER! Emil, try it again!
Emil: *Sigh* Fine, I don't even know why I have to be here, though. Plenty of people can play the drums. *Drumroll again*
Amethyst: Call me Immortal!
Yao: What does that have to do with graduating?
Amethyst: It was the first word that came into my head!
Yao: What does immortality have to do with graduation?
Amethyst: Good point. My mind works in strange ways.
Yao: Sure does, you invented this madhouse of a school we're all trapped in, after all, aru.
Amethyst: *Sticks tongue out* You'll be gone soon anyway!
Yao: What are you going to do to me, aru!?
Amethyst: The worst possible thing I could. Graduate you.
Yao: I graduate?
Amethyst: Yup. With halfway decent grades and outstanding physical performance.
Yao: *Commences victory celebration* I can move out and be free from those idiots in that stupid six man base, aru!
Amethyst: Calm down, it gets worse.
Yao: How can it get worse? If by worse you mean better, aru?
Amethyst: And...that's time! Aurel!
Aurel: *Jumping up and down* Go and read the 5th installment of the Call us Hetalia series! Call me Immortal! It's about Mr. Yao!
Yao: I am not that old, do not call Mr. Yao. Just call me Yao.
Aurel: Ok! Bye reader people! *Waves*
Yao: Pray for my survival, readers.
Amethyst: So thats Call me Magic, folks! Thanks for reading, and go read Call me Immortal! Do it! It's on the site right now! That what this whole mini chat update thingy means! Go read it! What are you still doing reading about me talking? Go! Now! Run! Scurry! Scamper! Crawl! Dash! Sprint! Tip toe! Skitter! Skip! Cartwheel! What ever it is you do! You do what you do! Hurry! Peace! Love! Hetalia! Farewell!